My son the stripper...

LaraK

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:sad2: Why :confused3


Does your child remove their clothing at every opportunity?
 
My six-year-old is running around the house in nothing but her Curious George panties. It is cold outside and it isn't all that warm in here, either.
 
Lara, he's a boy. It gives him easier access to the goods.
 
don't knock it untill you try it:banana: :rotfl:
 

I have twins, one would were his clothes in the shower if I let him. I've caught the other riding his Rip-Stick in his under ware.
 
Is this the same son who makes you wipe his butt? Maybe he's giving you easy access? :rotfl:

On a serious note, many kids go through this. He'll grow out of it eventually.
 
WHEN??? When do they outgrow it?

My older son never really went through this, but my 4yo is a little nudist and streaker. :scared1:

DH just came home from the grocery store carrying bags and left the front door open, and DS was out like a shot, prancing and running around in the grass. :headache:

WHEN???
 
DS6 comes home from school and leaves a trail of clothes from the door to the living room. He is in his undies by the time he hits the tv. He'd never be a good stripper. The clothes come off too fast

DS3 assumes this is normal, and insists on stripping down as well.

Sometimes they wear hats and carry weapons while in their undies. They are like mini, naked Village People.

I fear for the future.
 
I have a 5 yr. old who hates clothes. He understands now that outside of the house he must have clothes on at all times. It was not always like this. The best story is at McDonald's in the Play Place a child comes down and says, "Mommy! There's a naked kid up there!" Nooooooo! :scared1: He was too hot and decided to take care of it.

But, when he comes home all clothes come off. The rule is that if anyone gets tired of looking at you they can request that he puts clothes on or he has to go to his room if he wants to stay naked. He seems to be getting naked less and less but he still sleeps fully nude even in the dead of winter.

I guess it is just him.
 
DS6 comes home from school and leaves a trail of clothes from the door to the living room. He is in his undies by the time he hits the tv. He'd never be a good stripper. The clothes come off too fast

DS3 assumes this is normal, and insists on stripping down as well.

Sometimes they wear hats and carry weapons while in their undies. They are like mini, naked Village People.

I fear for the future.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
Is this the same son who makes you wipe his butt? Maybe he's giving you easy access? :rotfl:

On a serious note, many kids go through this. He'll grow out of it eventually.
Same kid....he's also the one who had a battle with my bra. I love that kid to pieces, life is never boring in my house.:lmao:
DS6 comes home from school and leaves a trail of clothes from the door to the living room. He is in his undies by the time he hits the tv. He'd never be a good stripper. The clothes come off too fast

DS3 assumes this is normal, and insists on stripping down as well.

Sometimes they wear hats and carry weapons while in their undies. They are like mini, naked Village People.

I fear for the future.

Reminds me of the movie where the kid used the fly of his tighty whities as a holster for his gun...we made LOTS of jokes about that in my house...what movie was that???
 
Reminds me of the movie where the kid used the fly of his tighty whities as a holster for his gun...we made LOTS of jokes about that in my house...what movie was that???
I do not know, but please tell me when you think of it, because I MUST see it now! :lmao:
 
My mom always called my little sister "Mowgli", like from the Jungle Book, because she stripped until she was 4. After that, she was the exact opposite- had a fit if you tried to go into a public bathroom stall with her, wouldn't change in front of anyone else, etc.
 
Reminds me of the movie where the kid used the fly of his tighty whities as a holster for his gun...we made LOTS of jokes about that in my house...what movie was that???

I don't know about a movie, but I think I saw that on America's Funniest Home Videos. Maybe. I'm not 100% sure.
 
DS6 comes home from school and leaves a trail of clothes from the door to the living room. He is in his undies by the time he hits the tv. He'd never be a good stripper. The clothes come off too fast

DS3 assumes this is normal, and insists on stripping down as well.

Sometimes they wear hats and carry weapons while in their undies. They are like mini, naked Village People.

I fear for the future.
:rotfl2:

I have a 6-yr old nephew who is like that. Strips and shows off whenever he can. I asked his 8-year old brother if the 6-year old was always like this and his response, "Yes .... it's disgusting." :lmao:
 
My youngest ds (6 yr. old) loves to take his clothes off. My oldest son (20 yr. old) swears that his youngest brother is gonna be a stripper! My middle son (8 yr. old) just shakes his head in puzzlement.
 
Ok the "Mini Naked Village People" had me in tears I was laughing so hard!:rotfl: :lmao:

but my son, who mind you is 9, is standing here in his boxers! The child has never liked clothes...ever! Our family always says he is gonna be a stripper or nudist when he grows up.:rolleyes1
My brother who now is 32 and thank god keeps his clothes on,:lmao: did the same thing til he was like 10, so we are holding out hope!
 
DS6 comes home from school and leaves a trail of clothes from the door to the living room. He is in his undies by the time he hits the tv. He'd never be a good stripper. The clothes come off too fast

DS3 assumes this is normal, and insists on stripping down as well.

Sometimes they wear hats and carry weapons while in their undies. They are like mini, naked Village People.

I fear for the future.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG I am so glad to read this!! My DS7 does the same thing. The second he comes home from school/the grocery store/playing outside.......within 15 seconds he's in his underwear. DS4 of course thinks all boys do this and within 20 seconds he's the same way.
My parents asked if DH did it, assuming that's where they learned it. Of course not, I replied. At least not since the boys have been born..:laughing:
 

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