October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

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SueEllen said:
I certainly did not edit any posts for the jokes, but please remember to keep it clean (it is a family board.) ;)

Sue Ellen



I don't know Sue Ellen.....we know about your nekkid sailor pics now :rolleyes1



Hubby in bad mood. His puter sick :badpc: and he had to take it to the shop. Luckily got extended warranty, but might not be back for 6 weeks. Made him grumpy. :guilty:
 
Tenorsinging said:
Cheri, I think the piano is pretty much spoken for for hiding spots, we will have to be more creative....wink ;) wink ;) nudge nudge :magnify:

Saralinda is now on her 5th (6th?) change of clothes for the day. Anybody else goin thru this????

Lynne
Lynne, I have dibs on the top of the piano, but can't hide there.
And, yeah, Cassie changes her clothes everytime she goes upstairs - and she has an interesting fashion sense (ski gloves, black boots, and a pink mini-skirt :earseek: "what d'ya mean I can't wear this to school?")
 
Tenor, or Lynne, or whatever the heck your name is ;) -

Sorry to hear of so much loss for you in recent years.
Gotcha beat on attendance though. Let's see... in the last 8 years, I have attended... 834 funerals! And people wonder why I drink lots of beer. :p


FYI - the catering station is a pretty good place to hide, too - that's where we store all the beer and liquor. :rotfl:



'Beano' :cool:
 

Tenorsinging said:
I don't know Sue Ellen.....we know about your nekkid sailor pics now :rolleyes1

Ummm, can we keep that to ourselves? :bitelip: :wave:

Sue Ellen
 
ooooohhhhhhh, Tenor picking up on possible ways to get free drinks from Sue Ellen................ :drinking1


Tenor



p.s. Hope you know I am really kidding...not that kinda girl.
 
Hey everyone,

Wow, I am off the computer for a day and holy smoke there was about 10 pages.

Are we getting close or what....OMG....I am not even packed yet.... ;)

Hope you all had a great weekend.

Kim
 
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Tenor - I may not like the Cowboys, but I HATE the Raiders!!! :mad:

So I commiserate with you on that loss. :confused3


Ok what movie: "What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"

:teeth:





'Beano' :cool:
 
oh, for the love of Olivia Newton John, yet another clothes change.....Soccermom I feel your pain, you should see some of the contraptions she comes up with around here and then wants to get out of the house in.

Okay people how about this from the argument sketch (one of my faves) from little ole Monty Python: hint....M= man looking for argument H=hitter

M: Hello, I want to....(gets hit) .Ooooh!
H: no, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaaah. Try it again.
M: uuuwwwhh!!
H: Better, better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there
M: No.
H: Now...(hits him)
M: Waaaaaahhhh!!!!
H: Good, Good! That's it
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: What?
M: Stop hitting me!
H: Stop hitting you?
M: Yes!
H: Why did you come in here then?
M: I wanted to complain
H: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.


Le Tenor


Beano, no likey Raiders either, but let's face it, we had chances to win and blew it!! Also definate props on your profession, hope you know didn't mean no disrespect...it's just that it aint one of my favorite places to be, thought my mom's funeral was gonna kill me.
 
My favorite part of MP&tHG was this one...
Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well, how did you become King, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up, will you? Shut up! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
 
Tenor - understood. :) Right about now, it ain't one of MY fave places to be either! Beano tired. Might need a vacation soon.




'Beano' :cool:
 
BeanoC said:
Tenor - understood. :) Right about now, it ain't one of MY fave places to be either! Beano tired. Might need a vacation soon.




'Beano' :cool:


SWEEEEEETTTT, well Beano Sir, that sounds great any ideas where to go? :confused3
 
BeanoC said:
Tenor - understood. :) Right about now, it ain't one of MY fave places to be either! Beano tired. Might need a vacation soon.

'Beano' :cool:
Tenor-

"Always look on the bright side of life ..."

(I'm thinking this group is gonna get along right nice)

and Oophie, I think my favorite part of MP&tHG is ... the whole thing :teeth: .

No one gonna guess my "walk this way"? Pretty funny movie, black & white, main character is Froedrick ... it's not MP, but you could laugh yourself stupid watching it. Hmmm, me thinks that might be what happened here :rotfl2:
 
Cheri - Is that Young Frankenstein?? :)


BTW there, Soccermom, you didn't reply to my pm.


Any converts today?

Not a one. Nay nay nay. :rotfl2:



'Beano' :cool:
 
Soccermom-Cheri said:
Tenor-

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No one gonna guess my "walk this way"?



Is it Duck Soup with the Marx Brothers....if I walked that way I'd be arrested?

Beano: Is your line from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?????
 
Tenor - Nope!

Need a hint?? Mel Brooks...




'Beano' :cool:
 
BeanoC said:
Tenor - Nope!

Need a hint?? Mel Brooks...
Huh?? :confused3 Groundhog Day wasn't a Mel Brooks film... It was Harold Ramis.
 
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