Oh for petes sake....

[robinb]

Consider yourself an angel of mercy. Not only did you bring a little bit of joy into an old man's day, but you also did the same for the DIS.

 

[tevagirl]

Consider yourself an angel of mercy. Not only did you bring a little bit of joy into an old man's day, but you also did the same for the DIS.

I think he would have been more joyful if I stared back. I was too busy pretending to type.

 

[snowwhitesmom]

I was too busy pretending to type.

PRETENDING is the key word here - methinks someone was LOOKING

 

[tevagirl]

PRETENDING is the key word here - methinks someone was LOOKING

I couldn't help it! It's like when you pass a horrible accident..your eyes just go straight to the wreck!

 

[RNMOM]

This is why I have been trying to get DH to wear boxer briefs.....some of his shorts are "too big" when he crosses his legs.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I think he would have been more joyful if I stared back. I was too busy pretending to type.

teva, you did stare back!

As far as only going commando on the DIS, there are plenty of things I only do here.

momrek06, I can't take credit for the crap on a cracker comment, but it's one of my favorite DIS sayings. I haven't used it in real life yet, mainly because I don't want my 6yo picking it up, but it's only a matter of time.

 

[tevagirl]

This is why I have been trying to get DH to wear boxer briefs.....some of his shorts are "too big" when he crosses his legs.

Show him this thread. Tell him my eyes are still bleeding.

 

[tevagirl]

teva, you did stare back!

As far as only going commando on the DIS, there are plenty of things I only do here.

momrek06, I can't take credit for the crap on a cracker comment, but it's one of my favorite DIS sayings. I haven't used it in real life yet, mainly because I don't want my 6yo picking it up, but it's only a matter of time.

It was practically waving at me, Tig. I couldn't help it.

 

[Serena]

 

[Cantw8]

It was practically waving at me, Tig. I couldn't help it.

ring toss anyone?????

 

[Tigger&Belle]

It was practically waving at me, Tig. I couldn't help it.

ring toss anyone?????

Should I stay or should I go... We could make up new words for that song.



We were at a get together recently and I was sitting on the floor talking with other adults and one guy was sitting rather, uh, spread eagle. I couldn't exactly see anything, nor was I trying, but it's a good thing that he didn't have boxers on. I tried to sit up a little higher to make sure I didn't get a glimpse of anything.

 

[momrek06]

I tried to sit up a little higher to make sure I didn't get a glimpse of anything.

YAAAA, sure you were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tevagirl]

Should I stay or should I go... We could make up new words for that song.



We were at a get together recently and I was sitting on the floor talking with other adults and one guy was sitting rather, uh, spread eagle. I couldn't exactly see anything, nor was I trying, but it's a good thing that he didn't have boxers on. I tried to sit up a little higher to make sure I didn't get a glimpse of anything.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

There were some people there that I wouldn't have minded getting a glimpse of, but he wasn't one of them... And he was sitting as if we all wanted to see the family jewels (in reality he was clueless). The funny thing is that if his wife had of noticed, she would have been the first to have said something out loud in front of everyone.

 

[MUFFYCAT]

I couldn't help it! It's like when you pass a horrible accident..your eyes just go straight to the wreck!

I knew you liked it

 

[snowwhitesmom]

you're all a bunch of voyeurs

 

[Missy1961]

Denise, this is the funniest thread I have ever read! I think everybody did a great job on the responses! I'm too tired to be funny, sorry.

 

[momrek06]

There were some people there that I wouldn't have minded getting a glimpse of, but he wasn't one of them...

The funny thing is that if his wife had of noticed, she would have been the first to have said something out loud in front of everyone.

And isn't that ALWAYS the case!!! And I am exactly like your friend and my DH can be "clueless" as well...I could easily have seen myself yelling out..."DH, do you MIND!!"...

 

[tevagirl]

Denise, this is the funniest thread I have ever read! I think everybody did a great job on the responses! I'm too tired to be funny, sorry.

Missy, if I had to do what you have to do in the morning before going to work, I'd be too tired too!

 

[tevagirl]

I knew you liked it

Muffy Jo! He looked like Uncle Joe!