Omg Karen!!!

[DisneyAddict_M]

Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

 

[wendyl]

Did you have an AWESOME time at your AWESOME party? Did you drink AWESOME shooters

 

[Daxx]

...and listen to AWESOME music and then just sit around and soak up
each other's awesomeness?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.

And the homosexuals.

 

[BabyTigger99]

Regina: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Shane: You're right, hon.
Regina : I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?

 

[BabyTigger99]

Cady:Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.

Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.

 

[Daxx]

Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Maybe some other time, when my shirt isn't see-through.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

 

[Daxx]

Damn, Africa ... what happened?

 

[luvflorida]

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls.

 

[Daxx]

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

I was just going to do that one. My favorite part of the movie.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, because I use super-jumbo tampons.

 

[Daxx]

Well, here's another Coach Carr-ism just for you, Melinda:

At your age, you're gonna be having a lot of urges. You're gonna want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other,
you will get chlamydia. And die.

 

[Daxx]

Who are The Plastics?

They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

 

[luvflorida]

Coach Carr: I will keep you here all night if I have to.

Teacher, whispering: We can't keep them past four.

Coach Carr: I will keep you here until four.

 

[TinkerTracy]

I love this movie!!

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

"Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?"
"Your mom's chest hair!"