This website always freaks me out. At least this time I got a semi-normal person
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am 12 and what is this
You: i dunno cuz im only 2
Stranger: oh yeah, well, I'm 1
You: oh really? well, i'm 0
Stranger: oh yeah well I'm your dad
You: oh wow. i cant beat that
Stranger: stop screwing around and do your homework
You: when you are 0 years old u have no homework
You: duh.