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[InfalliblexLove]

Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#37 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

I've done that before.

 

[PurpleDucky]

HI DEVAN

Hi Emily :

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Sorry, InfalliblexLove, I kept you up later than you wanted.

Haha, no problem. This is fun!

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#48 When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

 

[ms.tinkerpoo]

Mucky Situation
A salesman knocks on a womans door, with a hoover tucked underneath his arm. "Madam, wud u be interested in this state of the art hoover?" "no i am not" she replies. "But madam", he says "i can prove to you, its one of the best". With that he produces a bucket of manure, and proceeds to throw it on her carpet. "If i cant clean up ALL of this mess, i will eat the lot", says the salesman......"Well", says the woman "i hope you're hungry, cuz i had my electric cut off yesterday" !!!!!!

 

[InfalliblexLove]

The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

 

[ms.tinkerpoo]

Hello

 

[tinkerbell12]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#37 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

I've done that before.

I did that in Target.
The I took one of those little hand massager thingys and i pretended it was a taizer (sp?) and used it on me *in front of people*, my brother and my mom. it was hilarious. my mom played along totally like she was getting zapped and people were just amazed.

Hi Emily :

WHATS SHAKEN, BACON?

Haha, no problem. This is fun!

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#48 When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

I LOVE THAT ONE

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

 

[tinkerbell12]

Hello

hi hi hi






35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I
need some tampons!!"

HAHA I LOVE IT

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

 

[InfalliblexLove]

The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

I did that in Target.
The I took one of those little hand massager thingys and i pretended it was a taizer (sp?) and used it on me *in front of people*, my brother and my mom. it was hilarious. my mom played along totally like she was getting zapped and people were just amazed.

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#14 While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

 

[PurpleDucky]

Gah, mom wants me to go to bed, good night everyone!

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#8 Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

So has anyone seen the thread I'm talking about?

 

[tinkerbell12]

Gah, mom wants me to go to bed, good night everyone!

but.. but.. *pouts*
you just came ):






61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with
various funnels.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

I am never sneezing again!