OMG, I am ROFL

! This thread is over the top!
But, it is not just you guys!

My DW's best friends parents, older, retired, have a solution to this. Because, you see, they have gotten to the point where , when they travel, which is not much any more,

they will sleep in their clothes because they saw a story on Dateline about the bed bugs. They will not enjoy meals in restaurants, because they saw a story on 20/20 about germs in restaurants. They hate to fly because they saw a story on TV about the airlines and how they don't filter the air in the planes like they should.
They were considering joining
DVC so they could take the grandchildren to Disney. But the thought of all those germmy (sp?) resorts and restaurants freaked them out.
But, they came up with a solution!!
They are buying a 37 foot RV!! Now, they can drive all over the country to see the sights and THEY DON"T HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE RV!!

They can sleep in their own bed, cook their own food, etc..
Seriously though, if I ever get that bad please send me to a shrink or take me out back and shoot me!