Picture it....Saturday Oct 20th
Since my Rozerem didn't kick in on Friday night, I'll be sound asleep, first in line at the port. My mouth will be wide open & drooling. I'm sure by now some "WiseGuyDISsers" have dropped chewed gum, stick and stones into my mouth by now as they run past me snickering and laughing all the way.
One of the nicer DISers will notice me and wake me up. (You know who you are).

My cell phone will be ringing with my family on the other end. "Mom!! where did you put my toothbrush?...Mom, do you have my passport?...Mom, is Topsiders really included in the price of the cruise?...Mom...are you nuts??...Um dear?...did you pack my underwear?
Now I'm no longer first in line but at least I'm not last. Chuck and Tony will be dropping off the others in a few minutes and of course they all forgot to wear their KK shirts. But never fear, I have all 6 lime green bracelets on my arm for them to be identified by. Because they let me sleep out here alone, and they strategically forgot to wear their KK shirts, I make them all wear a bracelet.
Wait!! Who is that running towards us? It's none other than my "Phat English Gent". He came back because he felt sorry for me laying on the side of the port. I'm thinking he wants to take me along to enjoy his concierge service, but no....he just wants his gum back.
Finally, we are up the escalator, and we have a number 3 boarding pass (3 extras to hand out to the "Nice" KK's). We found some seats that had a sign above it "Reserved for the Konked Kruisers"!!
It was truly nice to meet all of you!! Here comes Cass and Rob but without Kira. I'm looking a little behind them and I see Chuck holding Kira and they both have Mickey Bars. Where did they get those from? Mike and Robin are grinning from ear to ear as they snagged an amazing upgrade for free.
There is some Austrailian lady sitting amongst us, and she insists she's a KK, but we can't understand her and her shirt looks a little weird.
Look!! There's LindyLooHoo. What's that in her hand? Linda, I think BYOB means to bring it on the ship, not start it in the terminal. But what the heck, she earned it this year!!
My kids are mortified by now to see mom acting like some kind of a nut with all these people. "Um mom...what have you taught us about meeting people on the internet"? and "Why are you hugging that Jeff guy"...and "why does he have a calculator tied onto the end of his lanyard"?
They just called out boarding number 3. As I wave goodbye to the KK's who got there later, I hear a familiar voice in the background! "Hey Goose wait up"!! Now, where have I heard that voice before? I slowly turn (do this part in slow motion everyone) and ......IIIIIIII seeeeeee ruuuuuuuuning towaaaaaaaards meeeeeeeee, noooooooone otheeeeeeer thaaaaaaan Brennnnnnnnnda ad Jaaaaaaaaason wth sooooooome littttttttle guuuuuuuy naaaaaaaamed Plaaaaaankton!! (Did you get the effects of that one?)

Ha, ha fooled you Nancy. We are really going on this cruise with you all!!
Now picture this...Me Chuck Brenda and Jason skipping arm in arm like Dorothy and her friends on the Wizard of Oz onto the Magic!!