Omegle?

[big_thunder_girl]

Uhh.. I got a picture of blueberry pie? *** did you get?

Unable to say. Think man, finger, rear. She sent two links and one wasn't posted. I clicked the other that wasn't posted so I thought the other was just as bad. :C I'm scarred.

 

[Fatphil32]

Unable to say. Think man, finger, rear. She sent two links and one wasn't posted. I clicked the other that wasn't posted so I thought the other was just as bad. :C I'm scarred.

lol now all I can think about is the American Pie scene where he makes sweet love to the pie and his dad walks in.


Hahahahhaha CLASSIC PEGGY. << For all you Saturday Night Live fans.

 

[big_thunder_girl]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I have to pee.
Stranger: hey girl hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: I have to pee.
You: Let me be, while I pee.
Stranger: weirdo
You: But I need to. Let me be. You do too sometimes.
You: Elmo says everyone goes.
Stranger: it's not like i would tell some totall stranger
You: But...Elmo-
You: I am done.
You: I am done going to potty.
Stranger: WOW I DON'T CARE
Stranger: I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: But, Elmo taught me. He says it's important to know hoe to use the bathroom!
You: *how
Stranger: blah blah blah blah
You: Why must you act so?
You: Barney worshiper.
Stranger: ???????????????
Stranger: i haven't seen barney since i was like 4
You: Good. Elmo is better.
Stranger: i haven;t seen elmo since i was like 4 either
You: Boo you, so what are these awesome shows that you watch in place of elmo?
Stranger: ther are to many to name
You: Oh..REALLY? You made elmo mad. It's storming now. Rain pouring
Stranger: how old r u?
Stranger: idc
You: 94
Stranger: oh really
You: yes
You: And I am a wise one
You: Because Elmo taught me how to go to school and learn
Stranger: were u live?
You: Elmo's world.
Stranger: ok
You: Why?
You: Do you live there too?
You: Me, Elmo and Mr. Noodle live in an apartment there!
Stranger: no i live in the real world
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: who's Mr.Noodle
Stranger: ?
You: *gasp!* You can't live in the real world if you don't know who mr. NOODLE is!
You: !
You: 11111111111
Stranger: yeah i'm currently living there
Stranger: fgvhjyhyhdehjurhyfryhyrhururuhurhuruhriufhfwlihg
You: . Meanie. GTG
You: You had fun

 

[MuskratSusie]

This is pedobear:

That's ..weird.

 

[big_thunder_girl]

lol now all I can think about is the American Pie scene where he makes sweet love to the pie and his dad walks in.


Hahahahhaha CLASSIC PEGGY. << For all you Saturday Night Live fans.

Gross. Was he hairy?

 

[Fatphil32]

That's ..weird.

lol you can thank 4chan.

Gross. Was he hairy?

Umm, thankfully they don't show anything..

 

[Disney.Ears]

I can't wait for the day that 2 DISers get matched up...like fo real.

 

[PigletGurl]

You: im a weirdo
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Yes you are.
Stranger: I'm glad you can reflect in yourself like that.
You: Are you spying on me? :O
Stranger: Yes
You: :O :O
Stranger: I have a camera in your eye
You: What color are my eyes?
Stranger: I'm not going to tell you what eye tho.
Stranger: I can't see that, The camera is in your eye remember..
Stranger: And it only transmits in black/white,
You: But I'm looking at my reflection right now. What do you see?
You: oooo i see
You: How'd you get it in my eye then?
You: You must be some kind of evil genius.
Stranger: I see an underweight boy who got a little to many acne spots on his face.
You: :O But I'm not a boy!
Stranger: It's hard to tell with you, you could be eather one.
You: Hard to tell? Why's that?
Stranger: You could eather be a girlish-boy or a masculin-girl..
You: noooo my hair is waistlength, i wear earrings, isnt it obvious? :O :O
You: look again in the mirror.
Stranger: I've seen boys with waistlenght hair before..
You: I havent
Stranger: Try google'ing "Heavy Metal"
You:
You: ic
Stranger: The camera stoped working, You need to charge the batteries..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[MuskratSusie]

Actually, I have no idea who 4chan is.. looking back at that, the person who said "pedobear" was a creep.

 

[BeyondHorizons]

I can't wait for the day that 2 DISers get matched up...like fo real.

That would be funny^

Everybody should say "DIS!" or something as soon as they get on.. and then we'll know if we're both DISers..

but yeah, somebody may have mentioned that already.. so sorry if the ideas not original, I don't want to look through 9 pages of posts right now..

 

[Fatphil32]

Actually, I have no idea who 4chan is.. looking back at that, the person who said "pedobear" was a creep.

4chan is a website that was originally made to discuss Japanese and anime culture, but it soon evolved into a place where hackers, pedophiles, normal people, basically everyone went to. It's provided many lol's for me.

 

[PigletGurl]

Stranger:Hi.
You: imma DISer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[BeyondHorizons]

haha, that just happened to me too! Twice!

 

[metsluva57]

Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: What are your interests?
You: hopping the border from mexico to the us, hanging with turtles....all the usual stuff
Stranger: Dude anon, mediocre troll. 2/10
Stranger: Come up with something more interesting than random turtle-****.
You: but i love turtles!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha

 

[JulielovesDisney]

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: are you lesbian?
You: i'm a nun
Stranger: really??
You: chyeah
You: praise jeebus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Any Simpsons fans out there?!

 

[Fatphil32]

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: are you lesbian?
You: i'm a nun
Stranger: really??
You: chyeah
You: praise jeebus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Any Simpsons fans out there?!

lol Simpson's Movie when they're walking into the church.

 

[Disney.Ears]

Longest...most random convo ever. Lasted a good 25 minutes...hahah.

Stranger: How was your camping trip?
You: Splendid! Thank God for bug spray though.
Stranger: Ah, yes. See any bears? I heard there were some up where you were
You: I saw one. I was so scared But it went away
Stranger: Oh good! I wwas worried about you. Camping alone is risky. Not to mention stupid.
You: Awe thanks for the concern<3 It means a lot.
You: You know, I'm just so B.A. it was okay!
Stranger: Haha! Then you were prepared.
Stranger: ;]
You: I was indeed.
You: So I heard you're pregnant :O
Stranger: Damn, did that get out already? Yep yep, world's second pregnant man
You: It did. The Cookie Monster told me. Congratulations.
You: Do you want a reality show?
Stranger: Oh yeah, he sure gets around. Thanks. Uh, we tried to get signed on with Perez Hilton's show. He just kept yelling at me to "come out"
You: That Perez Hilton. He's an annoying one I tell ya.
Stranger: He really is. *sigh* at least some one understands
You: I do.
You: Are we having...a moment?
Stranger: I - I don't know...I've never felt quite like this before..
You: This is so romantic
Stranger: Let's do something spontaneous. Like tear the curtains off the windows! Oh, you're so dreamy
You: I was thinking more like get married, but okay!
You: As dreamy as MickeyMouse?
Stranger: Oh, even more honey, if that's possible. You're dreamier than Barack Obama
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: Hahah Why thankyou!
You: AHHH YES<3! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
Stranger: Tonight! Let's get eloped!
You: Las Vegas?
Stranger: You read my mind. I think I have enough money to buy you a tux, but that's about it.
You: A tux? I'm a womannnn. I'd like a dress please.
Stranger: How bout a skirt instead?
You: That's perfect. As long as I'm with you.
You: Wait! You have a bellybutton right?
Stranger: Hold on!
Stranger: I'm checking
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: Whew
Stranger: Um baby?
You: I'm here sorry love.
You: Okay good, that was the only requirement for my love.
You: Are you a DISer?
Stranger: Hold it, what about your boyfriend?
You: That coward? Pffft, I can get rid of him in 2 seconds.
You: I'll call him up now...
Stranger: Oh, I thought he was there
You: Nope. I just got off the phone, & MickeyMouse said he's happy for us
You: Are you a DISer?
Stranger: What exactly does that mean?
You: Nevermind lol.
Stranger: (I hope your bf didn't take it too hard)
Stranger: Oh. I see how it is
You: He was crying, but he'll get over it!
You: Everyone is entitled to a secret...
You: Like your's, you're a sex offender right?
Stranger: Ye-es but I've almost gotten over that
Stranger: Now it's not a secret you're mean
You: I'm not mean. Just honest.
Stranger: Fine! I won't tell anyone about the time you slept with your cousin then.
You: What? He's hot?
You: We're through. I want a divorce.
Stranger: Well technically we're not married. But you can break off the engagement. And don't even ask about just being friends.
You: Then...I break off the engagement. I want half of your stuff. Fine then!
You have disconnected.

 

[My Wild Love]

I can't wait for the day that 2 DISers get matched up...like fo real.

lmao same. Did anyone just have a conversation about the Jonas Brother and creeps?!

 

[minniemouse440044]

Stranger: whats wrong
You: you
Stranger: what about me?
You: scary!
Stranger: no im not
You: yes
Stranger: how would you know that
Stranger: i just said hi
You: this is what it sent me
You: before you put asl
You: Stranger: [Omegle AUTOMATED MESSAGE 0x4665123july8803xf] WARNING: Omegle.com is legally required to infrom you, a user of omegle, that the person you are talking to is a RECENT CHILD MOLESTER!!! PLEASE do NOT give out any personal information to this individual! They are EXTREMELY dangerous, and should not be met in the real world! Have fun chatting!
Stranger: OH JESUS THEY FOUND ME!!!

 

[princesskelz]

Stranger: whats wrong
You: you
Stranger: what about me?
You: scary!
Stranger: no im not
You: yes
Stranger: how would you know that
Stranger: i just said hi
You: this is what it sent me
You: before you put asl
You: Stranger: [Omegle AUTOMATED MESSAGE 0x4665123july8803xf] WARNING: Omegle.com is legally required to infrom you, a user of omegle, that the person you are talking to is a RECENT CHILD MOLESTER!!! PLEASE do NOT give out any personal information to this individual! They are EXTREMELY dangerous, and should not be met in the real world! Have fun chatting!
Stranger: OH JESUS THEY FOUND ME!!!