Omegle?

[My Wild Love]

stranger: Whats wrong
you: You
stranger: What about me?
You: Scary!
Stranger: No im not
you: Yes
stranger: How would you know that
stranger: I just said hi
you: This is what it sent me
you: Before you put asl
you: Stranger: [omegle automated message 0x4665123july8803xf] warning: Omegle.com is legally required to infrom you, a user of omegle, that the person you are talking to is a recent child molester!!! Please do not give out any personal information to this individual! They are extremely dangerous, and should not be met in the real world! Have fun chatting!
Stranger: Oh jesus they found me!!!

rofl <333

 

[Disney.Ears]

Rachel you have the best one's. Lmao.

 

[minniemouse440044]

haha i know, last night someone confronted to being a rapist


hahah

 

[MuskratSusie]

4chan is a website that was originally made to discuss Japanese and anime culture, but it soon evolved into a place where hackers, pedophiles, normal people, basically everyone went to. It's provided many lol's for me.

Oh. Okay. Thanks for letting me know what that was.

 

[JulielovesDisney]

haha i know, last night someone confronted to being a rapist


hahah

I've had a few of those too!
Once, I actually posed as "Officer Nancy" and asked if they were a child molestor..lmao.

The guy was like, "No ma'am! I'm just a simple guy who works in blahblahblah. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know!!!"

I almost peed myself!!

 

[nk2coolol]

You: disboards
Stranger: I beat my wife.


so random.

 

[PigletGurl]

Stranger: hi, i'm male
You: hi , im fe-male
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: I'm 22 and your rooms looks nice.
You: are you spying on me?
Stranger: Loook under your bed baby
You:..........
You:The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[metsluva57]

You: no, im a priest
Stranger: oh. darn.
You: no thanks. im a nun
Stranger: Well I'm Jesus.
You: jeebsus!!! the savior! how are you today?
Stranger: Good, y'know. ate some giraffe.
Stranger: how about you?
You: oh. that doesnt sound pleasent. i thought u ate adam and eve but what ever
You: i praised jeebsus
Stranger: I ate them too. D:
Stranger: well that
You: oo
Stranger: 's good.
You: u must be fat then
Stranger: PFFT.
Stranger: Jesus can't be fat. D:
You: why not. jeebsus is awesome like that
You: thats how he rolls
Stranger: FINE D:
Stranger: But but
Stranger: I'm ZOMBIE Jesus (Y)
You: OMG no!! so your...not jeebsus.. you imposter!
Stranger: NO D:
You: oh no!
Stranger: ghdsjkmdffjkdkjfmsdkhbfnmgd!
Stranger: _twitch
You: im sorry jeebsus! forgive me for talking to an imposter of you!
You: you know...jeebsus doesnt like imposters
Stranger: Nuuu, not an imposter. _cri
Stranger: Yes he does. D:
You: so youve talked to jeebsus?
Stranger: D:
Stranger: No, I do not talk to myselfs
You: how could you fit through the gates of heaven to talk to jeebsus if your so fat?
You: o. thats sad then
You: is jeebsus cool?
Stranger: chyeah D;
You: jeebsus is da bomb
Stranger: you know who else is the bomb
You: jeebsus's imposter. no. sorry jeebsus doesnt like imposters
Stranger: NUUUU, Zombie Jesus is NOT an imposter.
You: then who is zombie jeebsus?
You: is he...the devil?? :O
You: oh no! forgive me jeebsus
Stranger: oh no D:
Stranger: Zombie Jesus is Ressurrected Jesus. ;D
Stranger: so he's like Optimus Prime.
You: oo. whos that? the water guuy?
You: like the jeebsus of the sea or sumthing
Stranger: It's possible. ;D
Stranger: even better.
You: o thats awesome.is he friends with spongebob?
Stranger: yeah D:
You: o thats cool. but he doesnt like squidward though right?
You: jeebsus imposter, you there?
Stranger: yar/
You: oooo
You: thats cool jeebsus
You: does he know where atlantis is
Stranger: no
You: o ]: thats really sad
Stranger: yeah _cri
You: jeebsus is crying?:O
Stranger: No D:


xD

hahahaha

 

[I Am What I Am]

This site sounds seriously scary!

 

[Princess victoria]

You: Greetings
Stranger: Hello, god sir. How are you on this most glorious of days?
You: who said i was a sir?
Stranger: Everyone is a sir.
Stranger: No matter the gender.
You: oohhh....ok.
You: gotcha
You: i live at hogwarts
Stranger: Oh god. Please, just no.
You: whaaatt?!
Stranger: Harry Potter sucks almost as much as Twilight.
You: oh you need to go die now
You: byeeeee
Stranger: No, I believe you need to die.

 

[nk2coolol]

Stranger: hi
You: are you a diser?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: and, what?
You: what's an asl?
Stranger: age/gender/location
You: I don't know what that is.
You: I've never heard of that in my life.

lol

 

[MuskratSusie]

I had gotten into chatting with someone really random last night, yet he was pretty odd. He said stuff like, "I'm putting viruses on your computer, you'll be sorry within an hour!" I was just like.. "LOL"

And then left it at that.

 

[nk2coolol]

You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: are you pregnant?
Stranger: no... lol
You: me either
You: we have so much in common
Stranger: do you want to be?
You: not by you

 

[disneydance]

Just tried it creepy...

 

[disneydance]

Mine are boring I just found out some freek isn't a virgin

 

[MuskratSusie]

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: are you a diser?
Stranger: What?
You: nvm
You: do you like music?
Stranger: OK...... How's It?? And Where U From?
Stranger: YES I DO!!! I'm A Music Major
You: Coool...
You: AWESOME
Stranger: I Take It You Like It Too
Stranger: lo
You: I'm from candy land
Stranger: *lol
You: hbu?
Stranger: Oh Really?? Do You Play The Plum Flute?
You: Yes.. and its purple-ish
Stranger: I'm From NAboo
Stranger: lol
You: NAboo? do people say boo?
Stranger: No, The Say NA
Stranger: lol
You: NA is good.

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Lol, ...random.

 

[BabyPiglet]

I've had many people convinced now that DIS is a small nudist colony near Russia.

 

[nk2coolol]

I've had many people convinced now that DIS is a small nudist colony near Russia.

do you mind if i steal this idea?

 

[BabyPiglet]

do you mind if i steal this idea?

Go ahead.

 

[disneydance]

Stranger: im 20 male from california
You: OMG really I'm 15 from WA and am a girl
You: Are you on the Dis?
Stranger: WA wheres that?
You: Washington
Stranger: and whats the DIS?
You: like Seattle
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: what do u mean by DIS?
You: you know like a website
You: nvm
Stranger: oooh no?
You: cool
You: So like are you in college
Stranger: can you send me a picture of your slef and i send u one
You: Ew Creeper Goodbye

Yeah he then said some nasty things before I connected CREEPER