Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[goodeats]

"This is what Scientologists actually believe!!!" spewed across the bottom!!! And it *IS*!!!!

You know, I was trying to figure out of Comedy Central made them put that there, or the lawyers, or maybe they put it there to point out just how crazy they really are. I did enjoy the credits - John Smith, Jane Smith, etc. HA!

Seriouly, a virgin birth and parting of the red sea is NOTHING compared to souls of brainwashed aliens being in our bodies.

 

[CathrynRose]

You know, I was trying to figure out of Comedy Central made them put that there, or the lawyers, or maybe they put it there to point out just how crazy they really are. .

I dunno...

What I do know is that is the tip top super secret stuff you have to be "clear" to know. Thats a huge reason why Scientologists were trying to block it from repeating, the first time around.

In a linked article - posted previously - there were mentions of "If a Scientologist read that (that whooooole weird creepy thing South Park did) information before their brain/mind was ready for it - it would be too much to handle and they would die.

Fortunely - with the prevelance of the internet - we have access to it! WE KNOW THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE ACCORDING TO L.RON!

Ummm - and for free too, cuz it can get MIGHTY pricey - Look: http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time-pg3-4b.html

 

[Daxx]

WE KNOW THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE ACCORDING TO L.RON!
Ummm - and for free too, cuz it can get MIGHTY pricey - Look: http://www.xenu.net/archive/media/time-pg3-4b.html

HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some heavy cash to have to shell out to find out that L.Ron Hubbard is actually God!!!! Imagine how many times you could go to Disney on the cost of the final level!!!!!

I'm so glad I didn't have to spend that kind of cash to find out. And, look -- my head didn't explode b/c of the information. Maybe I am a level 9 and am L.Ron Hubbard's reincarnation!?!?!? Yikes!!!!

 

[CathrynRose]

Maybe I am a level 9 and am L.Ron Hubbard's reincarnation!?!?!? Yikes!!!!

You and me both....


ANYONE's HEAD EXPLODE FROM WATCHING SOUTH PARK LAST NIGHT?!?

Perhaps we are all reincarnations of LRon?

Ahhhh man.

Where is that stinking alien baby, already!?!?!?

 

[Daxx]

You know, I was trying to figure out of Comedy Central made them put that there, or the lawyers, or maybe they put it there to point out just how crazy they really are.

Oh, CC def. put it there to point out how crazy they really are!!!! They def. wanted viewers to know that these were the true beliefs of Scientologists and that they (Com Cent.) weren't making it up.

 

[3princesses4us]

HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some heavy cash to have to shell out to find out that L.Ron Hubbard is actually God!!!! Imagine how many times you could go to Disney on the cost of the final level!!!!!

I'm so glad I didn't have to spend that kind of cash to find out. And, look -- my head didn't explode b/c of the information. Maybe I am a level 9 and am L.Ron Hubbard's reincarnation!?!?!? Yikes!!!!

No doubt! I'll take Disney!!
And I love the idea of Cabbage Patch Suri! Let's go with it.

BTW, we're getting ripped on another thread. Just a head's up, people now think WE'RE the crazy ones! Isn't it ironic?

 

[disneymouse]

i once saw a scienctology 'office' in a strip mall in coral gables,fl. we walked by it to get to a restaraunt a few doors down. the place had huge clear windows so i could look in as we went by and boy this place looked 'upscale' ..no wonder with all the 500-23,000 fees they charge to be 'audited'. sciencetology reminds me of some bad creepy 1970's movie.

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

BTW, we're getting ripped on another thread. Just a head's up, people now think WE'RE the crazy ones! Isn't it ironic?

Maybe they're all Scienctologists...

 

[my4kids]

I was reading something about brainwashing (can't find it now) but it is exeactly what Tom has done to Katie. First of all they change your name and don't call you by the name you would associate with everything you know to be true....you brainwasher calling you by a name that you remember your mother calling you by might snap you back to the person you are. He couldn't go from Katie to something totally different because then he would look as insane as he is. Even though Kate is a variation of the same name, it would still not be something she associates with her parents. Also, they physically exaust someone into saying whatever it is they want to hear, and these auditing sessions, most definately do that. On one of the links posted about scientology is said the sessions can go from minutes to days to weeks until they get a "win". Basically what they are doing is waiting until someone is so physically tired and drained that just to end it they say "yeah- whatever I believe that scientogy is great and L.Ron is a prophet" - then you are rewarded for that by letting the session end and they say "don't you feel great?" and the person is like "yeah I feel great (that the torture is over) " and then they confuse that great feeling with the fact that something good was actually done for them. I would think as they get more and more brainwashed, the auditing sessions get quicker and quicker because the victim is pychologically beaten to a pulp and does not resist mentally.

It all sounds just like what happened to Elizabeth Smart, but over a longer period of time.

 

[CathrynRose]

"don't you feel great?" and the person is like "yeah I feel great (that the torture is over)
.

I cut out most of your theory, but seriously - It's a really really good one!!! Makes a heckuva lotta sense!!!

So frightning.

 

[ChristmasElf]

STILL SEEKING:

Couple desperately seeking short, white female child with hopefully dark hair.
Age at this point unimportant as we are desperate people. Don't worry about your people calling Oprah's people, as now Leah Remini has stepped up to the plate in an effort to further her career. Remember, I am a theton and god like and as so, can work many miracles. PLEASE CALL 1-800-LUN-ATIC a.s.a.p.

 

[4cruisin]

Ya know, there aren't too many things in this world that scare me but the more I read about Scientology, the more frightening it becomes. I think Katie is or has been brainwashed and is just hoping that someone will rescue her.

I can't believe her parents haven't stepped in and managed to get her out of this crazy and sad situation. I don't believe that there is a baby at all. If, on the slim possiblility there is a baby, I believe that there is something wrong with it and they are trying to hide the fact that Scientology is not the "perfect" religion.

As far as being bashed on the other thread, those people have no idea how to have fun.

 

[4cruisin]

OMG, don't tell me I killed this thread.

 

[Daxx]

I can't believe her parents haven't stepped in and managed to get her out of this crazy and sad situation.

I'm going to bet that Tom and the Scientology crew are not even allowing her parents near her. I remember somewhere in this thread, it was posted that L.Ron Hubbard's take on grandparents was that they could only see the baby if they were "Dianetically ready" -- whatever that means! So, my guess is that Tommy and her handlers won't let Katie's parents near her.

 

[SplshMtn99]

No, you didn't kill it. I was just off trying to figure out what thread is talking about us. LOL Someone please share. I can't be searching all day ya know.

 

[Cyndirella]

I've been reading this thread all along - it's hilarious! But at the same time very educational about Scientology.

As far as Katie's parents doing something - is there anything they can do (legally) to get her out of this mess? I would think it would be very difficult to do anything about it since she is an adult.

 

[Daxx]

No, you didn't kill it. I was just off trying to figure out what thread is talking about us. LOL Someone please share. I can't be searching all day ya know.

This thread about Leah Remini allegedly seeing Suri.

 

[Daxx]

As far as Katie's parents doing something - is there anything they can do (legally) to get her out of this mess? I would think it would be very difficult to do anything about it since she is an adult.

Well, they could get one of those groups that "deprogram" people in cults. Usually, it requires the cult member to be kidnapped. Plus, they'd have to get Katie and Suri and I'm sure that could be part of the reason why Katie and Suri are never seen together. Remember, Katie lives in a v. secure home w/handlers around her all the time. While I'm sure it's possible to get her and the baby, I think it'd cost her family a lot of $$ since she and Cruise are so famous.

 

[SplshMtn99]

This thread about Leah Remini allegedly seeing Suri.

LOL.....oh THAT thread. That's mild. I was expecting worse than that. Like that OTHER board that makes fun of the DIS. I don't care. ( Hi there, I know you're watching. LOL)

I'm just here to watch Tom make a bigger a$$ out of himself than he already has. Great entertainment he is.

 

[3princesses4us]

STILL SEEKING:

Couple desperately seeking short, white female child with hopefully dark hair.
Age at this point unimportant as we are desperate people. Don't worry about your people calling Oprah's people, as now Leah Remini has stepped up to the plate in an effort to further her career. Remember, I am a theton and god like and as so, can work many miracles. PLEASE CALL 1-800-LUN-ATIC a.s.a.p.

Christmas Elf, your want ads are cracking me up! And thank God you changed the contact info. Leah was getting offended!