New Game - Wishes

[Ritz]

Granted- but now someone posts before you every time so your posts never make any sense!

I wish the 40 second rule would go away.

 

[babynurse1]

granted now it's a 60 second rule


I wish I only need 5 hours of sleep at night.

 

[Ritz]

Granted - but you wake up every 15 minutes for the whole 5 hrs.

I wish I was taller.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now you're a freak of nature and have to go on the Guiness Book of World Records nationwide tour.


I wish money grew on trees.

 

[Ritz]

Granted- but you have a black thumb!

I wish I had Tivo.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you can never figure out how to use it

I wish they would quit moving the smilies

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now they keep changing the names of all the boards.

I wish chocolate chip cookies had no calories.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but the chocolate chip industry flopped due to global warming and the price of one cookie is 100.00

I wish I didn't feel so tired this morning.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you are so hyper that you can't get anything productive done.

I wish it would be sunny and warm today.

 

[babynurse1]

granted how's 110 in the shade sound?


I wish I had X Ray vision.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you keep running into things because you can only see the inner structure.

I wish I had a lasso of truth.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but the Wonder Woman outfit you have to wear with it gives you a constant wedgie

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp

 

[Ritz]

Granted but you meet him in court when he sues you for stalking him.

I wish I was on an exotic vacation.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you lie on the beach too long in that string bikini and now you have 3rd degree sunburns everywhere!

I wish Johnny could see I wasn't technically stalking him and drop that lawsuit.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now his wife is jealous and decides to harass you.

I wish I looked good in a string bikini.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now you have stalker problems of your own!!


I wish I could dis and do laundry at the same time!!!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now your family expects you to do laundry while you cook and clean and answer the phone.

I wish my car didn't need gas.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now it needs Plutonium to run. I hear Iraq has a surplus on Plutonium, good luck getting that!

I wish I could change my username to something with more pizazz

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you have to start all over to build your post count.

I wish for world peace (and a sale on plutonium).

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now all everybody does is sit around singing "Kumbaya"


I wish I could be a judge on American Idol