Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

Bacause the rich ones need the Walmart type folks to do all the cleaning at the centers...the ones that can't afford to pay for their seesions get to do menial labor and grunt work to pay for their sessions. (not saying that all that shop at Walmart are poor)

Right, right, right, right!!!

Someone well off - or at least stable. Happy, good job, etc.... theyre not gonna sign a billion year contact and wash toilets to be 'clear'

Now..someone who lives check to check. Is unhappy, stressed, etc... they would be the ones looking for a way out, y'know?

And Im telling you - some of the folk at my local Wal-Mart look like theyre looking for a way out. And - dont even get me wrong - I shop at Wal-Mart every 2 weeks...for all the basics, tampons, advil, milk, laundry soap. Im there all the time....so, no flames.

But again - I have been known to pop a Xanax in half before I enter Wal-Mart. It can be THAT stressful!

Hey - maybe we're on to something!!!! Were they at the exit, or entrance??

I'd be much more willing to sell my soul after having endured a Wal-Mart shopping trip!

 

[CathrynRose]

Hey just wanted to let you all know, I was searching for books on twins in the pregnancy section and found one that looked promising. I flipped the pages and there was the word "engram".

I looked some more and it talked about how you shouldn't say anything during the birth because the child can remember it years later. It was a scientology book for moms-to-be! I couldn't believe it! There was no mention at all about scientology anywhere in the book, and it was written by a Dr. Nancy somebody. It looked legit until you started reading it!

Of course I bought it! Not!

Youre pregnant?!?! CONGRATS! I go away on a trip and *wham*!!!

But I think you DID buy it! You were the pic reading the book, with a kool-aid packet book-mark, right?

Semms funny. You started reading Dianetics and now youre pregnant. Hmph. We gonna see a pic of this child...or will we have to wait 8 months? And will it be wearing a toupee???

In any event.... seriously - YAY!!! CONGRATS!!!

 

[Imzadi]

But again - I have been known to pop a Xanax in half before I enter Wal-Mart. It can be THAT stressful!

They are probably not just after the shoppers. Walmart is one of the largest retailers. They are also notorious, because of the class action lawsuits, for treating their workers horribly. If a stressed out worker walks outside during a break, sees the "stress test" Playskool meter, & gets their "Free" test in a moment of weakness, are told they deserve a better life, they may end up drinking the Kool-Aid & signing their life away.

It's kind of ironic that one organization known to be so litigious allegedly preys on another company's people needing to file so many lawsuts.

 

[Nancy]

Nancy, I was about to PM you to see how you are doing. I saw footage of Kenmore on the Weather Channel of all the damage from the storm you just got.

As for Sonya, I think they are trying to get to her babies invitro. The Kool-Aid absorbs into the fetuses better that way. Less engram reprograming later.

I saw a confirmation blurb on ET that Katie is indeed planning on playing Posh in an upcoming biography film I guess she's trying to become her now. God knows, her own life is a train wreck!

We got our power back on tonight finally! It has been off since last Thursday night (late). I have so much tree damage in my back yard, but we were lucky in that all the huge branches missed the pool. We have a few dents and dings but no major damage. We ended up buying a generator, there goes my vacation money for this year.

 

[Nancy]

Just bumping...we are getting closer to the DVD release date so the wedding should be this coming weekend.

 

[CathrynRose]

BUMP! For the release...

He's bound to do something crazy, soon!

 

[lesroi]

Oh my Heavens, does anyone watch "Passions" on NBC? I just had it on and Rebecca and Julian were doing a Tom and Kat(i)e sendup. It was so (allegedly) hilarious!!!

Tracy

 

[rhanditresmom]

BUMP! For the release...

He's bound to do something crazy, soon!

Can't wait to see what it is this time!

.....allegedly, mind you.

 

[Imzadi]

A fellow DISer posted this on another thread:

Tom and katie confirm wedding date:

http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1550049,00.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15400916/

Everyone was right, they announced, at least, before the DVD release.

Now there will be buzz for weeks as to what Kat(i)e's dress will look like. She'll keep it all hush, but say she can't wait - it looks so amazing!

That pic of her in ther People Mag article really shows her with her baby bump.

I hope since they put off the wedding til Nov, that Kat(i)e will cancel once the DVD is released.

Come on Kat(i)e, do you really want to be stuck with Tom?

 

[bigmerle1966]

I found this quote from someone on TMz, it was about Britney and K-fed but it was too funny.

2. way to go. TMZ has gotten to the bottom of this mystery. Next, please explain to us why Katie Holmes is marrying Tom Cruise.

Posted at 1:15PM on Oct 24th 2006 by Doctors of Pop Culture

 

[Deb & Bill]

Whoever gets the first wedding invitation, let us know. Maybe we should chip in for a gift? Anyone making their flight reservations to Italy yet? Don't wait too late, that's the weekend before Thanksgiving.

 

[Nancy]

Does Tom think we are all stupid....gee DVD release...let's announce the wedding date right before the release date (hey maybe everyone won;t think we timed it that way, since the actual wedding isn't until after the release!!!)

Does anyone else not see the irony? Tom is known to be extremely private with his life involving Suri and the wedding date and now all of the sudden he is announcing the date all over the place?

Do you think he wants all the hoopla that will lead up to it and at the actual event...what a way to keep your name in the news right around the relaease of your DVD......ah TommyBoy we are so on to you here on the DIS.

 

[Imzadi]

Craig Ferguson last nite on The Late Late Show:
"For Katie, it will be her first sham marriage.
For Tom, it's his third sham marriage."

Other recent quips:

Craig: "Brad & Angelina like to adopt real babies from Africa.
Tom Cruise likes to adopt fake babies.
Britney Spears likes to give deadbeat dads work."

David Foley (on the show pretending to be the Prime Minister of Thailand
when he came to the U.S. for that U.N. meeting & was ousted from his country):
"Everyone in my country hates me. Now I know how Tom Cruise feels."

Bill Mahr on his own HBO show, introducing guest, Ben Afleck:
"He's an actor, he's a new dad, He's NOT a Scientologist."

 

[Nancy]

Craig Ferguson last nite on The Late Late Show:
"For Katie, it will be her first sham marriage.
For Tom, it's his third sham marriage."

Other recent quips:

Craig: "Brad & Angelina like to adopt real babies from Africa.
Tom Cruise likes to adopt fake babies.
Britney Spears likes to give deadbeat dads work."

David Foley (on the show pretending to be the Prime Minister of Thailand
when he came to the U.S. for that U.N. meeting & was ousted from his country):
"Everyone in my country hates me. Now I know how Tom Cruise feels."

Bill Mahr on his own HBO show, introducing guest, Ben Afleck:
"He's an actor, he's a new dad, He's NOT a Scientologist."

Speaking of Ben Affleck...there were just some pictures of him and baby Violet in the mags this past week... She's a cutie!

 

[SandraVB79]

I must have missed THE update on this thread!
It was DBF who sent me the link to some article in the newspaper about their upcoming wedding, and you know why?
It was something like: "TC (44) and KH (27) are getting married. Don't ya think he's too old for her " DBF is 44, I'm 27, neither of us is into Scientology!

 

[Poohnatic]

Craig Ferguson last nite on The Late Late Show:
"For Katie, it will be her first sham marriage.
For Tom, it's his third sham marriage."

Other recent quips:

Craig: "Brad & Angelina like to adopt real babies from Africa.
Tom Cruise likes to adopt fake babies.
Britney Spears likes to give deadbeat dads work."

David Foley (on the show pretending to be the Prime Minister of Thailand
when he came to the U.S. for that U.N. meeting & was ousted from his country):
"Everyone in my country hates me. Now I know how Tom Cruise feels."


Bill Mahr on his own HBO show, introducing guest, Ben Afleck:
"He's an actor, he's a new dad, He's NOT a Scientologist."

My DH can't stand Craig, but was at these. He's been following along on the Surigate thing and we had a blast this weekend. We were camping and explained the whole scientology thing to a group we were camping with. One of the other dads, very funny guy, says he now knows how to approach their free session thing. "I had a great childhood, my parents treated me to what I wanted and taught me how to earn things. I've got an AMAZING wife, my kids are so smart and healthy and my job is the best" No engrams to find in that!

Suzanne

 

[Nancy]

Whoever gets the first wedding invitation, let us know. Maybe we should chip in for a gift? Anyone making their flight reservations to Italy yet? Don't wait too late, that's the weekend before Thanksgiving.

Well, I'm upset...I didn't get any invite yet.

 

[Nancy]

OK so Tommy boy made the gossip mags this week, just in time for his DVD release on Monday. (Surprise, surpise!) They actually made the cover (I might have to tear that cover off though) I haven't read them yet, but one of the surveys done was how long do you think the marriage will last. Most think just about 10 years. (shades of Nicole)

 

[Imzadi]

Well, I'm upset...I didn't get any invite yet.

You have to wait until all the Scientologists have been invited & RSVP. They get first crack at all the good spaces - especially the Thetans & the OT3 or higher levels.

Since we aren't Scientologists, I'm not sure if we'd even get space reserved for standing in line at the curb, across the street, behind the most annoying Paparazzi.

Question: What gift should we get TomKat?

 

[babynurse1]

did you read in US magazine that Kat(i)e is wearing Armani? She will be so allegedly beautiful and amazing.