Karen hope Ellis is feeling better. Honest you arent the only mum to do crazy stuff! It happens to the best of us.
I have to share a really really funny thing Elouise said over the weekend.
Her teacher is pregnant, so she was walking home Friday with her friend, and we heard them say, "you know Mrs Cox has a baby in her tummy." "Yer" says Elouise. " know how it got there......" said Shaun, ............ me and his mum listen with interest.... "She swallowed it"! he says with pride.
"No says Ellie, you have "speaical cuddles" to get a baby . My mum told me.
Topic changed to the Power Rangers and all was Ok, until bath time when she asked.
"How does the baby come out then ?" I'm blushing like mad !
"Well I say, taking a deep breath, Auntie Joanna, had Scarlett with an operation on her tummy. "
"Oh, so did I come out of your tummy too?"
Now at this point I should have said yes and left it, but I didnt have a C section, and dont like to fib to her.
So I though, pull yourself together Linda, just say it how it is, no big deal.
"No darling, I explain, we as girls have a ******. Boys have willys."
"Ok," she replies, and goes back to playing in the bath. Me now feeling very proud I was so mature.
no problem!
At school monday, she asked her teacher if she was going to have an operation to get her baby out, or was it coming out of "CHINA" !!!!!
The poor teacher laughed so much, I thought she might go into labour !
Thanks Abbey, I am now a proud owner of a ticket too !
Nancy, you are soooo funny! Your dog advert gave me a big giggle.

I have to share a really really funny thing Elouise said over the weekend.
Her teacher is pregnant, so she was walking home Friday with her friend, and we heard them say, "you know Mrs Cox has a baby in her tummy." "Yer" says Elouise. " know how it got there......" said Shaun, ............ me and his mum listen with interest.... "She swallowed it"! he says with pride.


"No says Ellie, you have "speaical cuddles" to get a baby . My mum told me.

Topic changed to the Power Rangers and all was Ok, until bath time when she asked.
"How does the baby come out then ?" I'm blushing like mad !
"Well I say, taking a deep breath, Auntie Joanna, had Scarlett with an operation on her tummy. "
"Oh, so did I come out of your tummy too?"
Now at this point I should have said yes and left it, but I didnt have a C section, and dont like to fib to her.
So I though, pull yourself together Linda, just say it how it is, no big deal.
"No darling, I explain, we as girls have a ******. Boys have willys."
"Ok," she replies, and goes back to playing in the bath. Me now feeling very proud I was so mature.

At school monday, she asked her teacher if she was going to have an operation to get her baby out, or was it coming out of "CHINA" !!!!!





The poor teacher laughed so much, I thought she might go into labour !
Thanks Abbey, I am now a proud owner of a ticket too !

Nancy, you are soooo funny! Your dog advert gave me a big giggle.