Omegle?

I was so bored.. lol. Some people would just leave, others would say stuff about that. :rolleyes1 I didn't get what they meant by "pedobear" though. :eek:

This is pedobear:

pedobear-know-she-was-3.jpg
 
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: from
You: Zimbabwe
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i guess they didn't want to talk to anyone from Zimbabwe....lol
 
Stranger: Hi
You: have you ever been to Narnia?
Stranger: Yeah, actually I just got back from there today
You: I go there all the time.
You: i'm a Faun
Stranger: Ohh I'm jelous
You: yea....most people are
You: and what are you?.....are you Human?
Stranger: Yeppp
You: awww....i'm sorry...humans are so inferior
Stranger: I know , it's so sad
You: yea.....do you know Aslan?
You: he's my best friend
Stranger: Ohhh coool, but no sorry
You: aww....you should meet him
Stranger: Haha okay
You: he says hi btw...
You: he's at my house right now actually
Stranger: Ohh coool
Stranger: Tell him I said hello
You: sure thing
You: he just told me you worked for the White witch!
You: How could you?!!!
Stranger: He is a lier! Lock him in the dungin!!!
You: Nooo......he tells no lies
You: you must be one of those secret agent wolf guys
Stranger: Ohh btw my names molly
You: how terrible....i'm deeply sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected

:lmao:
 
Stranger: Hi
You: have you ever been to Narnia?
Stranger: Yeah, actually I just got back from there today
You: I go there all the time.
You: i'm a Faun
Stranger: Ohh I'm jelous
You: yea....most people are
You: and what are you?.....are you Human?
Stranger: Yeppp
You: awww....i'm sorry...humans are so inferior
Stranger: I know , it's so sad
You: yea.....do you know Aslan?
You: he's my best friend
Stranger: Ohhh coool, but no sorry
You: aww....you should meet him
Stranger: Haha okay
You: he says hi btw...
You: he's at my house right now actually
Stranger: Ohh coool
Stranger: Tell him I said hello
You: sure thing
You: he just told me you worked for the White witch!
You: How could you?!!!
Stranger: He is a lier! Lock him in the dungin!!!
You: Nooo......he tells no lies
You: you must be one of those secret agent wolf guys
Stranger: Ohh btw my names molly
You: how terrible....i'm deeply sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected

:lmao:

lol i can never get them to play along
 

i can always get mine to play along lol
the most ive played along has been about 30 mins ;)

ive ordered mcdonalds, pizza hurt, and just ask them random questions.
 
Stranger: hey
You: Have you ever been to Hogwarts?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i want to go
You: me too. i want to meet Harry
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: i want to meet everyone else apart from him
Stranger: but shame it doesn exist eh?
You: what????
You: no way
You: u just crushed my dreams
You: *cries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I was talking to some girl from Scotland, she was 13! lol.

The first time I got on it, some dude asked me to do something to his 'robotto'
*DISCONNECT
 
You: hello.
Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
You: OMG i've always wanted to see an abra!
Stranger: Wild Abra used Teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wooo. how grand.
 
Stranger: howdy
You: i need to change my diaper
Stranger: i can do that
You: that would be swell!
Stranger: do you have really long sticks?
Stranger: because you're probably far away
You: only forks
You: and that would hurt
Stranger: that's exactly my intention
Stranger: mwahahahahahahah
You: to hurt me?
Stranger: mwahahahahahahah
Stranger: yeah basicly
You: i'm down with that..as long as you give me stickers after wards
You: anything is worth a few stickers..specially the sparkly ones
Stranger: wait, how old are you?
You: 36
Stranger: niiiiiice
Stranger: this is my lucky day
You: i have bladder problems
You: and i love stickers
You: especially sparkly ones
Stranger: i have a bunch of them
Stranger: and candy too
You: stickers AAANNNDDD candy?!?!
Stranger: look for a brightly colored can in your street
Stranger: van*
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and i won't rape you
You: ok i'll go wait outside
You: laters
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

:lmao:
 
im actually having a good conversation with a french girl
 
So I decided to have some fun now :rolleyes: Lmao.

You: Hey! I'm Waldo
Stranger: !
You: What's your name?
Stranger: GOD
You: SHUTUP NOWAY! It's nice to meet you God :)
You: ...You there God?
You: :'(
You: Well this was unfortunate.
Stranger is typing...
You: Oh God, you're typing! Good.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That one was boring lol. I'ma try again!

You: DO YOU LIKE CATS?!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: when I see a cat, I kick it :D
You: Don't do that! :O Could you imagine being kicked around?!
You: I bet you don't have 9 lives.
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE CATS?
You: 25 and counting.
Stranger: ARE YOU A GIRL?
You: I'm a cat lady...so duh.
Stranger: Will you be my girlfriend? :D
Stranger: i want to kick your cats <3
You: That's not very romantic...but okay! :)
Stranger: YAY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mine stink. xD
 
i told him that i wasn't in the mood.
haha.

he told me he only says that to get rid of people who don't want to talk.
he was a pretty cool kid.
name was matt. ahaa

oh
next time i get him
i'm saying
hellooo matt
 










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