Longest...most random convo ever. Lasted a good 25 minutes...hahah.
Stranger: How was your camping trip?
You: Splendid!

Thank God for bug spray though.
Stranger: Ah, yes. See any bears? I heard there were some up where you were
You: I saw one. I was so scared

But it went away
Stranger: Oh good! I wwas worried about you. Camping alone is risky. Not to mention stupid.
You: Awe thanks for the concern<3 It means a lot.
You: You know, I'm just so B.A. it was okay!
Stranger: Haha! Then you were prepared.
Stranger: ;]
You: I was indeed.
You: So I heard you're pregnant :O
Stranger: Damn, did that get out already? Yep yep, world's second pregnant man
You: It did. The Cookie Monster told me. Congratulations.
You: Do you want a reality show?
Stranger: Oh yeah, he sure gets around. Thanks. Uh, we tried to get signed on with Perez Hilton's show. He just kept yelling at me to "come out"
You: That Perez Hilton. He's an annoying one I tell ya.
Stranger: He really is. *sigh* at least some one understands
You: I do.
You: Are we having...a moment?
Stranger: I - I don't know...I've never felt quite like this before..
You: This is so romantic

Stranger: Let's do something spontaneous. Like tear the curtains off the windows!

Oh, you're so dreamy
You: I was thinking more like get married, but okay!

You: As dreamy as MickeyMouse?
Stranger: Oh, even more honey, if that's possible. You're dreamier than Barack Obama
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: Hahah

Why thankyou!
You: AHHH YES<3! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
Stranger: Tonight! Let's get eloped!
You: Las Vegas?
Stranger: You read my mind. I think I have enough money to buy you a tux, but that's about it.
You: A tux? I'm a womannnn. I'd like a dress please.
Stranger: How bout a skirt instead?
You: That's perfect. As long as I'm with you.
You: Wait! You have a bellybutton right?
Stranger: Hold on!
Stranger: I'm checking
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Whew
Stranger: Um baby?
You: I'm here sorry love.
You: Okay good, that was the only requirement for my love.
You: Are you a DISer?
Stranger: Hold it, what about your boyfriend?
You: That coward? Pffft, I can get rid of him in 2 seconds.
You: I'll call him up now...
Stranger: Oh, I thought he was there
You: Nope. I just got off the phone, & MickeyMouse said he's happy for us

You: Are you a DISer?
Stranger: What exactly does that mean?
You: Nevermind lol.
Stranger: (I hope your bf didn't take it too hard)
Stranger: Oh. I see how it is
You: He was crying, but he'll get over it!
You: Everyone is entitled to a secret...
You: Like your's, you're a sex offender right?
Stranger: Ye-es but I've almost gotten over that
Stranger: Now it's not a secret

you're mean
You: I'm not mean. Just honest.
Stranger: Fine! I won't tell anyone about the time you slept with your cousin then.
You: What? He's hot?
You: We're through. I want a divorce.
Stranger: Well technically we're not married. But you can break off the engagement. And don't even ask about just being friends.
You: Then...I break off the engagement. I want half of your stuff. Fine then!
You have disconnected.