Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[~disneydiva~]

NOMNOMNOM!

oooh..I like this thread!

 

[LondonUnderground]

we have nomnomnoms every day - tune in for tomorrows installment this time tomorrow!

 

[PolyndianPrincessJes]

I read somewhere (I think Wikipedia) that you just have to post teen heart throbs to make it look like you've been paying attention when you really had to go to work...

P.S. The heart throb is in the middle...ignore the book ends.

 

[LondonUnderground]

who are they?! lol, but yes, that is the theory xD

 

[PolyndianPrincessJes]

who are they?! lol, but yes, that is the theory xD

OMG...bullet to the heart!!! It's Uncle Jesse, Zack and Slater!!! Swoon.

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[tink_lover]

Great

Did anybody find your pink sony powershot? Maybe they took it to Pop to take pictures of OP beating the Canadian kid.

 

[LondonUnderground]

Great

Did anybody find your pink sony powershot? Maybe they took it to Pop to take pictures of OP beating the Canadian kid.

probably

 

[WDWKOOK]

With the impending teen take-over of this thread, I feel it might be helpful to post this link:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

[PolyndianPrincessJes]

Great

Did anybody find your pink sony powershot? Maybe they took it to Pop to take pictures of OP beating the Canadian kid.

No. I'm pretty sure that person who posted that their trip was a gift, and they had sold their food stamps to pay for souvenirs said some nice family gave her a pink camera at the Poly. I'm not blaming or anything, but...

 

[LondonUnderground]

With the impending teen take-over of this thread, I feel it might be helpful to post this link:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

[Wall-E1]

Okay I'm back. What a messed up afternoon I had. After picking up my cigs and beer, I peddled over to my kid's school to pick up two of them. Well, I started riding off with them and I fell off my bicycle. The two of them were sitting on my handle bars and wouldn't stop moving. They're crying like a couple of girls, so I start spanking them to get them to calm down. So, the school principal decides to butt her nose into my business and comes over and says I appear to be drunk. I tell her that I don't even have a license, so what's the difference(it was revoked - drunk driving, disorderly conduct, damage to public property; leaving the scene of an accident, vandalism). She tells me that I can't transport my kids on the bike's handle bars. She goes to find the school resource officer. When she goes, I try to get them balanced on the handle bars and hold my beer at the same time. It's causing too many problems, so I just leave the kids and take off with my beer. Well, I get back home and the wife is all like, "where's the kids?" I tell her what happened and how I had to get the beer home and refrigerated. So, she's balling me out. I decide just to go down to the local bar to get away from all the drama. Well, I just woke up on the sidewalk about twenty minutes ago in a puddle of my own urine. What a day! I'm not sure how, but somehow I walked about three miles from my trailer. I just found my way back and I'm home now.

 

[Wall-E1]

No thanks. I'm done with this thread. Besides, I have to be responsible and take care of my house and clean so that when my niece comes over, she is safe. Unlike your house which is probably covered in cigarette butts and knives and pellet guns. Disturbing.

I'm sorry that we live in our trailer instead of treating it like a museum where everything has to be perfect. I only wish my home could be like yours - not!

 

[StitchfansJr]

I come back from school and I see a new thread.

 

[Wall-E1]

You forgot beer cans

Har har. So funny. Who is that guy in the picture with the bow tie? Pee Wee Herman?

 

[LondonUnderground]

Okay I'm back. What a messed up afternoon I had. After picking up my cigs and beer, I peddled over to my kid's school to pick up two of them. Well, I started riding off with them and I fell off my bicycle. The two of them were sitting on my handle bars and wouldn't stop moving. They're crying like a couple of girls, so I start spanking them to get them to calm down. So, the school principal decides to butt her nose into my business and comes over and says I appear to be drunk. I tell her that I don't even have a license, so what's the difference(it was revoked - drunk driving, disorderly conduct, damage to public property; leaving the scene of an accident, vandalism). She tells me that I can't transport my kids on the bike's handle bars. She goes to find the school resource officer. When she goes, I try to get them balanced on the handle bars and hold my beer at the same time. It's causing too many problems, so I just leave the kids and take off with my beer. Well, I get back home and the wife is all like, "where's the kids?" I tell her what happened and how I had to get the beer home and refrigerated. So, she's balling me out. I decide just to go down to the local bar to get away from all the drama. Well, I just woke up on the sidewalk about twenty minutes ago in a puddle of my own urine. What a day! I'm not sure how, but somehow I walked about three miles from my trailer. I just found my way back and I'm home now.

 

[locolala]

 

[Wall-E1]

I give Wall-E credit for his good manners. He DID put out his cigarette before giving Jeb what for. He didn't want to blow his smoke in anyone else's face. He also said he was sorry for beating that kid. And he even went and put the doughnuts back. I think ya'll are being waaay to hard on him. What should he have done? Just let his kid steal? How was he supposed to now it wasn't his kid? Not too many Billy Ray haircuts at WDW,KWIM?

ANyway, I think you did the right thing Wall-E. Got to keep them kids straight. How come you didn't just bring along your Bolo paddle for whoppings? My Daddy took his everywhere.

There you go. You done understand me. A little beating gives kids values. It's for their own good. That Pebbles doesn't know what she's talking about. Probably sends her kids to one of them preppy school in some big city over there in Wisconsin.

 

[WDWKOOK]

Have you considered this?

 

[Wall-E1]

Wall - E, have I told you lately that I love you???

Well then! We should meet up some time. Maybe on my "bowling" night. I could get us one of them fancy suites at the Super 8. I'll bring a box of wine and pork rinds and we can see where the night takes us.