October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[trishy]

Holy Underwear!!!

 

[BeanoC]

Whoa, look at the funbags on that hose-hound.



Ok, I am off to sleepyland now. All this sillyness makes me weary.
I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates, who said,

"I drank WHAT"?


'Beano'

 

[trishy]

From the mouths of some of the wisest...or just plain funny:

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but
fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt


What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. - Mark
Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

 

[ophie]

"Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breastfeed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow."
-- Chris Rock

Here Ben... just for you...
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." -- W.C. Fields

 

[tarzanman]

Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.

 

[tarzanman]

The quote that was here in this post has been replaced with this message for the author.

Don't do it again!

 

[trishy]

Can't wait for Sue Ellen to read these posts!!!

 

[trishy]

Yeah, I didn't think that last one was going to last...

I do think we're being watched...

 

[tarzanman]

I think that that is it for me tonight! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! For entertaining me!

 

[tarzanman]

Good Night!

In case I don't see you later. Good afternoon. Good evening. And Good night.

 

[trishy]

Twas fun and funny - both at the same time. Thank you and goodnight.

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Are you sure you want to be a night club comic ?????

 

[tiggerandpooh]

"ya ever go to a driven movie fall asleep wake up the next mornin and your part of a flea market". i dont care that right there is funny.. git'er done

 

[Tenorsinging]

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!!!!!!!!!! I go out for one night.....and you guys think I am crazy...


"that sir is a DEAD PARROT!!, deceased, bereft of life.....it would fall over if you hadn't nailed it to the perch........"


You wacky kids!!!!!! Somebody please email me the quote that got erased.

Lynne

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Everyone. All together now!

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

the "dead parrot" is one of my favorites!

THANK YOU one and all for an evening of fine entertainment !! I shall try to fall asleep now with the chorus of "llama, llama, duck" ringing in my ears ...

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

(uh, tim, could ya' email me that post you got your hand slapped for? pleeeeeeese. inquiring minds gotta know)

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Thanks for the link Cheri , it was great to see everyone. By the way DH is Edd and I am Sharon but I won't care if you all call me Luckey I'm used to it.

3 weeks and 3 days of work .

Don't mind me if'n I cry at sail away they will be tears of JOY!
This vacation is 8 years commin.

 

[trishy]

*DING DING DING DING DING* That, my friends, is the sound of the closing bell. It is 12:11 am - Oct. 2 - the deadline for adding Trick or Treaters has come and gone. Sorry if you're lurking and missed it. We have to be fair to all that are making plans, ordering, packing, etc. for this most wonderful activity. For those that do not have children participating, but just want to take part in the DIS Halloween festivities, passing out goodies from their staterooms, please let me know so I can add you to the map. A few have inquired about doing this, but I would like a definite yes before I add your room to the map. Otherwise, you'd have a bunch of little goblins disturbing your...err...sleep, or whatever you may be doing in your room.

I checked the count a couple of times and I keep coming up with 42 kids total. 42 - that's the magic number.

Sharon - Thanks! I added your names. I really thought you just might be Luckey - it sounded cute anyway.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY THREAD!!! Thank you, Sharon, for starting us off.

Almost time for a Mickey Bar!!!

 

[Bo'sMom]

Congrats T&P for the division title. Looks like the Red Sox will have to do it the hard way again.

Okay. I just read another post from someone who just got back. The following quote scared the hell out of me.. "there was food everywhere". My diet is so screwed isn't it?

 

[Bo'sMom]

*DING DING DING DING DING* That, my friends, is the sound of the closing bell. It is 12:11 am - Oct. 2 - the deadline for adding Trick or Treaters has come and gone. Sorry if you're lurking and missed it. We have to be fair to all that are making plans, ordering, packing, etc. for this most wonderful activity. For those that do not have children participating, but just want to take part in the DIS Halloween festivities, passing out goodies from their staterooms, please let me know so I can add you to the map. A few have inquired about doing this, but I would like a definite yes before I add your room to the map. Otherwise, you'd have a bunch of little goblins disturbing your...err...sleep, or whatever you may be doing in your room.

I checked the count a couple of times and I keep coming up with 42 kids total. 42 - that's the magic number.

Sharon - Thanks! I added your names. I really thought you just might be Luckey - it sounded cute anyway. >>>>

Trish? Can you check to see if we are on the list. I thought I put Bo down, but I can't remember.

 

[tarzanman]

(uh, tim, could ya' email me that post you got your hand slapped for? pleeeeeeese. inquiring minds gotta know)

The quote that was there was pulled by me. After looking at it for a few minutes, I decided that it was probably over the line a bit. So, I retracted my own post and made it look like a moderator did it. I will send you the quote Cheri.