Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

Perezhilton has new pics of Suri. I have two words....Josh Harnett.

True Dat, True Dat!!!!

 

[CathrynRose]

Oh so funny!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15738076/

[/center]Marriage tips for the new Mrs. Cruise
On the eve of her wedding, Katie Holmes needs all the help she can get
COMMENTARY
By Helen A.S. Popkin
MSNBC contributor
Updated: 3:39 p.m. CT Nov 16, 2006
Congratulations, Katie Holmes, on your long-awaited nuptials! Frankly, we were starting to worry that maybe Tom Cruise would never “buy the cow,” if you catch our meaning. We’ll all breathe a sigh of relief this Saturday (Nov. 18) when you and the man you dreamed of marrying in high school finally tie the knot at that 15th century Italian castle in front of several hundred of your closest associates, many of whom you’ve been casually acquainted with for practically a whole year.

Do we call you “Kate” now, as Tom insists? You are, indeed the “remarkable woman,” Tom incessantly describes, bucking celebrity fashion and making your own baby rather than adopting one of those trendy third-world kids. And with so many celebrity break-ups, it takes a leap of faith to make your first Hollywood husband a guy whose first two actress wives are living happily ever after without him.

Not that we’re trying to freak you out. Just because sure-things like Britney and K-Fed, Reese and Ryan, Jessica and Nick, and that country singer from “Dancing with the Stars” and whomever she was married to, couldn’t make it work, doesn’t mean you need to worry. Why, you have everything a blushing young bride needs: Something old (your fiancé); something new (baby Suri); something borrowed (Scientology); and something blue (your family). But even if your folks are estranged, as rumors contend, we’re here for you. And since there’s no talking you out of this (right?), we’ve got some advice on keeping your marriage strong.

Cultivate outside interests. Or at least stop wearing matching outfits. Seriously, you may fit into each other’s black pants, black t-shirts, black jackets and sunglasses but that’s no excuse. It’s getting confusing, and anyway, on you Tom’s trousers are high waters.

Nurture intimacy. Every day, for at least one minute a day, stop waving, take off your matching sunglasses, relax your blinding rictus grins and make Tom actually look at you instead of the cameras.

But not too much intimacy. Kiss on that adorable baby all you want, but please, stop slobbering on each other every time you’re in the public eye. We get it. You’re in love. You have sex. The baby proves it. Now, please exercise some decorum. For us. We haven’t kept a meal down for over a year.

Get your story straight – before you leave the house. How is your relationship faring today? “Super In-Love?” “Gushingly Ga-Ga?” “Over-The-Moon?” Obtain the 411 from hubby first thing, and when the flashbulbs start, you won’t have to lock on Tom with one of your creepy stares, as if silently imploring him to guide your every mood.

Support your husband’s career. Remember, it was Paramount head Sumner Redstone‘s spouse Paula that got Tom’s production company axed from the studio when she told her husband that Tom “turned off all women.” Now that Tom’s heading up United Artists, ensure surrounding executives that chicks honestly do dig your man.


P.R. friendships can turn into real friendships. Despite that previous post-partum depression smack down with Tom, Brooke Shields seems to enjoy your company. And how’s the alleged “high-level minder from the Church of Scientology,” Jessica Feshbach Rodriguez? She’s been your best friend since you and Tom started dating – and she’s really good at answering your interview questions. That’ll come in handy at PTA meetings.

Beware of ambitious young starlets born around 1989. As you may have gleaned from the tabloids, Tom chooses his wives at 11-year age-intervals; Mimi Rogers (b. 1956), Nicole Kidman (b. 1967), and of course, you, the new Mrs. Cruise (b. 1978). To be safe, it’s probably best if you just stopped aging all together.


Review emergency procedures (and program your cell phone accordingly). Above all, Tom is a Good Samaritan. Why just recently, you both stopped on the road to aid at the scene of an accident. In 1998, Tom stopped a mugging. And in 1996 he rescued a family at sea. So remember, when danger strikes: 1. Dial 911. 2. Attempt CPR. 3. Text publicist.

Learn how to entertain. As a new wife, you’re bound to meet many new faces – ex-wives, Tom’s adopted children, and a whole bevy of C-list sitcom Scientologists such as Leah Remini, Kirstie Alley and Jenna Elfman, for whom Tom’s chartered a private flight to attend your wedding in Italy. And as with your wedding, never ever under any circumstances invite Oprah. Tom should always be the most famous person in the room.

Forget about marriage counseling. Psychology is, as Tom told Matt Lauer, a “Nazi science.” Just like with your new best friend Brooke’s post-partum depression, there’s nothing wrong with your marriage that vitamins and exercise can’t fix.

Remember, you’re Kate Cruise now. We hear that unlike his previous wives, you may take Tom’s last name. We understand that after you and Tom hooked up, you quickly canned your manager, agents and publicist. You also dropped out of the career-making Edie Sedgwick bio-pic “Factory Girl,” allegedly because Tom disapproved of the sordid material, that your nude scene in “Thank You For Smoking” was cut for the same reason, and you even turned down an Oscar nomination for that same role. Further, despite your talent and previously prodigious career, you have no projects in the works. But Katie – er – Kate, it’s okay to keep acting. Hey, Tom’s production company might get you a little something. Women need a hobby – just as long it doesn’t cross into career territory. You don’t want to end up like that poor Nicole Kidman, dumped via press release while filming “Moulin Rouge.”

And most importantly, don’t make a sex tape. Tom might find it.

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[va32h]

November 18 happens to be MY anniversary, and Radio Disney's 10th birthday - hmm, I wonder which event Tom and Katie chose to commemmorate by choosing this day?

 

[bigmerle1966]

I saw one of the entertainment shows last night and Oprah is packed up and is headed to the set of Grey's Anatomy to film the TV show. I guess she was asked by the show to be a special guest star. The filming of the show starts Friday November 17th.

But at the same time she said she did NOT get an invite anyway. The only ones they mentioned on the e-show were Will Smith's family and David Beckham the soccer star...but this castle holds 1400 people sooo who are THEY!!!

They're all Scientoligist's and their best friends (aka handlers). 700 Guests and 700 handlers.

 

[kdibattista]

More pics:

Fatty's busting his suit

 

[Imzadi]

Okay, so check this out: is the wedding really a NON-wedding? Inquiring minds want to know!

I just had to resurrect this thread for this article!!

Wedding Real?

I think we should invite reporter Ryan Porter to join our thread (aka "drink OUR koolaid"....allegedly...). It seems like he's been lurking all along!

Sorry, I've been too busy to post.
Craig Ferguson did a real funny bit last week on The Late Late Show. I didn't know what he was talking about as our Research Team hadn't uncovered it yet. I guess this was what he was talking about.

If you want to see Craig's bits on TomKat & Suri & the wedding, go here: (You need Real Player.)

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/comedy/

Click on November 10th.
Make sure click on the blue link UNDERneath November 10th. It's closer to Nov 9, so it's easy to get the link confused.

The TomKat part is about 5 minutes into his monologue.

Also he was ragging on them again at the beginning on the November 14th show.

 

[Beth76]

Fatty's busting his suit

Looks like he could use a bit more exercise.

 

[kdibattista]

Looks like he could use a bit more exercise.

and a little less Kool Aid

 

[Deb & Bill]

Did you see his best friend Jim Carrey and his girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, have arrived in Rome for the wedding?

 

[Nancy]

Oh so funny!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15738076/

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Very funny!

 

[Nancy]

More pics:

Fatty's busting his suit

He's really not aging well is he? Looks like he's trying to style his hair ala Suri, maybe so people think they actually look alike? Suri doesn't resemble either of them..and I'm sorry while she is cute, she is not the most amazing and beautiful baby I have ever seen! PLUS, I think she looks pretty big for only being 7 months old. My last two kids were born at over 9 pounds and were both 22 1/2 inches long...they were not that long at 7 months!

 

[momrek06]

November 18 happens to be MY anniversary, and Radio Disney's 10th birthday - hmm, I wonder which event Tom and Katie chose to commemmorate by choosing this day?

NOVEMBER 18th will be my Mom's 79th birthday as well as

MICKEY MOUSE'S 78th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

Say it isn't so.....TOMKAT is getting married on Mickey's birthday!!!!!

 

[Daxx]

Why can't I see the fatty busting his suit photos?!!?!? Where's a link?!!?

 

[kdibattista]

Down towards the bottom of the page - http://peoplenews.typepad.com/cruise/

 

[kdibattista]

Seriously... Brooke Shields went to the wedding .

 

[Tracey1974]

There is a Scientology tutorial in The Today Show right now!

 

[Daxx]

Thanks for that link kdibattista! Woah! He is really busting out!!!! And, he looks incredibly greasy and put together poorly.

This whole wedding thing is making me nausous. I am so sick of those two and their antics. Where's the vomit smilie when you need it?!!?

 

[SandraVB79]

On this picture, I don't think she looks so Asian, but she looks way too big!

ETA: Tom looks like his shaver (is it called that??) broke down!

 

[rhanditresmom]

On this picture, I don't think she looks so Asian, but she looks way too big!

ETA: Tom looks like his shaver (is it called that??) broke down!

I'm not quite sure what to make of the baby, but Tommy-boy looks horrifying! What has happened???? Not that I ever thought he was that good looking, but he always seemed to really care about his appearance. Now he looks like a monkey cuts his hair, he hasn't bathed in a week or so, and shaving????? What's that???? I guess he has just plunged off the deep end.

I sure am glad I'm not Katie.

Oh, I needed to edit this to add: ALLEGEDLY....that applies to every statement above!!!!

 

[j's m]

If he wants to look if he hasn't washed his hair in a week, fine, he's an adult. But why does that poor baby have to look so dirty haired too? Same hairstyle, greasy looking hair.

I still think she looks Asian, it depends on the camera angle. A full frontal shot you can really see the eyes.