OK, now that I've done exactly what I didn't want to do and alienated my virtual friends by showing them what Goody 2 Shoes I can be, let's see if I can revert to some nothingness.
Hubby called me yesterady afternoon to tell me that my replacemnt toy had arrived. As I suspected, however, they did not supply a new blade as they said they would. Call to company went something like this:
Me - You didn't send the new bnlad
Them - No, it didn't make it to the box
Me - WHen will I get it. It's kind of useless right now
Them - I don't know. Tomorrow?
Me - You better hope so or you won't want to talk to me tomorrow
Them - OK, I won't answer the phone
Me - Grumble, grumble, very disappointed in you , grumble grumble, hang up
The surprising thing is that I left my desk and got a voice mail from them. Note to self: They have caller ID, so I may want to try the cell phone next time if I want them to answer.
Them -Well, I don't understand why your blade's bad. Maybe you've got it installed wrong. Call back and I'll walk you through it.
Well, I knew she didn't believe that I bneeded a new blade when I first told her, but she would not let me explain why. However, she is trying to help and she did call back a rather grumpy person to see if she could make it so I could use it. So, I call:
Them - I don't understand why your blade doesn't work
Me - Well, when teh roller that hold the paper down did not work, the paper shot all over. The blade was not always on paper. Your info said that was bad. The cutting strip under it was pretty destroyed so I'm assuming the bladeis destroyed.
Them - Oh, I didn't know that
*No, you did not give em a chance to tell you that*
Me - Plus, I got one cut out of it and even after the roller was fixed, it did not cut right. We tried every combination adn setup we could find.
Them - Well, what did the blade do?
I explained
Them - Oh, your blade broke.
No Kidding! That's what I told you Friday! Arghhhh!
Them - You'll have ot wait for the new blade/. We've been really busy, so it just got missed.
What do you want to bet it was never sent and the ship date will be yesterday? I knnew she didn't believe me, even when she said she replace it.
We had 2 engineers working on the thing and, even though it did not come with the manual, it's not that hard to figure out. I am anxiously awaiting hubby's report today, though. He's taking the blade to work to put it under the scope and confirm that it really is broken. Yes, we are geeks.
On the "bright side," my dinner went late and I did not have time to play with it. Plus I missed my run, althugh dh was waiting for me. SO, he had a late run by himself. I'm feeling kind of bad. I really could not help it,. though. Why i slife so complicated?
Are we sufficiently "nothing'd" by my ramblings?
Heading to closet. Anyone mind if I keep the lights off? My head hurts. Got any more of those jumbo aspirin Mar'?