A married couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic work schedules, the husband decided to fly south on Friday, and his wife was to fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel and found there was a computer in the lobby for limited use by guests. He decided to send an email to his wife. However, he made a small typo in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, saw his mother on the floor, and then saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13
Subject: I have Arrived!
Dearest Love:
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones! I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
Hugs and kisses,
Me
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!