This was sent to me today, what a hoot....
The Tennessee Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into
Knoxville.
For the first offense, they give you two University of Tennessee
football tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do the Tennesee Vols and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 100,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ"
Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Vol out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Knoxville in case of a tornado?
A. To Neyland Stadium--they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Tennessee Vol with a SEC championship ring?
A. A thief
Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Vols and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Tennessee Vols does it take to win a SEC Championship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the
UT VOLS and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!