NEW GAME - What's Up With...?

[Ritz]

Another double post so I'll answer the first and ask the second to get us back on track.

WUW - Florida toll booth operators telling me to have a good day as they rob me blind?

The whole thing is a distraction to get you fuming so you, in an attempt to get back the happy vacation-y feelings, spend even more on your stay in Sunny Florida.

What's up with tie dye easter egg kits?

 

[babynurse1]

Somebody was smoking somethin'?


WUW everytime I log on to play games, everybody skeedaddles?

 

[terryX]

Somebody was smoking somethin'?


WUW everytime I log on to play games, everybody skeedaddles?

Your vast "Game" knowledge intimidates everyone?

WUW all "Bob" type commercials on TV?

 

[Ritz]

Geico has employed all the good ad executives leaving all other products with the leftovers.

What is up with the lack of hamburgers on the kids menu at the counter service places in WDW?

 

[celerystalker]

WDW believes the murder of cows is unethical. They can not stop adult humans from consuming beef, but they are attempting to curb the need in the young of our species.

WUW construction workers that start at 6:30 on Tuesday mornings and work until 6:30 at night but leave before 5 on Thursdays?

 

[babynurse1]

Construction Workers get 1/2 price after 5 on Thursday's at Hooters.



WUW Teletubbies?

 

[Ritz]

The aliens who seeded Earth with the human race wish to come back and check on us but in order to not scare us they must imprint the little ones via a TV show aimed at toddlers.

WIUW the sudden onset of air fresheners being advertised all the time?

 

[grinningghost]

The sudden onset of stinky people.

What's up with all the self-checkout lanes?

 

[Animal Cracker]

Self check lines are to teach the people that get into the line that says 1-8 items how to count....if you have 20 or more items you might want to use the right checkout.

What is up with all these short shorts this year....

 

[grinningghost]

It's obviously a way for the catty female designers to watch their handiwork walk down 7th Avenue, as they snicker and snort at the cellulite seeping out from under it.

What's up with people like the BTK Killer?

 

[babynurse1]

There mommies never showed them any love and they have deep psychological scars.


WUW the 40 second rule?

 

[Ritz]

It is to prevent people like you from having 60 bazillion posts and make the rest of us feel bad.

What is up with the need to "join" your grocery store to get a discount?

 

[WheatThins]

It is to prevent people like you from having 60 bazillion posts and make the rest of us feel bad.

What is up with the need to "join" your grocery store to get a discount?

It is a way for the liberal left to keep the Republicans out.

What is up with posters posting under dual names?

Wheat Thins

 

[Ritz]

So they can play games without having a huge post count. And it makes it easier to stalk their friends.


What is up with the price of gas?

 

[WheatThins]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit are in short supply this year, thus having an immediate, and drastic affect on the price of gas.

What is up with 3 hour depositions?

Wheat Thins

 

[Ritz]

Since everyone thinks they have the equivalent of a law school education from watching law and order and ally mcbeal, all legal proceedings will now take twice as long.


What is up with disrespectful students?

 

[WheatThins]

I'm not sure but we know it isn't their IQs.

What's up with Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera?

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

HEY 2 snack crackers in the same spot!

Two alpha males who think they are always right are never a good combination



WUW all the activity on the game thread?

 

[WheatThins]

Someone told me there would be free hotdogs, beer and dancing girls at 11.

What's up with Off Track Betting?

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Just another ploy to give up your hard earned dollars.


WUW baseball in the snow?