New VMK Business

[TLinden16]

Are your clothes dirty? Do you need to rid them of all those boogies being passed around on VMK? Then come to the DIS Dry Cleaner. It will be opened tonight at 7:00 p.m. eastern.

Thank you to PrincessLynda for putting the idea in my head

Hope to see ya there!

Jellyrolls

 

[Disneyfan_77]

I'll definitely be there! I still have some boogies on my clothes from when we were playing giants!

 

[TLinden16]

Giants woot woot

 

[NJ Mike]

Paid a visit last night. My whites have never been whiter, and my colors have never been brighter.

Oh and then jelly promptly boogied me on my way out of the room.

Oh and be sure to ask jelly to see the pic of the severed head. freaky man...freaky lol.

 

[Tishke]

Let me add to the satisfied customers list. After being puked on last night (I knew PrincessLynda spinning Jelly in that chair was a BAD idea), I needed to get my cute clothes cleaned up. They came out sparkling and smelling of pixie dust. Thanks Jelly!!

 

[TLinden16]

Can't have a successful business if I don't do what I can to build it

Jellyrolls

 

[Disneyfreak92]

Well, I am just glad that there is now a place to clean my clothes. I just got some new clothes last night, and they were promptly boogied. The cleaners is great! Good as new now! And so fast. Jelly seems to have quite the little racket going.

And as for the spinning of Jellyrolls, well, it is actually kinda fun for me too. And since I am the one doing the spinning, I never seem to get throw up on me. I just have to have my saucer chairs cleaned. Sorry Tishke. I didn't know you would be a target.

 

[TLinden16]

You know it's funny because I (Karen) have an iron stomach--I can go on any ride without getting sick. But poor little Jellyrolls throws up when Princess Lynda spins here.

Note to self: Put space chair in the dry cleaner so that I can spin Jellyrolls, and throw up on people to increase business.

 

[NoelSNOW]

O my, I'm not sure I belong in this crowd - that's a hard way to build a cutomer base.

Doesn't your nose hurt after a while. I know a great surgeon, he could take care of that for you. I bet it's the cleaning fluid that causes all those boogies you share so freely. I use to work for International Fabricare Association. They specialize in problems with cleaning fluids. I could set you up with an appointment.

I'm here to help!

Have a boogie free day.

 

[Tishke]

Hmm...you know Jelly, I have been wondering.....do you spread those boogies with a manicured finger? I mean, it must be such hard work for those little nail people to get those things clean

 

[LoriR]

I was so happy to find this new VMK service!

Jellyrolls has left most of my clothing in desparate need of cleaning. Now I can get them out of storage and clean them instead of always having to shop for new clothes.

Wait! What a racket she has going here! She passes all the boogies, throws up on people, and last night I hear she went whee whee in PrincessLynda's flying saucer.

 

[lab_girl]

A Little Bit of Dry Cleaning Humor...

Sign Seen In a Dry Cleaner's Window:
"Drop your pants here."

 

[TLinden16]

It's a monopoly, I tell ya! You get people dirty so they have to use your service. What can I say. It's brilliant

Oh, and I'll also let you know that I have a special patented formula to get out bacon grease stains, so if you've had the bacon, you may want to come see me.

Jellyrolls

 

[TLinden16]

Sign Seen In a Dry Cleaner's Window:
"Drop your pants here."

Hmm. I wonder if title my picture that?

 

[TLinden16]

Don't forget to come get rid of the boogies.

 

[iluvcountry]

I am perfectly clean... Don't come after me!

 

[TLinden16]

Come get your clothes clean.

 

[Major.Nelson]

Ha! I bet a good ole fashion goat would clean your clothes just as good as those fancey new machines! give me a goat anyday! and i bet their a lot faster than your infurnel Contraptions! sure theres the ocasional hole in your shirt and the ocasional shirt being gone but them goats would eat anything! even tough ground in stains! and they make great Bread Decrusters too Based On Expert timing! That Goat was fast as lighting! At first it was kinda frighting.[ just imagine a goat eating all the bread crust in sight scary. ] and and for delicates i suggest cows. warning if u are putting clothes in the machines [ Warning! dont stand to close the actual washer or else it might wash the clothes you are wearing ][and or hair][and or hay][and or people]

 

[Major.Nelson]

im surprised that nobody responded to my out burst with a LOL or a rotfl or some of those weird faces