NRA OPPOSES SALE OF WHITE PANEL TRUCKS AND VANS
Gun Group Sees Showdown With Powerful White Truck And Van Lobby
Taking a bold stand in an ongoing national debate, the National Rifle Association today came out strongly against the unregulated sale of white panel trucks and vans.
Speaking at the groups headquarters, NRA spokesman Charles Coover said that it was time for the Federal government to act to halt the spread of white panel trucks and vans, which Mr. Coover called Public Menace Number One.
But even as the NRA takes this controversial stand on one of the most divisive issues of the day, it faces stiff opposition from the powerful white panel truck and van lobby, who opposes any limitation on the sale of white panel trucks and vans.
Specifically, the truck lobby rejects any attempt to clamp down on so-called white panel truck and van shows, in which customers may buy white panel trucks and vans without being subjected to background checks or waiting periods.
The right to buy white panel trucks and vans is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, said Gavin Holloway, who has been a white panel truck and van lobbyist for more than twenty years.
The NRA is attempting to punish law-abiding white panel truck and van owners, most of whom use their white panel trucks and vans for recreational purposes only, Mr. Holloway added.
Undaunted by such rhetoric, the NRA vows to bring their fight to Hollywood, where they intend to urge producers to stop glamorizing white panel trucks and vans in their movies and TV programs.
****Borowitz Reports***
Gun Group Sees Showdown With Powerful White Truck And Van Lobby
Taking a bold stand in an ongoing national debate, the National Rifle Association today came out strongly against the unregulated sale of white panel trucks and vans.
Speaking at the groups headquarters, NRA spokesman Charles Coover said that it was time for the Federal government to act to halt the spread of white panel trucks and vans, which Mr. Coover called Public Menace Number One.
But even as the NRA takes this controversial stand on one of the most divisive issues of the day, it faces stiff opposition from the powerful white panel truck and van lobby, who opposes any limitation on the sale of white panel trucks and vans.
Specifically, the truck lobby rejects any attempt to clamp down on so-called white panel truck and van shows, in which customers may buy white panel trucks and vans without being subjected to background checks or waiting periods.
The right to buy white panel trucks and vans is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, said Gavin Holloway, who has been a white panel truck and van lobbyist for more than twenty years.
The NRA is attempting to punish law-abiding white panel truck and van owners, most of whom use their white panel trucks and vans for recreational purposes only, Mr. Holloway added.
Undaunted by such rhetoric, the NRA vows to bring their fight to Hollywood, where they intend to urge producers to stop glamorizing white panel trucks and vans in their movies and TV programs.
****Borowitz Reports***
