You: i love you
Stranger: I love you too.
You: i lvoe you more
Stranger: No I love you more.
You: No no no. i love you more!
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: No, I love YOU more!
You: NO WAY! I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE!
Stranger: NO WAY I 'FREAKING' LOVE YOU!
You: okay, you love me more.
Stranger: Haha. Okay.
Stranger: Why the sudden change of heart?
You: That's just the thing, I got a new heart...one that lets others love me more.
Stranger: Ohhhh, I see. So is it like a baboon heart?
You: No. It's an otters heart.
Stranger: OMG! YOU KILLED AN OTTER JUST FOR IT'S HEART?!?!
You: No...it was already dead.
Stranger: Then shouldn't you be dead too?
You: Well, possibly...*dies*
Stranger: OH NO! The first person with an otter heart died today.
Stranger: Let us remember not to ever do it again.
Stranger: We will be in mourning for a long time.
You: OMG! DOES THAT MEAN YOU LOVE ME???
You: you were mourning me!
Stranger: ZOMBIE! AHHH YOUR AN OTTER/PERSON ZOMBIE!
You: yes, and i want to make you a zombie otter too.
Stranger: WAHH? that's not love.
You: It is to me.
Stranger: thats just weird...
You: I know.
i'm like that.
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You: u wuv me wong time?!
Stranger: of course
You: i wuv u wong time too
Stranger: really
Stranger: woot
Stranger: woot
You: yes weally
Stranger: I have finally something to live for
Stranger: yay
You: me too
Stranger: woot
Stranger: now we can play gold fish
You: weally i wuv that game
You:
Stranger:
You: i wanna go dance in da wain!
Stranger: no way me too
You: i wuv da wain!
You: do you wuv da wain??
Stranger: I suppa wuv da wain
You: YAY!!
Stranger: so when r we gonna meet so I can take ur organs and sacrifice them to the wain god
You: no. we take da goats organs.
Stranger: no da zebras
You: aw no i like da zebas!
Stranger: there stripped horses that need to be taught a lesson
You: nah. dey happpppi ittle zebas.
You: not horsesss
Stranger: im gonna sacrfice you
Stranger: I don't wuv you anymore
You: NOOOOOOOO!
You: why u no wuv me??
Stranger: you bad ppls
You: how i bad?
Stranger: you say zebras aren't horses
Stranger: that bad
You: zebas are zebas
Stranger: thats y i no wuv you
You: you gotsta wuv me!
Stranger: y?
You: cuz i wuvers wu!
Stranger: it don't matter we grow too far apart
You: no we don't
Stranger: i feel it in my heart
You: no..no man.
Stranger: yes
You: wahhh
Stranger: I'm swry
You: no ur nots.
Stranger: you just so zeba and im horse
You: zeeeebas. i love zebas!
Stranger: see thats why I can be with you
Stranger: but well always have da wain
You: CAN BE WITH ME!
You: you said you can be with me!!!
You: we can be together in da wain with zeeeeebas!
Stranger: not if ur with zebas
You: fine. we'll be in da wain with no zebas
You:
Stranger: but I know you will sneak around with them behind my back
You: you was gonna sneak wiffa horsies behind mines!
Stranger: and.......
You: same fing.
Stranger: no
You: mmmhm
Stranger: you hafe no proble wit it
You: but u no wuv zebas
Stranger: no i no wuv you
Stranger: you play wit my heary
You: u no wuv me
Stranger: heart
Stranger: tats right
You: i hate u.
Stranger: why?
You: u no wuv me, why shud i wuv u?
Stranger: cause i got you a present
You: weally wat is it?!
Stranger: a zeebaaa
You: WEALLLLLY???
Stranger: not!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: WAHHH
Stranger: it okay
Stranger: we can always play in the wain
You: not wifff out meh zebaz
Stranger: screw you
You: 'scuse me?
Stranger: i want to make wuv wit you?
You: no. u say wordy dird
Stranger: nonononon
Stranger: that lie
Stranger: u wanna be a liawr
You: nu huh. u say da f wurd
Stranger: nnononononon
Stranger: lies!!
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: u da wire
Stranger: i know
Stranger: im swry
You: u shud be
Stranger: wat happens now
You: i dunnno,
Stranger: im gunna miss you
You: POOP IN HIS HAND POOP IN HIS HAND!
Stranger: hokay
You: i'mma mouse
Stranger: which one left or right
Stranger: im a zaaabea
You: BOFFF
You: ZEEEBA!!!
You: i wuv zebas
Stranger: i kno
You: sooo...if u a zeba, y u hate zebas?
Stranger: i ate you being wit other zeebas
You: oh. well cents u a zeeba i no need otta zeeeeebas
Stranger: *gasp*
Stranger: im eavin you
Stranger: good day
You: good day.
Stranger: forever
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