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[tinkerbell12]

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."

haha.
and he thought being a puppet was bad.
it was all in his name.

I love those couches!!
The workers at AE (the ones near me anyway) are really rude.

same here!

-bites tongue-


Does anyone else think that a certain thread on the TB is mildly disturbing?
Or is it just me?

which thread

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#10 Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#19 As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

 

[tinkerbell12]

The Incas measured time by how long it took a potato to cook.


I wonder how long that was.

 

[InfalliblexLove]

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#21 Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

 

[tinkerbell12]

The average office chair with wheels will travel eight miles per year.

Woo fun!

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#23 Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#29 When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

 

[tinkerbell12]

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

ew
ew
ew

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#21 Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

those walmart ones are funny.
there's a walmart right across the street from me
my friends and i practically live there
xP
i'm gonna do these sometime
hope i dont get kicked out.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Fun things to go at Walmart:
#30 When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

 

[InfalliblexLove]

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

I'm a lefty, I chew on the right.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Each year 100,000 Americans are injured by their own clothing.

 

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

haha.
and he thought being a puppet was bad.
it was all in his name.


same here!



which thread

You know, I probably shouldn't have even brought it up, but it is bothering me to no end. It's the vent thread and I just don't understand why anyone would do that.
I was taught lying was wrong, whether it is to people you know personally or not.

 

[PurpleDucky]

Hi everyone

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

those walmart ones are funny.
there's a walmart right across the street from me
my friends and i practically live there
xP
i'm gonna do these sometime
hope i dont get kicked out.

I did some of them before.
not the really stupid ones though.
xD

 

[InfalliblexLove]

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Sorry, InfalliblexLove, I kept you up later than you wanted.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Hi everyone

HI DEVAN