OMG, does she ever shut up?!

[lucas]

Still not here?!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I just checked. She did not post at all on page 12. Somebody scramble the helicopters!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Maybe the Terror Turkey got her? Or their weird crawly sink bacon?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

And apparently the age old question of "OMG, does she ever shut up?!" has been answered.


SHE DOES! (but probably not of her own free will)

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I'm much more frightened of the sink bacon. Perhaps she's training her bacon to do more than just crawl around the sink.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm much more frightened of the sink bacon. Perhaps she's training her bacon to do more than just crawl around the sink.

Maybe Kim's actually an undercover government agent who was sent to train bacon to attack and she's been using us as cover all along?! Maybe the bacon knows how to kill us in 10 different ways? Maybe the bacon is among us and we don't even know it yet? Maybe bacon can be aerosolized? MAYBE THE BACON IS IN TIMES SQUARE RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK PLANNING AN ATTACK AGAINST US ALL!?!?!?!?!??!?

And maybe bacon has already had it's revenge on Kim. Maybe she ate a bad batch and has spent the day on the kludgie.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

After seeing all of her bacon posts, I'm sure its bacon revenge.

 

[snapppyd]

Maybe she slipped on some bacon grease, slid down the drain and is swimming with the terror turkeys!

 

[PrincessInOz]

Anyway you cut it, the bacon's in the fat (in the fire) and she's gonna fry us.

Mmm...Maybe we'll get some scrambled eggs as well.


ps. Australia's just fine - cold but it is winter here.

 

[lucas]

Gee, was it something I said?!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Gee, was it something I said?!

My guess is the bacon.

 

[lucas]

My guess is the bacon.

 

[kimmar067]

Now look what you've done! You've given ME ideas.

On the Disboards as at 16 May (Australian date)

1. 2,246K threads (give or take a thousand)
2. 34,776K posts (give or take a thousand)

Kim's up to 48K posts (give or take a thousand).

On average, Kim's probably posted in 2 out of every 50 threads; and she accounts for 0.14% of all posts on the DisBoard.

...I aim HIGH....

 

[kimmar067]

Mind if I visit you over here?

...with or without yur smilies???

 

[kimmar067]

I doubt it will ever happen...

... mebbe in my NEXT life......nahhhhh, it'll never happen...

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

...I aim HIGH....

which is why they have to keep cleaning the kludgie.

 

[kimmar067]

That would be impossible.

...yes, I'm on a teachers' thread too....

 

[lucas]

She's baaaaaaaack!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

She's baaaaaaaack!

Is she covered in bacon grease?

 

[kimmar067]

I just checked. She did not post at all on page 12. Somebody scramble the helicopters!