Nobody expects......

[rhanditresmom]

.....the Spanish Inquisition!!!!





just popped into my head and felt like i needed to share. anyone want to continue?

 

[crimsonflaginspire]

what is that

 

[o'malleyalleycat]

Its..........................MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps 'twould be easier to ask to name and/or discuss your favorite
MP skit or sketch, as it were , RIGHT. GOOD. CARRY ON THEN.


But don't get too silly, or risk the complete shutting down of the thread.
RIGHT.GOOD. CARRY ON THEN.

 

[crimsonflaginspire]

i love monty python and the holy grail

 

[Mugg Mann]

Hello, my name's smoketoomuch. Mr. Smoketoomuch....

 

[DVCLiz]

My favorite from the movie -

"Someday, my son, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains?"

Also -

"Bring out your dead!"

 

[cstraub]

“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

 

[rhanditresmom]

....our chief weapon is surprise!...

surprise and fear! Fear and surprise....our two weapons are fear and surprise....

 

[cstraub]

“'Tis but a scratch'
'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'
'No, it isn't.'”

 

[rhanditresmom]

"Have you got anything without Spam?"

"Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it."

 

[MomofKatie]

"Have you got anything without Spam?"

"Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it."

"Spam, Spam, Spam Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Wonderful Spam! Lover-ly Spam!"

 

[MomofKatie]

From "The MEaning of Life":
Waiter: After dinner mint?
Mr. Creosote: I can't eat another bite.
Waiter: Oh, come on- they're wafer thin!
Mr. Creosote: Well...alright then.
And then he explodes.

 

[rhanditresmom]

This is an EX-PARROTT!!!!

 

[Cyndiu]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

 

[SunFloridaDisney]

Blessed are the Cheesemakers?!!? Does he mean the whole dairy industry in general??

......

Blessed are the Greek? Why are they blessed? Oh, the meek.

 

[cstraub]

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

 

[TheRatPack]

Did anyone see the Drew Carey show where they did the skit of MP in the street, they were all dressed up like the characters....it was funny.

 

[cstraub]

I wish I would have seen that. I'm a huge Drew Carey fan. Maybe I can find it on DVD or something.

 

[Poohnatic]

Bring out (dramatic music) THE COMFY CHAIR!

The comfy chair?

 

[TDC Nala]

It is thoroughly pathetic that this is from memory.

Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise, our TWO chief weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...our THREE chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, our FOUR....I'll come in again.

(They leave and come in again)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such things as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms, OH DAMN! Cardinal, I can't say it, you'll have to say it.

What?

You'll have to say the bit about "our chief weapons are."

Oh, but I couldn't....

(he is shoved out of the room and they come back in again.)

Um...nobody...er...

Expects.

Expects, the Spanish...um...

Inquisition.

Inquisition, right...uh, in fact, those who do...

Our chief weapons are...

Oh yes, our chief weapons are....um...

Surprise.

Uh, surprise, and...

Stop! Stop right there! Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, blah blah blah blah.