Oh for petes sake....

[L107ANGEL]

OMG!!! Teva I feel your pain I had an old guy come to my office commando and leaving the bar door open

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Muffy Jo! He looked like Uncle Joe!

No wonder why your he's favorite!

 

[MUFFYCAT]

OMG!!! Teva I feel your pain I had an old guy come to my office commando and leaving the bar door open

hi Angel!
Seh wasn't in pain- she was enjoying every minute of it!

 

[tevagirl]

No wonder why your he's favorite!

 

[tevagirl]

hi Angel!
Seh wasn't in pain- she was enjoying every minute of it!

Muffy Jo, go to your room.

 

[Mom2Ashli]

When will I ever learn?

I'm the receptionist in an out patient department at our local hospital. We treat about 45 patients a day. They come in all day long in 15 minutes slots.
We have a tv in the waiting area for them to watch until they are called back for their treatment. 80 percent of our patients are elderly and therefore the tv is up pretty loud.

So between the patients all talking to one another and the tv, it's not very quiet in there. However, toward the end of our day the last of patients are getting treated, the tv is off and it's quiet.

Today was no exception. The last patient, Mr Smith, (the names have been changed to protect the innocent) had been treated and was wheeled out in his wheelchair to the waiting area to wait for our van driver to come back and drive him home. Instead of turning the tv on and watching it until the driver came, he wheeled himself over and watched me for twenty five minutes.
Just sat there and watched me. For twenty five minutes.

So, anyway, the driver finally comes and wheels him away. I then turn to the nurse who had just come up to my desk and I ask her "Why doesn't Mr Smith where underwear?" She says "I didn't know Mr Smith doesn't wear underwear." And I say "Well he doesn't, because the whole time he sat there staring at me, 'it' was staring at me too."

And then from the depths of the silence over by the turned off tv, I hear chuckling. I'm thinking "Oh dear God, please let it be housekeeping"

I look at the nurse, blood draining from my face, I feel like I'm going to pass out. I make my way over to the OPEN area that separates my desk from the waiting area and there sits, not housekeeping, but the last patient of the day, Mr Jones. I had forgotten about Mr Jones.

I have now just broken every HIPAA (privacy act) rule that there is. Not only have I announced the patient's name but also the fact that he was going commando and 'airing out the garage'.

The real kicker is, not 30 minutes after this happened maintenance came and installed the privacy window in that open space between me and the waiting area that we have been asking for for three blessed years!

Shall I add this to my list of body parts you don't like?? Poor Mr.
Teva......


If you only knew how bad I needed that laugh right now. THANKS

 

[kejoda]

Oh for crying out loud, what kind of person do you think I am????? Check your pm/s

I wanna see pictures!!!

 

[tevagirl]

Shall I add this to my list of body parts you don't like?? Poor Mr.
Teva......


If you only knew how bad I needed that laugh right now. THANKS

Are you kidding! That's number one on the list!

 

[tevagirl]

I wanna see pictures!!!

Trust me, you don't!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That's number one on the list!

Now we're talking about number one? He didn't do that, did he?

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Muffy Jo, go to your room.

yes ma'am

 

[bigmerle1966]

I wanna see pictures!!!

You obviously do not understand that you DO NOT ask for pics from Cantw8. Not unless you have a strong stomach and are heavily medicated.

Poor Teva, I would have been trying not to look or laugh.

 

[kejoda]

Trust me, you don't!

I have, don't worry I won't steal your dream man!!

 

[Serena]

Ok, I'll try to make you feel better. My brother in law, ex now, used to do that. He thought it was funny, or trying to impress me or something. He really didn't like it when I ignored him.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ok, I'll try to make you feel better. My brother in law, ex now, used to do that. He thought it was funny, or trying to impress me or something. He really didn't like it when I ignored him.

You weren't trying to, oh nevermind...

 

[Serena]

Oh heavens no.


I had to edit that. sorry, nothing to see here.

 

[momrek06]

EDITED because this is still the DISNEY Boards!

 

[momrek06]

sorry, nothing to see here.

Good, because Teva has seen ENOUGH for one day...heck for one year!

 

[kejoda]

Oh heavens no.


I had to edit that. sorry, nothing to see here.

shoot I know I missed something good.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

T&B: You didn't just say what I think you are saying???????

Ah, maybe I'd better edit and you should do the same with my quote...