I was at the grocery to pick up some mushrooms to make shish kabobs. Yummy in my tummy!
Anyway, I reached in back to get the freshest and a woman grabbed my hand and said;"You should grab from the front. Don't you know we are in an energy crisis and at war?"
I was like
Hmmm, what do I say? What do I say?!?
So I smiled calmly at her and then she said; "I am only saying that because I love you and care for your childrens children."
My thought was "Alrighty then walk away slowly with your back away from the crazy lady."
So I smiled and said "Thank you." What the heck do you say to someone like that that looks a wee bit unstable anyway.
So as I am preparing the kabobs for later I am thinking about what she said.
The only thing I can think of is that if they have to throw away the older ones that they either have to order more or have the mushroom delivery truck make an extra trip. (sarcasm)
She creeped me out just a bit, especially when she grabbed my hand.
I also feel sorry for her, I hope she has people that love and care for her.
I am sure in her mind she was only trying to help the planet and our soldiers.
Anyway, I reached in back to get the freshest and a woman grabbed my hand and said;"You should grab from the front. Don't you know we are in an energy crisis and at war?"
I was like

So I smiled calmly at her and then she said; "I am only saying that because I love you and care for your childrens children."
My thought was "Alrighty then walk away slowly with your back away from the crazy lady."
So I smiled and said "Thank you." What the heck do you say to someone like that that looks a wee bit unstable anyway.

So as I am preparing the kabobs for later I am thinking about what she said.
The only thing I can think of is that if they have to throw away the older ones that they either have to order more or have the mushroom delivery truck make an extra trip. (sarcasm)
She creeped me out just a bit, especially when she grabbed my hand.

I also feel sorry for her, I hope she has people that love and care for her.
I am sure in her mind she was only trying to help the planet and our soldiers.