Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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Well, if she isn't an actual Scientologist, yet, then TC must think she can be swayed. He only befriends people he can brainwash. Allegedly
 
As they said on a satirical comedy show here in the UK last week......

"Why on earth would the scientology poster boy Tom Cruise get so friendly with the gullible, naive, not very bright multi-millionaire David Beckham?" :cool1: :woohoo: :rolleyes1 :lmao:

Hee Hee :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Yeah, even though the US didn't know who this dude was until last week, and I have never seen him interviewed, I clued in immediately that he was not that bright when I read the quote from him saying that he was getting advice from Tommy boy, because "he is a very intelligent man" :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: If Tom looks intelligent to you, that says alot about the level you're looking from. He forgot to add the part about how Tom couldn't get out of high school. Being married to a spice girl doesn't make him look that bright either.
 
I heard on the radio this morning that Kat(i)e was now being called the "Bride of Cruisenstein"! :rotfl:


Allegedly
 

I heard on the radio this morning that Kat(i)e was now being called the "Bride of Cruisenstein"! :rotfl:
Allegedly


Is that you, KAT(i)E.......
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:scared: :crazy2: :scared:
 
I found this one


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Time to buy some bigger pants Tommy Boy! And I'm pretty sure that jacket probably would not be able to button up!

And, did anyone else notice that both Katie AND his dd are wearing black stockings with their dresses? I pretty much thought people stopped wearing colored hose in the 80's....I guess they were all trying to be "color coordinated".

As for his suit....can you say, "Man girdle"...yuck!!! :crazy2:
 
Theyre just ICKY!

I mean take a step back and look at this relationship - could it be any weirder ?? I mean, seriously.

Its seriously funked up.
 
both Katie AND his dd are wearing black stockings with their dresses?

OMG....:scared1: :scared1: :scared1:

That definitely is a "sign" of something....somebody, anybody quick check, I am so sure Posh, JLo, Leah, Jada all are as well wearing black stockings....:rotfl:
 
OMG....:scared1: :scared1: :scared1:

That definitely is a "sign" of something....somebody, anybody quick check, I am so sure Posh, JLo, Leah, Jada all are as well wearing black stockings....:rotfl:


:rotfl: :rotfl: You're SOOO right!! I never noticed that!!! Maybe it's just how Xenu is going to "know" the women who will rule the Earth after he returns....:lmao:
 
This picture is so allegedly repugnant:
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My dh was walking by as I was looking at that pic, and he thought the two "A"'s in Bazaar were actually horns. :lmao: He thought the magazine was actually making a statement about her "Xenu-ness"!!! :rotfl:

Needless to say, he was a little shocked that making fun of Tomkat had become so "mainstream".
 
My dh was walking by as I was looking at that pic, and he thought the two "A"'s in Bazaar were actually horns. :lmao: He thought the magazine was actually making a statement about her "Xenu-ness"!!! :rotfl:

Needless to say, he was a little shocked that making fun of Tomkat had become so "mainstream".

Im with your husband.

Nice placement of the A's Harpers Bazaar! :thumbsup2
 
My dh was walking by as I was looking at that pic, and he thought the two "A"'s in Bazaar were actually horns. :lmao: He thought the magazine was actually making a statement about her "Xenu-ness"!!! :rotfl:

Needless to say, he was a little shocked that making fun of Tomkat had become so "mainstream".

Snaps to your DH for his brilliant observation, Beca!! And snaps to Bazaar for giving old Kat(i)e horns! Ka(t)ie looks allegedly gross if you ask me. And, why is she slouching!? It's not as if Tommy Boy is in the photo and she has to look shorter than he is (like she has to do in every other photo). Maybe she's just so used to being photographed w/Tommy that the slouch comes naturally!??!

Adding that I'm happy to see this thread back in circulation!:yay:
 
Maybe she's just so used to being photographed w/Tommy that the slouch comes naturally!??!

Adding that I'm happy to see this thread back in circulation!:yay:


Maybe during an audit they allegedly removed a few vertabrae? :eek:

Why *is* she slouching?!??!?
 
My dh was walking by as I was looking at that pic, and he thought the two "A"'s in Bazaar were actually horns. :lmao: He thought the magazine was actually making a statement about her "Xenu-ness"!!! :rotfl:

Needless to say, he was a little shocked that making fun of Tomkat had become so "mainstream".

:lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
I don't post often and i am a first time poster to this thread, but I have to say.........I saw Katie on one of the TV rag shows last night and my comment to my teen daughter was,
"look at her eyes, they look vacant".
Her whole 'being' looks vacant.
 
I don't post often and i am a first time poster to this thread, but I have to say.........I saw Katie on one of the TV rag shows last night and my comment to my teen daughter was,
"look at her eyes, they look vacant".
Her whole 'being' looks vacant.

Welcome to the thread! It's been alot of fun...I don't post often either, but I've been hooked on this thread. Glad to see it still going.....

Not much new to add to the TomKat story, but I have recently heard that she turned down the next Batman movie due to "scheduling conflicts".

And what happened to the rumour that she was pregnant again? Is that one dead for now?
 
Welcome to the thread! It's been alot of fun...I don't post often either, but I've been hooked on this thread. Glad to see it still going.....

Not much new to add to the TomKat story, but I have recently heard that she turned down the next Batman movie due to "scheduling conflicts".

And what happened to the rumour that she was pregnant again? Is that one dead for now?

I guess so. She sure did LOOK Pregnant in those pics....maybe she was just SUPER bloated...or her slouching all the time has pushed her insides forward into a perpetual pot belly?
 
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