News about the Magic Kingdom

[Stan The News Man]

Good morning everyone and welcome to the morning edition of the Walt Disney World Underground News service!

Today we shall focus on the Magic Kingdom. Here is what my sources have gathered for me.


In probably the most upsetting of all news, the infamous statue of Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney holding hands together, named "friends forever" will be replaced. The decision at hand is either a statue of Michael Eisner grinning quite stunningly while holding a big stack of 100 dollar bills in his hand, OR, a statue of tigger grabbing a womans behind.


Next on the agenda is addressing the famous Cinderella's Castle. RUmor has it that it shall be painted white with orange spots. When asked why, Imagineers said "We just think it would look cool!"

Rumors of a different sort seem to be shocking quite a few castmembers. The word is that all the princesses will undergo a clothing change... Out go the long flowing dresses and in come the mini skirts, belly showing shirts & high heels. When asked why, a certain costumer said "Those dresses are SOOOOOO 16th century! It's time to move up baby!"



Thanks for tuning in. See you tomorrow on the Walt Disney World Underground News service. This is Stan Signing off.

 

[dianeschlicht]

LOL!

 

[JESW]

Next you'll be telling us that the birthday cake castle will be back.....

Jill

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

Can't wait to have my photo taken with the Michael statue!

 

[Jolie C]

Oooh, do we get to vote? I vote for Tigger grabbing a woman's behind! It just sounds so classy!

 

[clueless adventurer]

Originally posted by Stan The News Man

Rumors of a different sort seem to be shocking quite a few castmembers. The word is that all the princesses will undergo a clothing change... Out go the long flowing dresses and in come the mini skirts, belly showing shirts & high heels. When asked why, a certain costumer said "Those dresses are SOOOOOO 16th century! It's time to move up baby!"

It's high time too!

Thanks for the update, Standley!

 

[Cinderellafifi]

LOL! I can't wait for the next update!

 

[Minniespal]

 

[gina2000]

Is this any way to run an amusement park????


YOU BET IT IS!!!!!

 

[grinningghost]

Yes, and I heard that they're going to move the Michael statue to the Frontierland Shootin' Gallery and for a small fee, you can try your hand at blowing him away.

 

[LADYnTRAMP]

GrinngingGhost......now that's the best idea I've heard in a long time. Can we get up a petition?!?

 

[zurgswife]

Originally posted by grinningghost
Yes, and I heard that they're going to move the Michael statue to the Frontierland Shootin' Gallery and for a small fee, you can try your hand at blowing him away.

I haven't spent money on the shooting gallery in about 20 years...but I'd spend a bundle to shoot at a Michael statue...

 

[PrincessMelissa]

Originally posted by Stan The News Man


Rumors of a different sort seem to be shocking quite a few castmembers. The word is that all the princesses will undergo a clothing change... Out go the long flowing dresses and in come the mini skirts, belly showing shirts & high heels. When asked why, a certain costumer said "Those dresses are SOOOOOO 16th century! It's time to move up baby!"

Uh oh! I better make sure I do my stomach crunches that day!