It has been so long since I posted I had to go back and re-read my own TR to see where I left off.
Kelly surprised me with a long weekend ski trip, and work is still..work-like. We came home just in time to see our city shut down by an ice storm, and had to spend another day at home sitting by the fire...oh, darn!
The dumbest man in the office--who is, of course--it's axiomatic-- higher in grade than I am (I just don't kiss @$$ like I should) just about accused me of engineering the ice storm.
"Yes, and you better be nice to me, or I'll arrange for a tornado to suck you up to Oz."
My friends at work were laughing about it after the meeting, but really: It's So Not Funny. This man has an important position ("important" meaning the decisions he makes affect a great number of people) and he is dumb as a post. Not only is he dense as my grandmama's pound cake but he is afflicted with envy, on a 7 deadly sins scale. Ah, my professional life.
and
Anyway.
I told ya'll about the yapping desk clerk...we finished with photos at the GF and before I know it, it is time to leave to get married!
We took the limo over to the Boardwalk and as I had never been to WDW before I was surprised by the size of the place. It's huge! It took about 15 minutes to drive over there, but it was great to spend some quiet time with Kelly (and get a drink of bottled water!) Kelly thought of everything, wrapping my bottle in a napkin to absorb the condensation and putting a straw in the bottle. I had to laugh because watching him do that for me I had the same thought I had on our very fist date, namely, "Oh, maaaannn...this guy is a keeper," and three (3) dates later when he looked at me, kissed my hand and said, "You are a keeper," well, I KNEW. They say you will know when it is right, and they are right. Whoever
they are.
There were some rain drops hitting the windshield of the limo on the way over--uh oh. Hey, is it just me, or are limos kinda goofy? I mean, in a sorta 80's disco club way?
We met Tanis in the lobby of the Boardwalk and I FINALLY (haha) got my flowers. They were gorgeous--I loved them! All in shades of white and ivory; gardenias, roses, freesia, mini callas, dendrobium orchids and stephanotis with pearl centers. There were several crystal hidden Mickeys and the stem was wrapped in ivory ribbon, criss-crossed with a thinner gold ribbon. Kelly's buttonhole was a calla. Rosie and Disney floral did a fantastic job--and I am a bit of a flower fiend; I know quality flowers because I worked part time for one of the best florists ever! while I was in high school.
to Disney floral and Rosie. BTW, my flowers stayed gorgeous for days and days--even the gardenias held up for at least two days. I hated leaving them when we left to fly home. Kelly got a huge kick out of this.
The Boardwalk is a really cute resort--if we ever go back I think we will stay there. It is walking distance to Epcot, and we loved Epcot. Tanis told us our cake cutting was brought indoors because of the threat of rain. Rain + wedding cake = disaster, she says. "Ha!", I think; "Rain + hair and make-up + dress = true disaster! Screw the cake!" But I just smile and nod. I have now reached the smiling and nodding apex of my entire life. I seem to have lost all brain function. Seriously. The last brain wave function I had was back at the GF, when I decided I might have to hurt me a little desk clerk.
Maybe wearing so much make-up killed my brain? Hmmm...interesting theory. I should conduct an experiment (with govt grant money, of course). I'll test some Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and see if they are smarter
before they put their make-up on. Wait. That won't work. I don't think they ever take their make-up off. Never mind.
Note to self, here: Focus on your trip report, Kim. Focus.
I talked to some people (strangers/new friends) in the lobby, and everyone was so sweet, wishing us well and being so kind. I think that is probably one of the nicer parts about being married at Disney--the
from everyone. In the case of Kelly and I, we had decided to "elope" because we couldn't really have a wedding of less than about 100 people without hurting peoples' feelings--and our guest list could have easily gone above 250-300--and this being our second marriage we just felt the money could best be spent elsewhere (like in helping our grown kids out) so the good wishes of strangers were very welcome. I missed some friends and family more than I thought I might. However, and OTOH, just being the two of us was so hassle free that I would do it the same way over again--to the same man, of course!
We walked to SBP across the boardwalk and it was really threatening rain. The walk is sorta longish but I kept my dress up so it wouldn't get soiled around the bottom and my shoes were super comfy--I congratulated myself for going with the simple classic high heel pump in leather (not satin) since I knew I would be outside and satin just doesn't hold up well. Also they are just not as comfortable (satin doesn't give) and who wants barking dawgs on their wedding day? I was sooo tempted by some of the Cynthia Rowley's though...but...we interrupt this trip report for some UNSOLICITED ADVICE: Ladies, go for comfort over high fashion in this area. Your feet will thank you, and any brides that are having the full Monty wedding will be on those poor little dawgs for 6+ hours.
We got to SBP and "happylalagirl" and her brand new hubby (Diane and Andrew) were there!
These two are so great; funny, considerate-- just all around awesome people. We liked them immediately, and felt like we had known them for much longer than we had. Which was, uh, about 5 minutes. We had made it up, via email, for them to come to our wedding since they would be at WDW for theirs.
Stop telling me what to do! Get outta the way! Let's get this party started! Or: My Wedding
Tanis and Randy saying "walk over here", and "No, walk over there" and me just smiling like an idiot. Tanis and Randy squabbling a bit. I'm still smiling. I think I might really have lost my mind. I seem to be in some sort of happiness bubble, impenetrable by outside forces. Rev. Jack talking to me while Tanis stands first on one foot then the other, glancing at the threatening looking sky every ten seconds. Making me a little nervous, she is. Hey Tanis, don't blow my bliss.
Randy looking like he would cheerfully strangle "someone" but winking at me. Nice man, that Randy. He's got a protective brotherly vibe about him that is comforting. Tanis is all about pomp and circumstance, Randy was all about the photo ops--- and me? I just wanna say "I do" already!
It is the moment I have been waiting and hoping and planning for-- the (okay, can't think of anything to say here that isn't all cliche and trite. Sorry.) joining of two lives. Rev. Jack says a very sweet thing when he says, 'You all are such a great looking couple--Disney should keep you here as advertising.' I laugh and think to myself, "For whom? The AARP re-marriage crowd?" Still, it's a kind thing to say, and one thing we know for sure-my sense of humor will probably keep me from ever getting too high an opinion of myself. I'll never be a "Miss Biggie-Pants", as my grandma would say.
So there I am. Standing there with Kelly and trying to listen to Rev. Jack. Just wanting to look at Kelly. Glancing up at him, and see that he's looking at me. Smiling at him, and he squeezes my hand. Feeling suddenly shy. Standing there all I can think of is how blessed I am. I am so blessed, and while Rev. Jack is giving his homily (does any bride really hear anything being said that is not being said by her groom? I wonder.) The entire time I have my own inner soliloquy going; I am telling God how grateful I am. I am not sure what I ever did to deserve this man, this moment, this life, but I am so grateful.
Okay, I'm gonna digress a little, if anyone is still with me here. There is a lot of ugliness in the world. A lot of people hurting other people for no good reason. Oh, they think they have a good reason;
wrong religion,
wrong skin color,
wrong political beliefs. In Afghanistan I have seen a woman hanging from a tree in her own front yard, put to death by her husband for some crime, real or imagined. Hell, he was probably just tired of her, wanted to marry his 14 year old cousin. All the men in the village congratulating him for handling things like a
man. In Somalia I have seen people crushing children and old people so they could get food--well, they were starving, you say? Naw. They were war lords/thugs, and they would take the food and blackmail the truly starving people for it. And the blackmail was really ugly; give me your wife, your daughter, your house, and I'll give you this food so you can feed the rest of your family. Without it they die, with it you get to live the rest of your life knowing what it cost you. I have seen UN peacekeepers use bottled water as an enticement for sex with little girls, babies, really--younger than my daughters were at the time. Using their position entrusted to them to further abuse the world's most vulnerable. Yep. Lotta ugliness in the world. And unfortunately one doesn't need to go as far away as Afghanistan, Iraq or Somalia to find it. But there is a lot of beauty, too. There are a few moments in our lives that almost cancel out the ugliness: the first time we are kissed by the one we will spend the rest of our lives with, and we are lucky enough, we have lived enough, to
know. The births of our children. Watching the kids grow up, helping them live their own dream, and seeing them graduate college, and marry the men of
their dreams--and the first time I held my own grandson in my arms.
Mountaintop moments in time that go so far towards wiping away all the pain, monotony and horror of dwelling in the valleys.
Why have I digressed like this? What's my point? My point (and I swear I have one) is just this: Lots of brides planning weddings, all worried about this or that detail. Placecards. Favors. Shades of pink. Okay, I'm with ya. I know, it all matters. Just please don't forget what really matters. Take time to count all your blessings. Take a little time to thank God you live in a country that is free (even if the Disney wedding of your dreams isn't-har har). Maybe you can't have the coach, the fireworks or Mickey and Minnie, but you don't live in place where hanging you in your own front yard is not just condoned, but
celebrated. Your children, God willing, will never have to trade their innocence for a bottle of water. And whatever your political beliefs, take a moment to be grateful there are men and women willing to put on some Kevlar (and wear pants that make your hips look HUGE) and for way not enough money, make sure it is ever thus.
End of lecture. Ahem. Too much? Sorry. I get like this sometimes.
Then, way too soon, and not soon enough, the wedding ceremony is over. A kiss for luck and the best rest of my life starts.
Diane and Andrew had a reunion with Randy Chapman (they had been married the day before) and Andrew told Diane Randy would feel as if they were stalking him...so Diane starts up "Hey Randy! Where are my photos? You got them for me yet?"
I think randy thought for a second he had a bridezilla on his hands.
The reception was held in one of the small reception rooms at the Boardwalk, and Disney did a great job on the cake table and set up. Very nice. Tanis is still bossing me around, but I need it because I still have that brain fart thing happening. We dance our first dance (Note: it is hard to dance on carpeting) and then Diane and Andrew dance with us. I am so glad they came; some people just know how to add to an event. Cut the cake (ugh, awkward--who started that tradition?) drink some champagne--tell Diane I don't drink, and then prove my low alcohol tolerance by almost falling out of my chair. LOL and sigh. What a dork. Had a great time, and Andrew and Diane gave us a card and very generous gift. Love you guys!
Dinner after was at Victoria and Albert's, where we had truffles and hummingbird tongues on a ganache of crouton imported from Mars, in a light filigree of blahblahblah sauce. Bottom line: $675.
Victoria and Albert's: TURN UP THE AIR, TURN ON A LIGHT, and SPEAK ENGLISH.
Highlight of the evening: Negotiating a potty break without soaking my train and/or or breaking my neck.
Lord, but I'm good.
Next installment: Throw down with a bellman, or: Why does everything happen to
me?