Nobody expects......
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rhanditresmom
<font color=red>Apparantly I play for the Washingt
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TDC Nala said:
Ah, yes....a true fan!
"Confess! Confess! Confess!!!"
"It doesn't seem to be hurting her, my lord."
"Have you got all the stuffing up up one end?"
"Yes, lord."
"Hmf...She's made of harder stuff. Cardinal Fang, bring out the COMFY CHAIR!"
TDC Nala
1937, what a year that was
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Oh good. I can post some of my favorite Flying Circus lines now. I watched some of these not too long ago.
"Well. I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off."
"I just spent four hours burying the cat."
"Four hours to bury a cat?"
"Yes, it wouldn't keep still."
"Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of not being seen...not to stand up."
"It's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 it will soon be six and a half minutes past nine."
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and to make things generally irritating."
"The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen."
"Well. I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off."
"I just spent four hours burying the cat."
"Four hours to bury a cat?"
"Yes, it wouldn't keep still."
"Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of not being seen...not to stand up."
"It's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 it will soon be six and a half minutes past nine."
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and to make things generally irritating."
"The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen."
Tink's Pixieduster
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Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:
No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum.
No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum.
TDC Nala
1937, what a year that was
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And if that's not enough, you can look them up:
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm
Here's some I had to look up:
Colonel Come in, what do you want?
Private Watkins enters and salutes.
Watkins I'd like to leave the army please, sir.
Colonel Good heavens man, why?
Watkins It's dangerous.
Colonel What?
Watkins There are people with guns out there, sir.
Colonel What?
Watkins Real guns, sir. Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir. They've all got 'em. All of 'em, sir. And some of 'em have got tanks.
Colonel Watkins, they are on our side.
Watkins And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.
Colonel Watkins, you've only been in the army a day.
Watkins I know sir but people get killed, properly dead, sir, no barley cross fingers, sir. A bloke was telling me, if you're in the army and there's a war you have to go and fight.
Colonel That's true.
Watkins Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt.
Colonel Watkins why did you join the army?
Watkins For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir. And not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing.
Colonel Watkins are you a pacifist?
Watkins No sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward.
Colonel That's a very silly line. Sit down.
Interviewer Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight Mr Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people...Mr Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Polevaulter I don't!
Interviewer You told me that you did.
Polevaulter I most certainly did not!
Interviewer Oh. I see. I'll start again.
Polevaulter No you won't!
Interviewer Ssh! Mr Polevaulter I understand you don't contradict people.
Polevaulter Yes I do!
Interviewer And when didn't you start contradicting people?
Polevaulter Well I did, in 1952.
Interviewer 1952?
Polevaulter 1947.
Interviewer Twenty-three years ago.
Polevaulter No!
http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.htm
Here's some I had to look up:
Colonel Come in, what do you want?
Private Watkins enters and salutes.
Watkins I'd like to leave the army please, sir.
Colonel Good heavens man, why?
Watkins It's dangerous.
Colonel What?
Watkins There are people with guns out there, sir.
Colonel What?
Watkins Real guns, sir. Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir. They've all got 'em. All of 'em, sir. And some of 'em have got tanks.
Colonel Watkins, they are on our side.
Watkins And grenades, sir. And machine guns, sir. So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.
Colonel Watkins, you've only been in the army a day.
Watkins I know sir but people get killed, properly dead, sir, no barley cross fingers, sir. A bloke was telling me, if you're in the army and there's a war you have to go and fight.
Colonel That's true.
Watkins Well I mean, blimey, I mean if it was a big war somebody could be hurt.
Colonel Watkins why did you join the army?
Watkins For the water-skiing and for the travel, sir. And not for the killing, sir. I asked them to put it on my form, sir - no killing.
Colonel Watkins are you a pacifist?
Watkins No sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward.
Colonel That's a very silly line. Sit down.
Interviewer Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight Mr Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people...Mr Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Polevaulter I don't!
Interviewer You told me that you did.
Polevaulter I most certainly did not!
Interviewer Oh. I see. I'll start again.
Polevaulter No you won't!
Interviewer Ssh! Mr Polevaulter I understand you don't contradict people.
Polevaulter Yes I do!
Interviewer And when didn't you start contradicting people?
Polevaulter Well I did, in 1952.
Interviewer 1952?
Polevaulter 1947.
Interviewer Twenty-three years ago.
Polevaulter No!
pogopossum
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do you in fact have any cheese at all, remembering that if you answer no i shall shoot you through the head?
do you in fact have any cheese at all, remembering that if you answer no i shall shoot you through the head?
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