New Game - Wishes

[Ritz]

Granted.... but humans are too dumb to follow the conversation anyway.


I wish someone would cook dinner for me.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but all they know how to cook is boiled eggs.

(Can you say "Cool Hand Luke"? )


I wish I could wish for another wish

 

[Ritz]

granted but now you are stuck in an eternal loop of wishing for a wish.


I wish I was a rich man.

 

[babynurse1]

granted just like Richard Hatch!

Perhaps you need a good attorney to get you out of jail!

I wish I could go to WDW!!!!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but as a consultant to investigate the sewer rat problem.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you're shocked by what you find and now must be placed in a mental institution to recover from said shock!!!


I wish the Hoosiers would win this basketball game

 

[Ritz]

Granted but unruly fan celebration will cause a 2 year ban on tournament play.

I wish I had a teleporter to cut down on travel time.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but it malfunctions mid transport!!!


I wish I had Diet Vanilla Coke made with real vanilla syrup right now

 

[Ritz]

granted but the real vanilla syrup adds 4000 calories


I wish the Tarheels would never win another game. Ever.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now they're sent to Eternal Damnation and are forced to close their doors and are never allowed to have a sports team again. AND now all the displaced players join the Duke team



I wish my kids would quit getting out of bed!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you spend the rest of your life delievering food and toys to their beds.

I wish I had self cleaning bathrooms.

 

[Chicken in a Biskit]

Granted, but your kitchen doesn't clean itself!

I wish I lived on a beach where it's warm.

 

[GoldfishColors]

Granted but now you can't get insurance and have sand everywhere all the time.


I wish I were in WDW right now.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but all your favorite rides are closed for repairs.

I wish time really could stand still.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but it happens when you're on the ToT....in the middle of freefall.

I wish I could play the violin.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you can only play one song "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"



I wish I would never have a bad hair day again.


p.s. the time standing still on ToT might be kinda cool!

 

[lalijack]

You got it, Kojack!

I wish I had a webcam so I could 'see and be seen' by my DIS friends.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you think it's turned off and you're having the worst day of your life and people all across the world are watching!!

I wish some people didn't live so far away!

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you soon discover all the homes for sale in your neighborhood are being bought up by some very unsavory folks.

I wish I had my own personal landscaper year round.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but he charges an arm and a leg--literally!


I wish the dis would go faster!!