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[♥disneygirl♥]

hey hey hey

!!!!!!!

would you guys believe i made a friend on this website? i met a girl from indonesia and we now chat on aim.

haha wow! I totally believe you... only because I met this guy from Australia that I now talk to like every other day

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

You: Hi :}
Stranger: too
You: three
Stranger: 。。。
Stranger: 23
You: 17
You: ...
You have disconnected.

 

[minniemouse440044]

a lot of these arnt that funny anymore.
its basically people posting their ages then the other person disconnecting...

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Stranger: servus
Stranger: hallölö?
You: ?
Stranger: állo
You: Hello

 

[iiOwly]

Stranger: hey
You: DIS!
Stranger: that means?
You: nvm
Stranger: lol no tell me#
You: its just my way of greeting people
Stranger: where you from
You: your laughing place
Stranger: HA ha fair enough
You: im always fair
Stranger: prove it
You: how many of those funny looking people over there do you want? [there are 12]
Stranger: .. i'll take 6 and leave 6
You: no, you can have 7 and i get 5. see im nice too.
Stranger: i dont want 7
Stranger: i want 6
Stranger: what will i do with that extra one
You: eat him, duh
Stranger: who says its a him
Stranger: sexist?
Stranger: fair but sexist
You: AH! you got me.
Stranger: lol yes. yes i did
You: hurray! your gift is over in that deep hole where we will never see you again! mwahahahaha!
Stranger: how dare you...
Stranger: i wont go over there
Stranger: i'll just sit on your feet
You: but your heavy!
Stranger: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!
You: MAYBE I AM!
Stranger: touché
You: what ya gonna do bout it?
Stranger: sit on you...and smother you to death with my obviously big ***
You: <sarcasm> oh, the horror <sarcasm>
Stranger: sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
You: 0_o
Stranger: yeah thats right..you look like that
You: ...but
Stranger: .....
You: *whispers* i hate you.
Stranger: why not shout it!
Stranger: I HATE YOUR MORE
Stranger: your more
Stranger: lol you more
You: ....AH! YOUR SO STUPID YOU SAID 'YOUR' INSTEAD OF 'YOU' ! HA!
Stranger: ..
You: yeah thats right.. cry!
Stranger: okay i'll just bop off now....back to my little black pit
Stranger: unless
You: fine then
You: yes?
Stranger: unless you can overlook my foolish little mistake
You: no can do, buddy
Stranger: why
Stranger: WHY GOD WHY
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: why not
Stranger: do you think your better than me?
Stranger: YOU DO
Stranger: how conceited of you
You: because....i said so. and yes, im WAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than you
Stranger: NUH UH
You: yet not conceited
Stranger: you are soooooo conceited
Stranger: and arrogant
Stranger: and.........evil
You: yes. im arrogant, conceited, evil, and fair.
Stranger: you cant be all that..AND fair
Stranger: fairness doesnt even come into it
You: who said?
Stranger: ME
You: well we already covererd your stupidity!
Stranger: We all rady covered your conceitedness
Stranger: RAWR
Stranger: i had a rawr there
You: AHH! DINOSAUR!

 

[Hawaiidood]

Im fairly sure this is the longest conversation ive had in the last 10...i hate this site.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey im a bi male 16.
You: Him im not a bi male and 20
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Hawaiidood]

Ok seriously...this is 99% of what I go through. How many lonely guys are ON this site?!

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: Guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[IWasBornToLoveDisney]

Oh noes, what?

you said oh great now i'm mad at you! so i said oh no! i iz sad when pplz are mad at me!! lol jk

 

[minniemouse440044]

yeah, these arnt funny anymore.
basically telling your age then the person leaving.


so funnnny!

 

[IWasBornToLoveDisney]

yeah, these arnt funny anymore.
basically telling your age then the person leaving.


so funnnny!

you already said that... didn't you?

 

[StitchfansJr]

Stranger: ASL
Stranger: POR FAVOR
You: 55/m/us
Stranger: 16/m/us
Stranger: Hey that's awkward
Stranger: but it's still okay

 

[froggy5657]

I think the site is uber creepy. I always feel dirty after going on

 

[minniemouse440044]

you already said that... didn't you?

yea i was restating it.

 

[IWasBornToLoveDisney]

I think the site is uber creepy. I always feel dirty after going on

i think if you just ignore the creppers you should be good... i talked with this guy from england for like two hours. he was really cool and i'm glad i got to talk to him

 

[CrazySteph]

omg so I went on there for the first time and this is what happened.

Stranger: HI im 12 how old are you
You: oh im 16.
Stranger: why are you on here?
You: cause I'm bored lol
Stranger: RAPIST!! I'm reporting you.
You: lol What?
Stranger: I got your IP!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so I got FREAKED OUT im like "oh... crap!!"
so I go onto another convo and I said

You: Without giving out any information, no one can get your personal information right?

and then this guy was filling me in with EVERYTHING, he was like telling me to not give out personal information... he was telling me all about the site.. he said before for creepers and was being REALLY Nice!! and then after all of that we started talking and I actually met someone REALLY COOL! it was weird..

 

[nevershoutlibby<3]

i think if you just ignore the creppers you should be good... i talk with this guy from england for like two hours. he was really cool and i'm glad i got to talk to him

I know for every 10 pedo's you get, you get one nice person. I talked to this one girl for like 30 minutes, about nail polish, urban outfitters and my guitar. It was nice. But yes they are so many creepers. I swear what kind of people "cyber". I don't even see how that could get someone turned on. Oh lonely teen boys, how you confuse me.

 

[telescope]

Stranger: hey
You: I need some advice
Stranger: shoot
You: alright
You: The pattycake competition is about 10 minutes and i'm not ready
You: I don't have the routines down
You: I have nothing down
Stranger: well thats not good
Stranger: pattycake competitions take months of practice!
You: WHAT DO I DO?!!
Stranger: CRAP I DONT KNOW!
Stranger: You wont be able to remember everything in 10 minutes!
Stranger: 9:21
You: PLUS I have a brace on my arm because I sprained it during my intense practice
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: how can you possibly perform
Stranger: your partner will have to forfeit
You: My mom purchased the patty-tron machine pattycaker to help me
You: and it malfuntioned and clapped my hand SO HARD
You: i sprained it
Stranger: i have no idea what to do!
Stranger: sorry for being so usless
Stranger: but 7:42 minutes isnt enough time
Stranger: to teach you everything i know
You: I need to go practice with my neighbor, wish me luck.
Stranger: GL YO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Ok seriously...this is 99% of what I go through. How many lonely guys are ON this site?!

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: Guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tht happens to me all the time and one time i said i was a girl to seee if they would leave but then she started to talk to me about "monthly woman stuff" AHHHH ill never pretend im a woman again in my life

 

[IWasBornToLoveDisney]

tht happens to me all the time and one time i said i was a girl to seee if they would leave but then she started to talk to me about "monthly woman stuff" AHHHH ill never pretend im a woman again in my life

see that's funny cuz ppl get off when i say i'm a girl... so i too pretended to be guy and this girl was talking to me and when she asked if i had a gf i was like uh, kinda, (since i have a bf), and she quit right when i said that. it's like really? no one talks to talk?

and.... how did you get out of that? ^^

 

[aquarhapsody]

I keep trying to get people to play along with me, but they're just annoying to me mostly. That or pedos try to get me to talk about personal info.
Example:
You: I need help.
Stranger: With what
You: With dancing the macarena.
You: I can't do the hands motions right.
Stranger: *** do you think i'd know how to help you ?
You: Maybe you could write down the motions.
You: Or encourage me.
You: I might with the patty cake crown.
You: *win*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.