NEW GAME - What's Up With...?

[WheatThins]

Further evidence of global warming.

What's up with Webkins?

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Webkins are actually high tech gadgetry that are secretly monitoring your every move. Be careful when you step out of the shower. Big brother might be watching!


WUW Diet CARAMEL Pepsi?

 

[WheatThins]

Is there such a thing? Huh. If there is it is a plot perpetrated by the caramel industry to boosts sales by tieing (sp? that just looks wrong) it's product to caffeine.

What's up with all those smilies?

Wheat Thins

 

[Ritz]

The smilies are here to help you express yourself. You never know when or or even will prevent you from bottling your emotions and going postal.


What is up with Tiger Woods losing the Masters?

 

[babynurse1]

They were put on the dis only to annoy certain snack crackers and to "boost post counts".



Ritz is too fast for me. Tiger Woods SUCKS! lol


WUW not showing nip/tuck again until September?


yes, there is diet caramel pepsi

 

[lalijack]

It's an evil plot by F/X to leave us wanting more (and more!) of that delish Dr. Troy, thus boosting ratings in the coming season.

What's up with not being able to find my DIS friends when I can FINALLY find the time to get online?

 

[babynurse1]

They heard about your stalker status and have gone into hiding!

WUW Johnny Depp.

(really, I'd like to know what's up with him. you know how he's doing and stuff )

 

[Ritz]

I am pretty sure he is pining for married mother of four.

(what a minute that could be ME..heheheh)


What is up with my kids eating all the good Easter candy?

 

[babynurse1]

They're only trying to help mom keep her girlish figure. After all, I hear Johnny is pining after some uber cool moms of 4.

WUW putting every tv show ever made on DVD?

 

[Ritz]

Because like Transformers and My Little Pony, you can collect them all!!!!

What is up with Dannielynn's daddy?

 

[WheatThins]

His expectation of managing millions as a trustee.

What's up with Don Imus lookin so friggin scary?

Wheat Thins

 

[Ritz]

His agent said that would make him "memorable"


What is up with disfriends being in stalker mode?

 

[babynurse1]

They are oh so popular that as soon as the green light goes on, the pm box is full


WUW with fat free ice cream. If I'm going to eat ice cream, there better be some fat in it!!

 

[WheatThins]

It's a lie. There is fat in it.

WUW Andy Griffith Show reruns?

Wheat Thins

 

[Ritz]

Because everything you need to know you could learn from Andy Griffith.


What is up with everyone forgetting Moses Fleetwood was the real first baseball player to break the color barrier?

 

[WheatThins]

No one ever knew it to forget it.

WUW fine food, big cigars and painted ladies?

Wheat Thins

 

[Ritz]

WUW fine food, big cigars and painted ladies?

Wheat Thins

Are you refering to the custom of painting Victorian homes with lots of "gingerbread" details in many bright and contrasting colors? The historical societies like it... they say it is "authentic"


What is up with the hole in the ozone layer?

 

[WheatThins]

uhhh, yes?

It's supposed to be there. Duh.

WUW the Minnesota Twins?

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Are you refering to John and Ron from Duluth. They are doing great last I heard.


WUW with trying to stay up past my bedtime

 

[Ritz]

Good answer babynurse! (But isn't Duluth in Wisconsin? or is it on the border?)

WT, while being a big fan of Benjamin Franklin, doesn't live by the proverb "Early to bed, early to wise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

What is up with Pop Tarts? why do kids love them so much?