Not tonight Honey, I have to be at closing...

surfcruiser

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Okay, so I have read and pondered several posts today by people who are afflicted with a disease that could be titled (among other things) VMK-aholism -- or whatever play on words you prefer to describe the inevitable outcome of another brilliant marketing ploy from the greatest money gathering entertainment corporation in the history of the known universe.

Then I have to face the reality that many of us do when we look in the mirror everyday and say "yup, that's me, a total and complete Disney nut."

So, the masterminds of Disney have built something that the Corporate Judges have deemed as one the "best marketing efforts ever" when they that are them created the Virtual Magic Kingdom.

And we, drawn to the siren's song, longing to be in the Real MK, end up in a place everyday where we can be with and talk to other people who are just as much of a Mickey Ear crazed, Disneyana hunting, Jungle Book memorizing, trip planning compulsive, and Walt loving Disney-tech-geek as you are.

No wonder! We like our friends. And we like people who are like us... unfortunately, my co-workers, my church people, my biker friends, even my family members, all lovingly tolerate their Disney loving friend/husband/dad when I sit for hours deciding the best exact time to schedule a dinner at the Rose and Crown to catch the after dinner show on the water without having to run up a $500 bar tab while waiting.

And yet they (your real life people) never quite get it. I don't say that to be condescending, it just illustrates a difference in people types: those who are bitten by the Disney bug, and those who are not.

So tonight we gather, once again, in a virtual world where our imaginations can take us away to a place where everybody understands our speak and our disease, and as much as we want to say "I can quit anytime," our Walt-inspired morals keep us from being able to lie to ourselves without some guilt.

:)

I just thought I would ramble a bit... hope you've enjoyed it.
 
But Crooze....... :rolleyes1

This is so much cheaper !!!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
Alyce :crazy:
 
Boy do I feel the connection here. My sentiments exactly!! People either get it or not. Im so glad I get it!!

Barb
 

-hands surfcruiser a double of seawater and board to go surfing-
 
surferrat said:
-hands surfcruiser a double of seawater and board to go surfing-


psst surf, dont ask him to do that.

That would require actually going.....OUTSIDE!

:rotfl2:
 
Applause, clap, whistle...Preach on brother Cruiser (we even think alike).
 
OMG, this is so true! I could not have said it any better myself. I adore my real life friends and family, but it is almost as if you can see their attention lagging as you discuss ADR and how you just have to go to that one character meal, or worse - see them looking at you like you are just one step away from needing counseling because you tell them how much you miss being at the parks and how two times a year just isn't enough, so you have to play this game to get your Disney fix. :rotfl: Fortunately, my husband went willingly to WDW for our honeymoon and became hooked as well. Thank goodness! We have both been bitten by that bug! :teeth: And thank goodness for my dis/vmk friends!
 
ok so here are the bad things that can happen that goes back to my "You now you are addicted to VMK" thread....

Boss: Hey surferrat you going to get those evaluations done?
Surferrat: After I am done nedding :rotfl2:

DD: Dad..you going to take me to swim practice?
Surferrat..Can it wait till I do my credit run?

Surferrat's drinking buddies:Dude you going out to the bar with us tonight...
Surferrat: Guys...I am at the bar What the heck do you think the Surf Spot is...

Surferrat's sister: Um....my tire is flat can you come help me fix it..
Surferrat.... :Let me find my teleportation pin....(Sis starts calling the hospital at this point...

Surferrat's bill collectors: Umm are you going to pay your electic bill?
Surferrat...WHAT?!?!?!?! NO?!!?!?! I have to log on VMK....!!!!...WAIT YES..I WILL PAY My BILL....WAIT..BOSS PUT ME ON LEAVE BECAUSE I TOLD HER I WAS NEDDING!!

-So power goes out...-
Surferrat: Walks next door...can I borrow your internet?
 
Boss: Hey surferrat you going to get those evaluations done?
Surferrat: After I am done nedding

DD: Dad..you going to take me to swim practice?
Surferrat..Can it wait till I do my credit run?

Surferrat's drinking buddies:Dude you going out to the bar with us tonight...
Surferrat: Guys...I am at the bar What the heck do you think the Surf Spot is...

Surferrat's sister: Um....my tire is flat can you come help me fix it..
Surferrat.... :Let me find my teleportation pin....(Sis starts calling the hospital at this point...

Surferrat's bill collectors: Umm are you going to pay your electic bill?
Surferrat...WHAT?!?!?!?! NO?!!?!?! I have to log on VMK....!!!!...WAIT YES..I WILL PAY My BILL....WAIT..BOSS PUT ME ON LEAVE BECAUSE I TOLD HER I WAS NEDDING!!

-So power goes out...-
Surferrat: Walks next door...can I borrow your internet?
?


:earseek: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :earseek:
 
Never, even once, have I said "I can quit anytime". I know better.
:rolleyes1
Funny stuff in this thread
 
What a funny thread this is.....and happily hits close to home!
The only difference for me is that I have way more Disney loving friends then non Disney loving....so they assist me with my Disney addiction!
Thanks for the laughs...
 
surferrat said:
-hands surfcruiser a double of seawater and board to go surfing-

Thanks Surf. -sincere-way-to-help-a-brother-out-look-

But... uh... where's the wave?
 
NJ Mike said:
psst surf, dont ask him to do that.

That would require actually going.....OUTSIDE!

:rotfl2:

- confused look -

What exactly is this thing you speak of, this 'outside' ... ?
 
surfcruiser said:
- confused look -

What exactly is this thing you speak of, this 'outside' ... ?


I think this would be when you aren't in Guest Rooms. Places like Central Plaza and Town Square.
 
JeanJoe said:
I think this would be when you aren't in Guest Rooms. Places like Central Plaza and Town Square.
But what about the tea-party room?its outside.I would never go outside in real life!
 
lovethattink said:
Lol. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!

Surfcruiser and Surferrat, I agree with luvthattink, you have no idea how much I needed these laughs today! Thanks! :)
 





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