Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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Poor guy.
The idea was to create an elaborate version of the Pepsi Challenge: Which set (HD vs Plasma) would people prefer? And which of thetwo competing next-generation movie formats, Blu-ray or HD DVD, is better?

To level the playing field, I picked one of the few flicks available on both formats, Mission: Impossible 3, and watched chunks of it six times in a row while looking for differences on each screen and in each format. Then I invited friends over a couple of nights and repeated the process a few times.

At this point, I see a singedin profile of Tom Cruise on the backs of my eyeballs whenever I blink, but that’s the price of scientific research.

fyi - it was a tie between the formats.
 
Oh please!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Once again, my DD was born 1.12.06, the same time that we believe that Suri was born. So, my Dd is the same age as we believe Suri to be. Makes it super easy for comparision on my part! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

So, Suri looks the same height / age as my daughter who is now 17 months old. I don't believe that child, as she is pictured there is 14 months old. :rolleyes1

LOL! Funny that you said that because I was just thinking that she looks about 17 or 18 months old. But didn't we kind of think that all along.....:rolleyes1
 
From People:
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Once again, Suri is described as 14 months old. What are they feeding the girl, Miracle Grow?

Suzanne


It's only natural that she's going to be big (tall) for her age - just look at her Daddy:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 

Speaking of Suri's Daddy. . . At the Hallmark store today, I saw a card with a picture of Tom Cruise wearing an I Love Psychiatry t-shirt and holding pill bottles. Inside were his accessories, an alien baby, lifts for his shoes, a pacifier for Katie and Suri, and my favorite: A fake pregnancy belly! :lmao: I should have bought it.
 
Don't look at his butt! Now go wash your eyes out! :cool2:

LOL!

With a toothbrush and Clorox!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Sorry sistah, but I think you are still alone in your love for this John. He's all yours. :rotfl2:

Yeah - I think you are alone. You can totally have him, 'sistah'! ;)

Dang ... she looks so much like her Daddy ... oops ... I mean Josh Hartnett!!!!!!

NO KIDDING! Good LORD she looks like Josh! OMGoodness! Months back, I really thought she was Chris Klein's but no way - She's Josh-Spawn, alledgedly.

That is exactly how I read it too. She wasn't protecting TC and crew she was protecting HER family. And does anyone find it strange that Penelope is now being seen in the company of Josh Hartnett??? I sure do.

I sure do, too - it's odd!!!!

I love you people! This is absolutely my all-time favorite thread. That's all-no insight, no witty comment. Just gooey adoration.

So funny... :goodvibes It has been a fun thread! And one that could go on for years and years!!! :thumbsup2

Speaking of Suri's Daddy. . . At the Hallmark store today, I saw a card with a picture of Tom Cruise wearing an I Love Psychiatry t-shirt and holding pill bottles. Inside were his accessories, an alien baby, lifts for his shoes, a pacifier for Katie and Suri, and my favorite: A fake pregnancy belly! :lmao: I should have bought it.

Im going to Hallmark tomorrow to get this. Too funnny.

If the $ci's ever set up a tent in my town, Im totally going for the test - totally, totally totally. :upsidedow
 
The lastest on the Cruise/Beckham front:

There were burgers and fries, chicken fingers and mashed potatoes and cupcakes galore at Sunday night's Tom Cruise- and Katie Holmes-hosted shindig to welcome BFF's David and Victoria Beckham to Los Angeles, but the only thing several of the big names at the bash wanted to nibble on was each other.

The London Daily Mirror says the guests of honor spent the evening "smooching like teenagers," with the squeaky-voiced soccer stud at one point pulling his hollow-cheeked but top-heavy wife close as they danced and whispering, "I love you so much."

They weren't the only duo overdosing on mushiness.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, who co-hosted with the Cruises, shook their groove things on the dance floor, with the actor demonstrating his bendiness by doing the splits (per Us Weekly).

At the end of the evening, Will, who was kitted out in a shiny silver suit seemingly from the new "Lost in Space" couture line, chivalrously carried his pint-sized wife out of the party.

Meanwhile, Jim Carrey managed to brush his unflattering shoulder-length mane out of his face long enough to give girlfriend Jenny McCarthy a tonsillectomy on a sofa.

"It looked like they should have got a room," a spy tells the paper of the comedic couple, "but they didn't seem to care."

As for Tom and Katie, they did that PDA thing they do so well, holding hands and snuggling during the night before busting a move.

The paper says that during a particularly saucy number, the punch-line-prone actor dropped to one knee and strained his neck gazed up "adoringly" at the high heel-clad Holmes.

Cruise also managed to call to mind a time when his public image wasn't so tarnished and conspiracy-crammed by getting funky to -- yep, you guessed it -- Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock & Roll."

Thankfully, he decided against trying to achieve tightie-whitie verisimilitude and doffed only his jacket during the "Risky Business" homage, although Us reports he did copy one of his bygone character's moves by getting on his back and shimmying with his legs in the air.

Go on, say it: Yeeesh.

But the hoofing hijinks didn't end there. Tom, who was snapped looking extra moist as he cut a rug with his butt-shaking missus, also took a cue from Smith by doing four -- yes, four -- "breakdance-style splits" (per OK!).

Not everyone was impressed, however. The Los Angeles Times says the crowd was "gawking in amazement" at Cruise's moves, with one onlooker zinging, "What is this, his bar mitzvah?"

:rotfl:
 
Sounds like another Scientology party from the list of attendees? :laughing:
 
I'm confused. This thread is over a year old. There are multiple photos of this child, and she does really exist. Why is this thread still here?
 
I'm confused. This thread is over a year old. There are multiple photos of this child, and she does really exist. Why is this thread still here?

You seriously have to ask this question!?

Have you not read any previous posts?!

We all know she exists -- but there's more to the story!
 
I'm confused. This thread is over a year old. There are multiple photos of this child, and she does really exist. Why is this thread still here?


You have 245 pages of posts to go through before you can ask any questions.

You have to be 'clear' before you get to find out. Get reading.

;)
 
I saw the cover of (something, People, US, one of those) magazine - and it said "Why Katie is happier then ever!"

And I went "Ooo!!!!" and thought for SURE it would be a 'Katie has left Tom" article. Why else woudl you be happy? :confused3

Nope - it wasnt.

Something to do about her flourishing marriage and something lame like that. :rotfl:
 
Lets post this again.... just for grins and giggles:

Katie Holmes' Missing Days
Tuesday , June 21, 2005

By Roger Friedman


The newly engaged Katie Holmes still has some explaining to do to her friends and family.

There were 16 days in April during which no one seems to know where she was.

Holmes made a public appearance on April 4 at the premiere of "Steel Magnolias" on Broadway.

She came with her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, and a couple of other friends. They were there to support Rebecca Gayheart, who was making her Broadway debut.

I know this because I spoke to Holmes at length during the play's intermission. She said she had just moved into her New York apartment and was looking forward to seeing the city.

I also know that on April 4, she had not yet made the acquaintance of Tom Cruise. She briefly dated Josh Hartnett after breaking up with actor Chris Klein.

Hartnett, Klein, Cruise: Which of these three is not like the others?

Klein and Hartnett are young and tall. Cruise is middle-aged and height-challenged.

On the other hand, he's the biggest movie star in the world. They are not.

Holmes was busy during that first week in April. On April 7, she was photographed at the Fragrance Foundation's FiFi event.

Four days later, Holmes was still in New York and was photographed at VH1's "Save the Music" concert. She still had not met Cruise.

Sometime that week, her friends say, she flew to Los Angeles for a meeting with Cruise about a role in "Mission: Impossible 3." The meeting took place after April 11.

The next time anyone heard from Holmes was on April 27, when she appeared in public as Cruise's girlfriend and love of his life.

Where was she during those 16 days?

Somewhere during that time, she decided to fire both her manager and agent, each of whom she had been with for years and who were devoted to her.

The manager, John Carrabino, also handles Renée Zellweger and is beloved by his clients.

Holmes also acquired a new best friend, Jessica Feshbach, the daughter of Joe Feshbach, a controversial Palo Alto, Calif., bond trader.

The Feshbach family, according to published documents, has donated millions to the Church of Scientology. Jessica's aunt even runs a Scientology center in Florida.

According to Richard Behar's now famous 1991 story in Time magazine about Scientology, the Feshbachs were the subject of congressional hearings in 1989.

Behar wrote: "The heads of several companies claimed that Feshbach operatives have spread false information to government agencies and posed in various guises — such as a Securities and Exchange Commission official — in an effort to discredit the companies and drive the stocks down.

"Michael Russell, who ran a chain of business journals, testified that a Feshbach employee called his bankers and interfered with his loans. Sometimes the Feshbachs send private detectives to dig up dirt on firms, which is then shared with business reporters, brokers and fund managers."

The risk-taking Feshbachs, known the world over for making their fortune "shorting" stocks, and the level-headed, conservative Holmeses would be a difficult mix at a dinner table.

Katie's father, Martin Holmes, is the senior partner in a large and respected Toledo, Ohio, law firm. His son, Martin Jr., has recently joined the firm. He's a Harvard graduate. Katie's mom, Kathy, is frequently cited in Toledo for her charity work.

There is some fear among Holmes' close circle that her instant romance with Cruise is not as organic as portrayed.

For one thing, Holmes was raised a strict Catholic. Also, gone from the picture are two close Holmes friends who used to be with her when she did publicity for a film.

One of these is Meghann Birie, a childhood friend who has suddenly disappeared from Holmes' world. Another, a local TV producer here in New York, was too afraid to discuss the situation with me.

We know that Cruise auditioned several actresses for this role before settling on Holmes. This column reported a story about Jennifer Garner. There have been published stories about Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba being approached.

A newer one involves Scarlett Johansson, who ran for her life when presented with a fait accompli dinner at the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood.

And history has been rewritten since the April 27 unveiling.

Curiously, since the Cruise-Holmes situation popped up, we have heard over and over again that Cruise was the young actress' idol when she was growing up.

That's certainly interesting because all of the publicity that used to run on Holmes — still found all over the Internet — lists another Tom as her favorite actor.

That would be Tom Hanks.
 
I'm confused. This thread is over a year old. There are multiple photos of this child, and she does really exist. Why is this thread still here?

Oh, there is so much more to it. How old is she really? Who exactly is her daddy? Why is her alleged daddy a nut? :rolleyes1
 
I read in People magazine last week that Katie and Suri were seen playing at a park in Germany. Witnesses reported that Katie was chasing Suri and Suri was calling "Come on Mommy." Now, I have a 14-month old nephew, and he most certainly is not speaking in complete sentences. All he does is babble. I don't think there are too many 14-month olds who can speak in complete sentences. Unless the Kool-Aid makes them geniuses. :rotfl:
 
I read in People magazine last week that Katie and Suri were seen playing at a park in Germany. Witnesses reported that Katie was chasing Suri and Suri was calling "Come on Mommy." Now, I have a 14-month old nephew, and he most certainly is not speaking in complete sentences. All he does is babble. I don't think there are too many 14-month olds who can speak in complete sentences. Unless the Kool-Aid makes them geniuses. :rotfl:

There are so many wonderful things Kool-Aid can do. Including no more need for psychiatric drugs or 12-step programs. :thumbsup2
 
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