I normally like to try and be diplomatic but when my intelligence is questioned because I stay off-site ALL the time, then I just must jump into this discussion.
I stay off-site for many reasons. A lot of it is cost. It's not because I can't afford staying on-site, it's that I have an aversion to throwing away money for a questionable value. I have an aversion to having to decide what I want to eat six months in advance. It is currently dinner time right now and I still haven't decided what I'm in the mood for and that's only minutes away. I have an aversion to being packed into a bus with 60 or so sweaty, smelly people who think that because they have a hang nail I should give up my seat even though my feet are on fire from the days activities.
If you want to stay on-site and pay 3 to 4 times more for your accommodations and meals by all means be my guest. So far there have been rumors that those that stay off-site will not be able to get fastpasses. That may be true, I, like everyone else, do not know that is the going to be how it ends up. To me I cannot see how Disney can ignore the thousands of people that don't stay on the grounds and expect to stay in business unless, of course, they get to double what on-site guests are paying to make up the difference. If on-site people are only allowed three (3) fastpasses a day and they are distributed over a number of attractions that NEVER NEEDED them in the past...I fail to see how that is going to use the good ones up completely without having a major impact on off-site people. If that does happen, surely they don't think that we will all just be forced to stay on-site do they. We will just go someplace else.
Driving...if you don't want too. Fine with me, but I always drive and to be honest, I'm from a very rural area and I have never seen traffic on Disney grounds anywhere near as heavy as at home.
If in order to have a good time it is necessary to sleep with a 5 foot mouse patrolling the hallways, who am it to judge you. But tell me that I cannot have a good time or that the hassles I have to deal with are any greater then yours, well that just is completely incorrect. You don't get into a park without paying for it, neither do I. That is where the fun is, not in the resorts. Every hotel off-site has a pool and a pool side bar, maid service, restaurants everywhere within walking distance for the most part and those that aren't do not require queuing up to catch a bus about an hour ahead of time, still waiting because it isn't a time reservation, it's just an as soon as we can get to you reservation, then again with the bus after. And for that you will pay $40.00 for a $15.00 steak or whatever. From the hotels on Route 192, I can be anywhere on site in less then 10 minutes, try that with your "convenient" bus.
I have stayed on-site once and found a few things not to my liking. First...the rooms are standard sized rooms that you find off-site for a quarter of the price. That is with the exception of the value resorts which are about the size of the closets in rooms off-site. The TV has very limited channels, mostly those affiliated with Disney in some way. The food in the food courts is awful and usually cold by the time you sit down not to mention so damned expensive it makes me quiver.
So I hope that you continue to feel that the only way to enjoy the place is by surrounding yourselves with plastic statures of Goofy or a Bowling Pin or a Yo-yo. Personally I will be relaxing in my hotel room while you are still waiting for a bus to get back to yours.