Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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I just read this from the Entertainment section on my MSN home page. I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet.


When we think of the private life of John Travolta and Kelly Preston, four words tend to spring to mind: creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky. Turns out we're not far off the mark.

"My kids probably stay up too late," the stocky star admits to Parade magazine (via Us Weekly). "My wife goes to bed around 3 [a.m.], and I follow around 7 [a.m.]. We're like the Addams family or the Munsters, living sort of an odd nocturnal life. But it works."

Travolta, who sat down with the mag at 2 a.m., says his family's hedgehog-like existence is a way to keep their privacy.

"It's quiet," he says. "Right now, there's just you and me, and no one interfering in our space."

Nor, it seems, with his airspace. Several times a week, the actor pilots one of the private jets parked in the driveway of his Ocala, Fla., compound to the Scientology Center in Clearwater, Fla., where he apparently gets his thetans cleared out through the Church's practice of auditing.

"It's a one-on-one program that's designed to help you handle your life," says the decades-long "Dianetics" devotee, who brought L. Ron Hubbard's "Battlefield Earth" to the big screen in all its dreadlocked, platform-shoed glory (Kelly is also a longtime adherent). "I'm proud of my religion."

In between E-meter sessions and pollution-emitting plane rides, Travolta found time to slip into Divine's big shoes as Edna Turnblad in "Hairspray."

And just how convincingly does he wear the cross-dressing icon's husky-size housecoat? "Guys from the crew were hitting on me," he quips.

The actor also once again talks up his desire for 7-year-old daughter Ella to follow in his still-nimble footsteps.

"My daughter is breathtakingly beautiful and very talented," gushes a not-at-all biased Travolta. "I'd like to introduce her to the world. I will give her as much guidance as I can. Not bad to think I'm like Henry Fonda and she's Jane Fonda. Let it be the heritage, the family business."

And what of 15-year-old son Jett, who, unlike Ella, is rarely seen out with his parents and whose health has been the recent subject of tabloid speculation?

"As much as Ella loves show business, he loves the outdoors -- sports, swimming, bike riding, hiking," Travolta tells Reader's Digest, before quickly steering the topic back to his daughter. "Ella is going to be in a movie with us this summer because that's her forte."

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News reports some gay critics are troubled by Travolta's turn as Turnblad because of his involvement with Scientology.

"It's well-known that Scientology has operated reparative therapy clinics to try to 'cure' gays," Washington Blade editor Kevin Naff tells the paper. "Scientologists are required to donate a hefty portion of their income to the church. So, by going to this movie, gay people are literally putting money into an organization that seeks to 'cure' them."

Counters John Carmichael, president of the New York Church of Scientology, "Scientology doesn't try to tell people what their sexual orientation should be. The emphasis is on helping people survive better in the world. If a person comes into Scientology and they are involved in doing anything that they consider detrimental to their survival, then they can change that compulsion."
 
OMG! I almost took one for the team & didn't know it! :scared1: Last week, I was geocaching in Worcester, MA. Just consider it a high-tech treasure hunt. Anyway, the area I was searching on the commons had a big yellow tent set up right nearby. The tent said "Something can be done about it"...and had a sign "Free Stress Tests". Since the area is littered with loitering unemployed & recovering alcoholics & druggies frequently, I just guess I assumed it was a tent for helping them with their types of problems....drugs, drink, work, home.....

It wasn't until the other day when I was reading a column in the paper where the journalist TRIED to get recruited without any luck that I realized it was a tent for the Church of Scientology. OMG!!!! I almost went in for a Free Stress Test ...aka E-METER!!! :scared1: :rotfl2: :lmao:

Here's the tent. I took a picture for my treasure hunt because they ruined me being able to search with no one looking at me.

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Here's the article link: http://www.telegram.com/article/20070614/COLUMN01/706140740/-1/COLUMN

Thursday, June 14, 2007
Psychic strain too low, so no tent-style help

Dianne Williamson dwilliamson@telegram.com T&G STAFF

Missionaries from the Church of Scientology have been known to swarm disaster sites ranging from 9-11 to Hurricane Katrina to the recent shootings at Virginia Tech.

This past week, they pitched tent in Worcester.

If they know something, they’re not saying.

“We do concentrate mostly on disaster areas,” said a gray-haired Scientologist clad in a yellow “Volunteer Missionary” T-shirt, as she stood inside the large yellow tent on Worcester Common. “But we’re having a ball here. The people are very open.”

I was curious about Scientology, a religion perhaps best-known for causing celebrities to pick on Brooke Shields, and wandered into the tent on Tuesday to see if these “volunteer ministers” really do prey on the gullible with fantasy stories and simplistic solutions, not unlike most major religions. Except that some academics see Scientology as one of the most significant new movements of the past century, with the exception of Hiltonology (young girls who pray unceasingly for the early release of Paris Hilton), so I was interested to learn more.

I knew a little bit about Scientology; that it was founded by the late science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, which perhaps should tell us something; that it spawned one of the funniest “South Park” episodes in history; that Bill Maher commented last year, “The Mormons should be happy because Scientology came along and made them the second-weirdest;” that its followers consider the human body as simply a temporary vessel, which should be good news to Al Gore; and that Katie Holmes is imprisoned in a dank cave by a bunch of rogue Scientologists, at least according to that fine journalistic publication, “News of the World,” which also broke the story about the boy with a carrot head.

So I figured that I possessed a good grasp of Scientology when I entered the circus-like tent, fully prepared for volunteer ministers to pounce on me and make all sorts of false but enticing promises, not unlike the man who sold me my last car. (Unique among religious faiths, Scientology charges for virtually all of its religious services).

They didn’t, though. They practically ignored me, almost like I had wandered into a gay men’s bar by mistake, or as if to prove the premise that middle-aged women really do become invisible.

Three volunteer ministers manned the near-empty tent. One was talking on his cell phone. Another was seated at a folding table crammed with Scientology handbooks. A third was administering a “free stress test” to a woman who told the minister that her children had recently been taken by the state Department of Social Services, which wasn’t her fault, of course, but it had something to do with her evil mother and a rather unsavory incident that occurred in Florida.

“It’s a complicated story,” the woman noted.

“Hmm, yes,” said the volunteer minister. “It appears that you have much stress in your life.” The minister then led the woman toward the table with the Scientology handbooks. The goal of Scientologists is — through classes and counseling — to reach the point of “clear,” where stress no longer negatively impacts their lives. The group now claims 10 million members in 159 countries and more than 6,000 Scientology churches, missions and outreach groups across the globe.

Then it was my turn. Another minister had me hold two metal cans hooked up to an electrometer that can detect “psychic strain.” He told me to consider various aspects of my life: my day, my relationships, my job, etc. He said I could either talk about these things, or simply think of them. I chose to think of them. With each topic, the needle on the electrometer hovered stubbornly on the low-stress left side, rather than jumping to the right, as I assumed it was programmed to do.

“Wow,” said the volunteer minister, whose name I later learned is John Franczak. “Lots of people go off the charts.” Then he sort of just wandered away, seemingly disappointed, as though a stress-free existence left one unworthy of religious intervention.

But I was undeterred in my quest to be recruited by a Scientologist, so I approached the gray-haired woman and said hello. She said hello back. Then she kind of just stared at me, smiling, her disposition as sunny as the yellow tent. Somewhat at a loss, I asked about the Scientology slogan, “Something Can Be Done About It.”

“People think you can’t do anything about it,” she explained. “But you can do something about it.”

“About what?”

“About everything.”

After we cleared that up, she told me that her goal was to “help people” and make the world a better place. I was aware that Scientologists, much like Mormons or Christian evangelicals, consider themselves to be on a mission and believe they have the answers to save the world.

“A girl came in earlier today and she was nervous about studying for her GED,” said the minister, whom I later learned is named Nanette Ciano. “I told her to look up words she doesn’t understand. She felt a lot better.”

She continued to smile so vapidly that I abandoned any hope of being recruited. So I basically just chatted with John and Nanette, who said they had come to Worcester after pitching their tent in Boston for a week.

“People seem more real with their problems here,” John said. “In Boston, they weren’t as open. Here, we’ve had a lot of people tell us they have problems with drugs, or that they’re addicted to heroin, or that they’re hooked on cocaine or they’re in a program.”

Nanette added, “I have a ministry in Roxbury. People are very open there, too.”

I was left with three conclusions: 1. Maybe these ministers were in a disaster area, after all; 2. The word “open” can have different meanings, not all of them positive; and 3. I definitely have to develop some psychic strain very soon, lest I’m shunned by organized religion altogether and forced to turn to something more … open.

Contact Dianne Williamson by e-mail at dwilliamson@telegram.com.
 
I saw this tonight and thought of you all. Sorry if you already saw it.


Katie Holmes: Single and Ready to Mingle?
Posted Jun 15th 2007 11:09AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Tom and Katie, Hot Mamas

Is Katie suggesting there's trouble in TomKat paradise?

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Holmes was seen wearing the Singelringen -- a ring typically worn to signify the wearer is single -- while in Shreveport on the set of her new flick, "Mad Money." The turquoise and silver unisex Singelringen was on her right hand.

Single celebs like Naomi Campbell, Vivica A. Fox and Wilmer Valderamma are also wearing the hot Swedish ring. But why Katie?

A rep for Holmes was not available for comment.
 
OMG! I almost took one for the team & didn't know it! :scared1: Last week, I was geocaching in Worcester, MA. Just consider it a high-tech treasure hunt. Anyway, the area I was searching on the commons had a big yellow tent set up right nearby. The tent said "Something can be done about it"...and had a sign "Free Stress Tests". Since the area is littered with loitering unemployed & recovering alcoholics & druggies frequently, I just guess I assumed it was a tent for helping them with their types of problems....drugs, drink, work, home.....

It wasn't until the other day when I was reading a column in the paper where the journalist TRIED to get recruited without any luck that I realized it was a tent for the Church of Scientology. OMG!!!! I almost went in for a Free Stress Test ...aka E-METER!!! :scared1: :rotfl2: :lmao:

Here's the tent. I took a picture for my treasure hunt because they ruined me being able to search with no one looking at me.

That was hilarious!!! Here's my favorite line:

“A girl came in earlier today and she was nervous about studying for her GED,” said the minister, whom I later learned is named Nanette Ciano. “I told her to look up words she doesn’t understand. She felt a lot better.”

:rotfl2:

Ummm....yeah...something like this:

Scientologist: "If you're studying and don't know a word....look it up. Now, would you sign this piece of paper, please?"

Girl studying for GED: "Umm...sure. What's that?"

Scientologist: "Oh, don't worry about it, honey. It has a lot of big words. Just sign it, sweetie."

Girl studying for GED: "Hmm...what does 'own my soul for a million years, and pay $10,000 for the first course mean?' "

Scientologist: "Oh, nothing really...standard form...nothing for you to stress about."

Girl studying for GED: "Excuse me, but do you have a dictionary?"

Scientologist: (Smiling AMAZINGLY sweetly) "No."

:lmao:
 

Beca, if you think about it, that method of recruitment would also work on the druggies, alcoholics. Get them while under the influence. But they would have to give up their drug & drink money.

Glad you liked the column. You either like Diane Williamson's columns or you don't. I like her.

Now, I wonder how long they are in town. Maybe I need to go back & get my free stress test now that I know who they are. :laughing:
 
OK, what is wrong with Suri's arm in that picture? It looks very strange.

I think you are referring to it being partially blocked by the person's head on the left of the picture. If you just glance it does look strange.

That picture of Suri full face is cute, but with her hair lightening up and those features she is looking more and more like Josh Hartnett. Plus look at pictures of Violet Affleck and Suri. Violet is about 6 months older and they look the same size. Gwen Stefani's son is close in age to what Suri is supposed to be and he looks so much smaller.

I'll have to see if there are recent pictures anywhere.

And the new Katie haircut....Maybe she is trying to look more like Suri?
 
I think you are referring to it being partially blocked by the person's head on the left of the picture. If you just glance it does look strange.

That picture of Suri full face is cute, but with her hair lightening up and those features she is looking more and more like Josh Hartnett. Plus look at pictures of Violet Affleck and Suri. Violet is about 6 months older and they look the same size. Gwen Stefani's son is close in age to what Suri is supposed to be and he looks so much smaller.

I'll have to see if there are recent pictures anywhere.

And the new Katie haircut....Maybe she is trying to look more like Suri?

Every time I see a pic of her, I think, "Wow, she looks JUST like Josh."
 
Here are some pictures of Brooke Shields and her daughter, with whom Suri allegedly shares a birthday:

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These pictures were taken on June 10, 2007 at the opening of the Nemo ride in Disneyland. The pictures aren't very large, but I think Suri definitely looks bigger than Grier.

It's not like Suri's parents are linebackers.
 
I heard on the radio this morning that Tom Cruise wants to officiate at a wedding of someone in France. Apparently since he has reached the highest level of "Clear" he is trying to find out if that qualifies him to marry people. :sad2:
 
I think she is trying to look like POSH SPICE..isn't her hair short like that??? :confused:

WHY?????????? Would she get a hair cut JUST like her spice girl friend? How tacky!

I guess I'd rather have Posh as her influence than Tommy Boy. Maybe Posh can get her away from LooneyTunes!!!!

I am amazed that Kat(i)e would want to be a "mini Posh" and that Tom would allow it. Remember, awhile ago, Kat(i)e was thinking about being on the new Posh "Moving to America" reality show and Tom said no, that he wouldn't allow it b/c he didn't want her being "Ethel to Posh's Lucy". So, what -- he'd rather be her carbon copy now?!!?

OR Kat(i)e went and got her hair cut w/o Tommy's permission and as luck would have it VIOLA it is POSH KAT(I)E!!!! :lmao:

Here's Posh's haircut:
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Posh looks like she got her hair cut by some famous stylist like Jonathan and paid big $$ for the cut while Kat(i)e looks like she went to Bambi at Supercuts! Nothing against Supercuts mind you ... but Kat(i)e's cut doesn't look quite as polished and well coiffed as Posh's!

Either that or Tommy took a Flowbee to her head!


TODAY, JUNE 18th on YAHOO


Katie Holmes' new Posh hair
June 14, 2007 11:41am

KATIE Holmes appears to be in the grip of another bout of hero worship, after being snapped sporting a haircut that looks suspiciously like Victoria Beckham's famous bob.
Despite still being on the hunt for a permanent LA pad, Posh's influence over Hollywood's fashion seems to be growing already - at least amongst her friends.

Doe-eyed actress and close friend Katie Holmes was spotted in Beverly Hills with her hair cut into a sleek new bob - a look very similar to Victoria's much-discussed 'Pob' hairdo.

The biggest difference appeared to be that Mrs Tom Cruise left her locks a dark brown colour, instead of opting for a peroxide change like Victoria.

According to UK newspaper website metro.co.uk, 33-year-old Victoria first started influencing Katie's style when they visited Paris Fashion Week together last October.

The Hollywood actress has recently been seen wearing oversized dark sunglasses, another Posh trademark.


So between the HAIRCUT and the SUNGLASSES, we now officially have POSH KAT(I)E!!!!!! :rotfl2:
 
So between the HAIRCUT and the SUNGLASSES, we now officially have POSH KAT(I)E!!!!!!

Where's the puking smilie when you need it!??!!? Further proof that Kat(i)e cannot think for herself. What a puppet!!!!
 
Here's a picture of the happy couple over the weekend. See how happy they are?!?!?




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"I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it."

- John Travolta tells the new issue of W magazine


Yes -- fellow Scientologist and resident psychologist (in the same vein as Tom Cruise) continues to enlighten us on psychology and psychotropic drugs. I am sure that, just like Tommy, John has studied psychology and knows all there is to know. I bet he is never glib and that he and Tommy attended the same psychology seminar. I'd bet that they know more about the topic than ANYONE else. Tommy Boy would be standing right behind him in agreement, I'm sure.
 
Here's a picture of the happy couple over the weekend. See how happy they are?!?!?




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You have to admit, Kat(i)e has managed to nail that annoyed, bored Posh Spice expression! Or, did Posh copy it from Kat(i)e?
 
Oh, good lord ... here we go again ... (????)

From Perezhilton.com:

Katie Holmes is pregnant again, British newspaper The Sun is reporting.

The Sun's report is light on details, but they do claim that Holmes has told close pals and she says she is thrilled.

Katie apparently tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals Posh & Becks in Madrid on Sunday.

A source says: "Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness."

Inneresting.

We're not 100% sold on this second pregnancy story just yet.

But if it is true, we are so happy! Not for Katie and Tom, but for us.

Remember the madness surrounding Suri's gestation and subsequent hatching???

It's like the circus is coming to town


Here's the photo that accompanied the story:
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Katie's Camp Rips TMZ: Holmes Ain't No Posh Clone!
Posted Jun 18th 2007 2:34PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Tom and Katie

Katie Holmes' peeps think that TMZ went wayyy out on a limb last week when we called her new haircut, "Poshtastic." Apparently, her people don't see the resemblance.

According to TMZ spies, Mrs. Cruise's handlers are in utter disbelief at the comparison -- claiming that she, "has her own look" and that the Posh pal would never bob it like Beckham.


OMG..just found this on TMZ website!!! :sad2:
 
Katie Holmes' peeps think that TMZ went wayyy out on a limb last week when we called her new haircut, "Poshtastic." Apparently, her people don't see the resemblance.

According to TMZ spies, Mrs. Cruise's handlers are in utter disbelief at the comparison -- claiming that she, "has her own look" and that the Posh pal would never bob it like Beckham.

Are they serious!?!? How in the world can they be in "utter disbelief"? Are they that stupid or ignorant?! Kat(i)e can't think for herself and has to copy other people. She was not like this before she started hanging around Posh! Do her handlers think we're stupid enough to believe they're in disbelief?!

If she wasn't copying Posh, then why is her hair sooo close to being identical? If she wanted it cut, she could've had it done lots of other ways ... yet chose to cut it like Posh's?! Give me a break!!!!
 
I love you people! This is absolutely my all-time favorite thread. That's all-no insight, no witty comment. Just gooey adoration.
 
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