Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[My sister's princess]

....you.
made.
that.
up...

it is the Lasell/Nazario episode, I could not have planned that better

 

[ksumn1]

I vote we put a barbed wire fence across the Mason-Dixon Line. Just to make sure y'all stay put.

No, No, No. It ain't meant to keep us IN, it's meant to keep ya'll OUT!!
Ya'll come to our little corner of the country and get mad cause you just don't understand our ways. And you think WE talk funny? I swear, sometimes I feel like I need an interpreter to understand what ya'll are saying when you come to our park. Yes, ours. Florida is in the South. Course it's not as true south as say, Alabama but we claim it all the same. And just to shed a little more light on what ya'll don't understand...Everybody knows that Pluto is a DAWG...and Yes, Minnie & Mickey ARE related. Ain't nothing wrong with being kissing cousins. It's not like their brother and sister, people. Quit lying to them kids.: And it's SWEET tea, people. Tea ain't worth drinking without a cup of sugar in it. And you think WE'RE the uneducated ones.

It's not like WDW is the ONLY place in the world. Why don't ya'll just go somewhere else that's not in the South. Maybe Alaska. I heard it's real purty there. If all ya'll Yankees would stay at home,we could really let loose. Of course, we try to be on our best bahavior whe we have guests, but it is hard.

I give Wall-E credit for his good manners. He DID put out his cigarette before giving Jeb what for. He didn't want to blow his smoke in anyone else's face. He also said he was sorry for beating that kid. And he even went and put the doughnuts back. I think ya'll are being waaay to hard on him. What should he have done? Just let his kid steal? How was he supposed to now it wasn't his kid? Not too many Billy Ray haircuts at WDW,KWIM?

Now, if this had happened in Panama City Beach, he'd have been wrong. Cause there are alot of mullet head kids running around down there. And you Yankees don't go google Panama City Beach. Lord, the last thing place we want ya'll to show up is there.

Just think about all them pasty white legs laying out on the beach gives me the heebie-jeebies.

ANyway, I think you did the right thing Wall-E. Got to keep them kids straight. How come you didn't just bring along your Bolo paddle for whoppings? My Daddy took his everywhere.

 

[PaulaSB12]

...wow, the British education system has vastly improved...

wot makes yous tink that?

 

[surfergirl602]

So because he was Canadian it made it excusable? I'm sorry, but that's pretty awful. I hope the authorities were called and you were arrested. That would have been the least of your worries if you had "accidently" beat my child!

And to allow your daughter to smoke while she's pregnant?? You've got to be kidding me. She's underage and you should be a big enough parent to tell her that shes living under your roof, she needs to stop. Aren't you worried about your grandchild being born with complications??? Look at that Duggar lady, she didn't do anything bad and her little baby was born premature...with that said, if your daughter drank until 6 months being preggo and still smokes....I'm speechless. Why wouldn't you care more????

This is pretty upsetting. I don't think that anything I say will get through to you. I think you and your family need some counseling.

Wall - E, have I told you lately that I love you???

Watch out, the parent police have been called. Better have that shotgun loaded and at the ready. They work better 'round these parts when you saw them in half! At least, that's what my mother in law tells me....

 

[Luv2Scrap]

No, No, No. It ain't meant to keep us IN, it's meant to keep ya'll OUT!!
Ya'll come to our little corner of the country and get mad cause you just don't understand our ways. And you think WE talk funny? I swear, sometimes I feel like I need an interpreter to understand what ya'll are saying when you come to our park. Yes, ours. Florida is in the South. Course it's not as true south as say, Alabama but we claim it all the same. And just to shed a little more light on what ya'll don't understand...Everybody knows that Pluto is a DAWG...and Yes, Minnie & Mickey ARE related. Ain't nothing wrong with being kissing cousins. It's not like their brother and sister, people. Quit lying to them kids.: And it's SWEET tea, people. Tea ain't worth drinking without a cup of sugar in it. And you think WE'RE the uneducated ones.

It's not like WDW is the ONLY place in the world. Why don't ya'll just go somewhere else that's not in the South. Maybe Alaska. I heard it's real purty there. If all ya'll Yankees would stay at home,we could really let loose. Of course, we try to be on our best bahavior whe we have guests, but it is hard.

I give Wall-E credit for his good manners. He DID put out his cigarette before giving Jeb what for. He didn't want to blow his smoke in anyone else's face. He also said he was sorry for beating that kid. And he even went and put the doughnuts back. I think ya'll are being waaay to hard on him. What should he have done? Just let his kid steal? How was he supposed to now it wasn't his kid? Not too many Billy Ray haircuts at WDW,KWIM?

Now, if this had happened in Panama City Beach, he'd have been wrong. Cause there are alot of mullet head kids running around down there. And you Yankees don't go google Panama City Beach. Lord, the last thing place we want ya'll to show up is there.

Just think about all them pasty white legs laying out on the beach gives me the heebie-jeebies.

ANyway, I think you did the right thing Wall-E. Got to keep them kids straight. How come you didn't just bring along your Bolo paddle for whoppings? My Daddy took his everywhere.

You're not the boss of me! *runs off to Google Panama City Beach*

 

[tink_lover]

Yep, and I think that's the one that the thread title changes constantly.

They are very immature on that thread.

Where is this very immature thread you speak of? I went to post on it and it's locked. and Badger - you got the last word!!!

Did we win?

Oh, hello to the new gophers!

 

[autumnpalm]

I WANT OUR OLD THREAD BACK.

*stomps off*

Wait, this should make it a bit better:

 

[FergieTCat]

I WANT OUR OLD THREAD BACK.

*stomps off*

Wait, this should make it a bit better:

You don't *stomp off*. You fling your boa over your shoulder and flounce.

Oprah does make life better, doesn't she? Now if she'd only buy me a new car.

 

[RUDisney]

You don't *stomp off*. You fling your boa over your shoulder and flounce.

Oprah does make life better, doesn't she? Now if she'd only buy me a new car.

Now I understand what flounce means!

 

[dizneygib]

 

[bumbershoot]

It's like having Andy Kaufman on the DIS.

A+ response!!

A+++++++++!

 

[Sgt Mickey]

If it wasn't for the last 9 pages I would of actually had to work

 

[My sister's princess]

I WANT OUR OLD THREAD BACK.

*stomps off*

Wait, this should make it a bit better:

Feels much more like home now

 

[kimmar067]

A+++++++++!

 

[dbogen]

Apparantelly I need to quit my job and Dis all day. I left this morning and was loved by all the people who love the Biggest Looser....

And I come back to find this story about this poor man and he experience at Disney. Although I don't believe in all of his parenting skills, they work for him and his family. What the staff at the hotel should have done was offered to move his family to a smoking room, maybe even upgraded him to a deluxe resort.

Wall-E1 I am sorry you were treated so poorly by the cast members at Disney, as well as the holier than though(sp) people here on the boards. How dare they think you would make up such a viscious story just to suck people into the drama. And if you happen to have a llama as a pet, so be it.

 

[LondonUnderground]

hello, fellow friends! i have made it over ;D

i love to bring in this baby!

 

[Piglets Mommy]

Thanks for all the laughs! I can't believe the other thread got closed. I couldn't keep up over there cause work kept getting in the way

 

[tink_lover]

IT'S 3 O'CLOCK - WHERE ARE THE NOMNOMNOMS??!!

You all know I don't know how to paste pictures, otherwise I would post some.

 

[LondonUnderground]

NOMNOMNOM!

 

[LondonUnderground]

nomnomnoms for all! (only ladies though xD we need LE to do mens )