Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

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Have you considered this?

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Perfect!!!
 
Okay I'm back. What a messed up afternoon I had. After picking up my cigs and beer, I peddled over to my kid's school to pick up two of them. Well, I started riding off with them and I fell off my bicycle. The two of them were sitting on my handle bars and wouldn't stop moving. They're crying like a couple of girls, so I start spanking them to get them to calm down. So, the school principal decides to butt her nose into my business and comes over and says I appear to be drunk. I tell her that I don't even have a license, so what's the difference(it was revoked - drunk driving, disorderly conduct, damage to public property; leaving the scene of an accident, vandalism). She tells me that I can't transport my kids on the bike's handle bars. She goes to find the school resource officer. When she goes, I try to get them balanced on the handle bars and hold my beer at the same time. It's causing too many problems, so I just leave the kids and take off with my beer. Well, I get back home and the wife is all like, "where's the kids?" I tell her what happened and how I had to get the beer home and refrigerated. So, she's balling me out. I decide just to go down to the local bar to get away from all the drama. Well, I just woke up on the sidewalk about twenty minutes ago in a puddle of my own urine. What a day! I'm not sure how, but somehow I walked about three miles from my trailer. I just found my way back and I'm home now.


Glad you made it home safe and sound. (BTW..Yall are so funny!)
 
Apparantelly I need to quit my job and Dis all day. I left this morning and was loved by all the people who love the Biggest Looser....

And I come back to find this story about this poor man and he experience at Disney. Although I don't believe in all of his parenting skills, they work for him and his family. What the staff at the hotel should have done was offered to move his family to a smoking room, maybe even upgraded him to a deluxe resort.

Wall-E1 I am sorry you were treated so poorly by the cast members at Disney, as well as the holier than though(sp) people here on the boards. How dare they think you would make up such a viscious story just to suck people into the drama. And if you happen to have a llama as a pet, so be it.

You my friend must live in the south. I can tell by the intelligence you speak. Them northerners don't know nothing from nothing.
 

Okay I'm back. What a messed up afternoon I had. After picking up my cigs and beer, I peddled over to my kid's school to pick up two of them. Well, I started riding off with them and I fell off my bicycle. The two of them were sitting on my handle bars and wouldn't stop moving. They're crying like a couple of girls, so I start spanking them to get them to calm down. So, the school principal decides to butt her nose into my business and comes over and says I appear to be drunk. I tell her that I don't even have a license, so what's the difference(it was revoked - drunk driving, disorderly conduct, damage to public property; leaving the scene of an accident, vandalism). She tells me that I can't transport my kids on the bike's handle bars. She goes to find the school resource officer. When she goes, I try to get them balanced on the handle bars and hold my beer at the same time. It's causing too many problems, so I just leave the kids and take off with my beer. Well, I get back home and the wife is all like, "where's the kids?" I tell her what happened and how I had to get the beer home and refrigerated. So, she's balling me out. I decide just to go down to the local bar to get away from all the drama. Well, I just woke up on the sidewalk about twenty minutes ago in a puddle of my own urine. What a day! I'm not sure how, but somehow I walked about three miles from my trailer. I just found my way back and I'm home now.

Oh goody! You can join the Walk to WDW thread with me!
 
Okay I'm back. What a messed up afternoon I had. After picking up my cigs and beer, I peddled over to my kid's school to pick up two of them. Well, I started riding off with them and I fell off my bicycle. The two of them were sitting on my handle bars and wouldn't stop moving. They're crying like a couple of girls, so I start spanking them to get them to calm down. So, the school principal decides to butt her nose into my business and comes over and says I appear to be drunk. I tell her that I don't even have a license, so what's the difference(it was revoked - drunk driving, disorderly conduct, damage to public property; leaving the scene of an accident, vandalism). She tells me that I can't transport my kids on the bike's handle bars. She goes to find the school resource officer. When she goes, I try to get them balanced on the handle bars and hold my beer at the same time. It's causing too many problems, so I just leave the kids and take off with my beer. Well, I get back home and the wife is all like, "where's the kids?" I tell her what happened and how I had to get the beer home and refrigerated. So, she's balling me out. I decide just to go down to the local bar to get away from all the drama. Well, I just woke up on the sidewalk about twenty minutes ago in a puddle of my own urine. What a day! I'm not sure how, but somehow I walked about three miles from my trailer. I just found my way back and I'm home now.

Whew--I'm glad you made it home safe! I hope you remembered your refillable mug :rolleyes1

What in tarnation is with the pornography on my thread? This type of behavior may be acceptable in New York, where deviants run rampant, but not here in my thread. That woman in the second picture almost looks like a man.

Hey--I resent that! The deviants don't run rampant here--they run amok! Or is it they run the city? Either way, I resent it!
 
How is the packing?

Well the other night I drank instead of packed. Tonight DF is doing my laundry so I can pack "tonight", yea like I am going to step away from the DIS long enough to pack. Though I could pack, then post, then pack then post
 
A Flounce? That sounds soooo exotic! You wouldn't be from Canadia by any chance, would you? :goodvibes

Me?? Eh no!!
A good bit further east than that

Well it is only obvious that you are not from the great nation of Canadia as is evidenced by your deplorable misuse of the word "eh?". For future reference, should you ever find the need to impersonate a Canadian, it is always used at the end of a sentence; much like it's American cousin "huh?", eh? ;)

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was raised a YOOPER and it is used at the end like.... "say ya to da UP EH?" :)
 
Well the other night I drank instead of packed. Tonight DF is doing my laundry so I can pack "tonight", yea like I am going to step away from the DIS long enough to pack. Though I could pack, then post, then pack then post

Do we get to see pictures of the haircut?
 
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