Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[my4kids]

I don't even think it was a Paramount artist. They all probably told him to take a leap off the top of his Scientology bridge.

I'm thinking he went for the anonymity of eBay and bought them from Paul's House of Prosthetics and Pillows in Poquoson. I'm sure he got a good "Buy It Now" deal.

If you read that Rolling Stone article that someone posted the link to, the Scientologists even have their own "studio" that they film their training movies in.....how easy is that?

 

[my4kids]

Here's another one that looks weird, taken at the same time. This one to me honestly looks like she took a throw pillow and stuck it under her shirt.

ya know, I think the wind did catch her shirt in this pic, (after looking at the others in the series) but the disturbing thing is how she is a little turned toward the camera, and her huge prothetic pointy belly button is still sticking out forward....see it? I've been preg 4 times, each time was different, but I'm telling you - that is not a real baby in there!

 

[Daxx]

If you read that Rolling Stone article that someone posted the link to, the Scientologists even have their own "studio" that they film their training movies in.....how easy is that?

I'll bet that's who came up w/them. They're def. poor quality and very pillow-esque, so that makes sense!

 

[MeanLaureen]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

 

[msdznyduck]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

 

[robertsmom]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

I almost hit the floor laughing! For a split second before I clicked on the link, I thought it might be a real pic

 

[MeanLaureen]

I dunno.. that picture shows that Suri definitely has her mom's belly button!

See?

 

[Daxx]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

I am hysterical!!!!!!!!!! That is tooo funny!!!!! Thanks for the laughs!

 

[momrek06]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

OMG.....that is absolutely HYSTERICAL.....and an "innie"...





OK MEANIE: Now you have gone and done it, I just had lunch and I have been laughing so hard I have CRAMPS!!!!!!

 

[MeanLaureen]

Well I couldn't let my husband Obi-Wan come in here and have all the fun.

 

[SplshMtn99]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

You had me. I was like "what, they released a photo & I missed it?".

 

[barbeml]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

Maybe TomKat's "Pillow" will grow up to marry Wacko Jacko's "Blanket."

 

[MeanLaureen]

Maybe TomKat's "Pillow" will grow up to marry Wacko Jacko's "Blanket."

Awww.. raise a family of sheets and grow old and tattered together!

 

[summerrluvv]

I'm just confused as to why no one at the hospital confirmed seeing her in labor etc. I know there are HIPPA laws but you would think someone would be talking anyway!

 

[Poohbear123]

I'm just confused as to why no one at the hospital confirmed seeing her in labor etc. I know there are HIPPA laws but you would think someone would be talking anyway!

Does he have enough money to pay OFF the WHOLE Hospital? I don't think so, therefore, ther is NO BABY!! I don't think Tom and Kate even STAYED in the Hospital, there are "look-a-likes" that could have been payed a lot of Money to "be" them!

 

[lbgraves]

I guess this thread will be coming to an end soon because a picture of Suri has been released. Here it is... looks just like mom in the above picture too except she is an innie instead of an outie...

Baby Suri's first picture

OH you are bad!!! I actually thought darn! Now this will all stop before I clicked on it.

 

[ThePhantomsGirl]

Wonder why no tabloid stories about what psychics think? Well, as service to my Dis homies here are my predictions:

1. Katie WAS pregnant
2. She gave birth at least two months before the supposed birth
3. Tom is NOT the father
4. You will hear/see another pregnancy very soon - again orchestrated


.....me waiting for The Enquirer to contact me

 

[Sonya]

After reading 42 pages (10 new for me this day!) Here is what I think:

1. Tom thinks he can get away with anything, see quote from Rolling Stone. So he does this for the publicity or to prove he is not gay/sterile. The baby is actually adopted from another scientologist but the monther decides to keep her at the last minute. So now they are trying to find another baby.

2. (more realistic) Katie really did have a baby, even if it is not Tom's but the baby was born deformed somehow. That is why they cancelled the photo shoot and no one has seen her. The few that have seen her want to protect her and her parents because she is so tragically deformed.

 

[Sonya]

It has been an hour since I posted. Don't tell me I killed this thread!

 

[andromedaslove]

I haven't seen this posted yet. I found it rather funny, and thought you guys might enjoy it too.

Do you think Tom and Kate are excited?