ohmygosh, i just found a list of words 'essex' people use...
INIT- Isn't it.
EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty."
EJOG - A small, spiky animal (hedgehog).
FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I ad it off wiv fingy last night."
FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
ALRITE DARLING - Hello miss
LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal. *leather*
MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park. *marble arch*
PACIFIC - Specific.
ROOFLESS - Without compassion. *ruthless*
SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved. *sorted*
WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."
WELFIE- Rich. *wealthy*
SAFF - South.
FARRRRRRK OOUFF - Go away!
GAF- House
WEBBATS - Querying the location. *whereabouts*
CORT A PANDA - A rather large hamburger *quarter pounder*
AWSS- Horse
BRANNA - 'Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?' *browner*



except i went to prep/private/independant school, so i dont talk like that xD