Stranger: Hi
You: have you ever been to Narnia?
Stranger: Yeah, actually I just got back from there today
You: I go there all the time.
You: i'm a Faun
Stranger: Ohh I'm jelous
You: yea....most people are
You: and what are you?.....are you Human?
Stranger: Yeppp
You: awww....i'm sorry...humans are so inferior
Stranger: I know , it's so sad
You: yea.....do you know Aslan?
You: he's my best friend
Stranger: Ohhh coool, but no sorry
You: aww....you should meet him
Stranger: Haha okay
You: he says hi btw...
You: he's at my house right now actually
Stranger: Ohh coool
Stranger: Tell him I said hello
You: sure thing
You: he just told me you worked for the White witch!
You: How could you?!!!
Stranger: He is a lier! Lock him in the dungin!!!
You: Nooo......he tells no lies
You: you must be one of those secret agent wolf guys
Stranger: Ohh btw my names molly
You: how terrible....i'm deeply sorry
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