> THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
> each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
>
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean ,> correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry
> , and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
>
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> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
> week.
>
> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> relatives, and send cards out on time.
>
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> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
> dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
>
> He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
> Urgent Care.
>
> He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
>
> The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
> and all chores are done.
>
> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with
> jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes , keep fingernails
> polished and eyebrows groomed.
>
> During one of the six weeks , the men will have to endure severe
> abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
> swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
>
> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
> least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a s imilar setting.
>
> They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
> night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and
> comb their hair by 7:00 am.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
> be required to know all of the following information: each child's
> birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
> labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
> they want to be when they grow up.
>
> The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
> The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
> with his spouse at a moment's notice.
>
> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
> again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be
> called Mother!
I'm hoping after a good night of sleep, he will be ok. He's been through so much in his short life so far
I swear I am about ready to pass out from exhaustion 
The snow is so heavy and wet that it weighed a ton! DH is going to be very surprised when he gets here 
after not going to the dentist for about 3 yrs. prior.
I'll be around tonight for sure 
Now you tell me.
