Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[Daxx]

I am going with the make-up department over at Paramount Pictures.

Good theory but I'm going to blow it out of the water here.

Anyone working make-up on films in Hollywood would know what stretch marks look like and would know how to create them properly, don't you think?! Now, if you're trying to make it in Hollywood, you're not going to be that amateurish otherwise, who is going to hire you?! And, b/c it's a prosthetic device, you're going to bet that someone had to airbrush it and is v. skilled. I mean, wouldn't make up artists want to be proud of their work? Can you imagine going around saying "I did the stretch marks on Katie's prosthetic belly?" and some movie exec. going "Well, that was a crappy job, v. unrealistic, so we're not hiring you!" Who would want to take that professional risk!? hahahaha!!!

Therefore, b/c they're so unprofessional, I'm going to guess that Katie drew 'em in herself.

If it came from a Paramount make-up artist, that make-up artist should be fired! That is shoddy workmanship!!!!! I thought the studios were all about quality! hahahaha!!!

(OK -- at least you can blame it on the wine ... I have nothing to blame it on. How sad is that?! Off to pour a glass and have an excuse the next time around)

 

[momrek06]

Good theory but I'm going to blow it out of the water here.

Anyone working make-up on films in Hollywood would know what stretch marks look like and would know how to create them properly, don't you think?! Now, if you're trying to make it in Hollywood, you're not going to be that amateurish otherwise, who is going to hire you?! And, b/c it's a prosthetic device, you're going to bet that someone had to airbrush it and is v. skilled. I mean, wouldn't make up artists want to be proud of their work? Can you imagine going around saying "I did the stretch marks on Katie's prosthetic belly?" and some movie exec. going "Well, that was a crappy job, v. unrealistic, so we're not hiring you!" Who would want to take that professional risk!?

Therefore, b/c they're so unprofessional, I'm going to guess that Katie drew 'em in herself.

If it came from a Paramount make-up artist, that make-up artist should be fired! That is shoddy workmanship!!!!! I thought the studios were all about quality!

But at the same time the Paramount Artist was SWOREN to secrecy...never disclose the fact that HE actually made the bellys.....sooo as far as workmanship goes...he could possibly be on the "sloppy" side as no will ever tell....I mean the Artist cannot even ADD that to his resume = "Katie Holmes Pregnant Belly" Nope, that will have to remain a secret. After-all, after Tom's numerous attempts to FIND AN ARTIST to make the bellys and getting absolutely NO WHERE he want with this Artist and had to go with the loopy, curvy unprofessional stretch marks....hhmmmm....it was the FIRST belly this dude ever made...he is lucky he is still with Paramount......!!!!

 

[CheshireVal]

Here's another one that looks weird, taken at the same time. This one to me honestly looks like she took a throw pillow and stuck it under her shirt.

Um, where are her breasts?

 

[momrek06]

Um, where are her breasts?

YA...where the heck are they....I was thinking that as I scrolled down the photo before you said it.....

She has not taken one consistent photo since she got with Tommy Boy!!!

HHhmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zookeeper]

Um, where are her breasts?

The same gust of wind must have momentarily shifted them too! But I'd bet that the belly button is still facing straight ahead!

 

[Beth76]

From the Rolling Stone article......

Her grandmother is what's called an "Operating Thetan," or "OT." So is Tom Cruise, who is near the top of Scientology's Bridge, at a level known as OT VII. OTs are Scientology's elite -- enlightened beings who are said to have total "control" over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.

Now I've never seen TC move objects with his mind. But the total control part describes him to a T, dontcha think? Scary to be in a relationship with him.

This is the "big secret" of Scientology that only the really high-ups (aka $$$$$$$) were enlightened enough to know about. It was leaked several years ago. Can you imagine doing all this training and spending all sorts of money to find out this is what you're supposed to believe in? I wonder how many people actually said to themselves, "hey wait a minute....this sounds like a science fiction novel."

They assert that 75 million years ago, an evil galactic warlord named Xenu controlled seventy-six planets in this corner of the galaxy, each of which was severely overpopulated. To solve this problem, Xenu rounded up 13.5 trillion beings and then flew them to Earth, where they were dumped into volcanoes around the globe and vaporized with bombs. This scattered their radioactive souls, or thetans, until they were caught in electronic traps set up around the atmosphere and "implanted" with a number of false ideas -- including the concepts of God, Christ and organized religion.

 

[drgnfly30]

It's so obvious now... Xenu has abducted Suri

 

[Nancy]

My DH was watching War of the Worlds a while back and was commenting on how weiird and controlling Tom's character was all through the whole movie (I was in the other room and would not watch it, haven't seen a Cruise movie since Top Gun). After the movie was over he said "Cruise isn't that good of an actor, I thnk he was being himself and he really is that weird and controlling."

Now that I read that whole Rolling Stones article (it was very long!) I say more than ever "RUN KATIE RUN!"

 

[Celluloidgal]

And thanks to Celluloidgal, we have an official name

Actually momrek06.

But I'm still watchin' the train wreck

 

[my4kids]

Ick, I just blew a good part of my Sat. night reading the entire article and I feel sick in my stomach from it...(or that might be from the stale pizza I ate while reading it). I feel like I need to take a shower.

 

[bubie2.5]

Great, now we got three stars that are scientologists that are are rumored "switch-hitters" .. Gotta say, it all fits in with the "what ever is best for me - enjoying people thing"

 

[andromedaslove]

My DH was watching War of the Worlds a while back and was commenting on how weiird and controlling Tom's character was all through the whole movie. After the movie was over he said "Cruise isn't that good of an actor, I thnk he was being himself and he really is that weird and controlling."

Funny you should say that!! My DH was just looking at some of the smilies on one of his boards and said that this reminds him of Tom Cruise!! Controlling Much?!

 

[lbgraves]

I have been just enjoying the posts up until now but this picture has me ROFLMAO! I have never seen anyone carrying their baby that high. I mean you can see the waist of her jeans & there is no baby belly for a few inches at least!

 

[tripletsmama]

Back for my Suri challenge update.

WOW, what a strange photo lbgraves! I think that the collection of pictures alone should be enough evidence that something strange is going on.

 

[Planogirl]

I was talking to a friend and have another possible theory....

Maybe Katie is the one who faked the whole thing.

You see Tom is actually gay but Katie decided that she wanted to marry him so she promised to have a baby. We didn't decide yet how she supposedly got pregnant (artificial insemination that she pretended to do maybe) but she's the one that been faking the whole thing for the public AND Tom (who's so wacky that he doesn't even know the difference). Plus he wouldn't go near her to discover the trickery since he's actually gay and just wants to pretend to be a happily married daddy.

Katie has changed her mind because scientology is weird and Tom is nutty and that's why she looks so unhappy. Again Tom doesn't notice because he's just too wacky.

Where is Suri? We're still working on that part of the theory.

 

[momrek06]

Actually momrek06.

But I'm still watchin' the train wreck

Why THANK YOU, Celluloidgal I thought that was a good name for it last night as I was reading through all the POSTS hence my arriving at the...... SURI CHALLENGE!!!!

And to MY surprise EVERYONE liked it!!!! YIPPPEE SKIPPEE!!!



If I can be of any further help...do not hesitate to ask

 

[YourMajesty]

Here's another one that looks weird, taken at the same time. This one to me honestly looks like she took a throw pillow and stuck it under her shirt.

Exactly...and the driver is laughing because she ask to borrow his travel pillow that he keeps in the car for long shopping trips.

 

[Meezers]

Remember waaay back when....the movie where a young Tom Cruise is in military school with Timothy Hutton (Taps maybe?)? I watched it a couple weeks ago....at the end the Cruise character goes nuts and starts shooting everyone...there is a crazed maniacle look on his face? Not acting!!

 

[Beca]

I was talking to a friend and have another possible theory....

Maybe Katie is the one who faked the whole thing.

You see Tom is actually gay but Katie decided that she wanted to marry him so she promised to have a baby. We didn't decide yet how she supposedly got pregnant (artificial insemination that she pretended to do maybe) but she's the one that been faking the whole thing for the public AND Tom (who's so wacky that he doesn't even know the difference). Plus he wouldn't go near her to discover the trickery since he's actually gay and just wants to pretend to be a happily married daddy.

Katie has changed her mind because scientology is weird and Tom is nutty and that's why she looks so unhappy. Again Tom doesn't notice because he's just too wacky.

Where is Suri? We're still working on that part of the theory.

Okay...here's another one....

What if Katie's actually a "switch hitter", too? I mean...seriously, after reading those Chris Klein quotes...who COULD stay with him for 5 years???!!!! And, didn't he say she was a virgin after all that time?!!

Maybe having "Tom's" baby was the agreement to she made to get her career in the spotlight!!! Maybe the "Oprah" tie is that Oprah's actually having an affair with Katie??!!!

Man...."All My Chidren" is so lame compared to us!!!



Okay...how scary would it be if THAT were actually the truth!!!



Beca


Okay....who's gonna go next??

 

[Cool-Beans]

Remember waaay back when....the movie where a young Tom Cruise is in military school with Timothy Hutton (Taps maybe?)? I watched it a couple weeks ago....at the end the Cruise character goes nuts and starts shooting everyone...there is a crazed maniacle look on his face? Not acting!!

It was Taps. I don't remember the end.

You guys are ALL too funny.