My dilemma

[DWGal210]

This thread needs to be required reading. If you're going to post a new thread about one of these topics, STOP YOURSELF. It'll end badly, I promise.

 

[FireDancer]

I'm thinking that no one will notice when my 14 cousins are staying in our room at AS Sports. After all, there are outside corridors (why on Earth Disney thought that was such a good idea?) and I can sneak them right in. My cousin Bubba will be the one in the wheelchair because he's overweight and that's why all people get wheelchairs anyway and we can get in the rides quicker without a fast pass. We have all our meals planned out so that we order 4 quick service meals at the time and supplement with the condiment bar from Pecos Bill's. We also have our refillable mugs from 1996 and I'm sure I was told they were reuseable. Any suggestions???

You do know all 15 of you can cut in line at the bus stops and ride together since Bubba is in a wheelchair, right?

It's no surprise he is overweight seeing as he only eats preformed imitation meat products like hot dogs and chicken nuggets and hates all vegetables and fruits...you know...because of the texture. Oh, that's right, he eats potatoes and corn.

 

[KinziePooh]

The real issue is where to wash your family cloth

The bigger issue is how do I carry them around while I'm at the parks Any tips would be greatly appreciated

 

[FireDancer]

I've had lots of success with canned corn.

Canned corn is only to be consumed cold, right out of the can, on a bench in Magic Kingdom. Rookie.

 

[tlbwriter]

You can try to get them through security, but no doubt TSA will insist on a thorough grope...er...body search of your entire family and your children will be scarred for life.

But then you qualify for a GAC!

 

[Grog]

This thread needs to be required reading. If you're going to post a new thread about one of these topics, STOP YOURSELF. It'll end badly, I promise.

No!!!!! I love it when the Uptight Super-Serious Brigade posts those kind of threads because it gives us a reason to have threads like this. And it's a good excuse to

This thread is full of WIN!!!!!!!

 

[Piglets Mommy]

I so needed a good laugh today. Thank You!

 

[badblackpug]

Canned corn is only to be consumed cold, right out of the can, on a bench in Magic Kingdom. Rookie.

Ummmm.... hello? I can only eat warmed canned corn..I have sensory issues.

Btw...should I rent a single or a double stroller for my everythings ok orangutan?

 

[FireDancer]

Ummmm.... hello? I can only eat warmed canned corn..I have sensory issues.

Of course. I should have known.

Btw...should I rent a single or a double stroller for my everythings ok orangutan?

If you were a real DISer you would rent yourself a stroller and have your orangutan push you.

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

EEwwwww Don't wash your mug in the pool !
Do you know what little kids do in there?
Wash it in the lake


Wait. There's PB & J ?

WASH IT IN THE LAKE??? There's gators in there...haven't you ever seen Crocodile Dundee??

Bringing a stroller is for dopes, I just pick the one I want outside It's a Small World.

For those of you with sensory issues, I'm sure the CS restaurants would love to open your corn can and heat it up for you.

 

[lucyanna girl]

I don't have to worry about any of this stuff. Our trip is a gift....from our bankrupcy attorney!!



Penny

 

[Mrs.Toad]

The real issue is where to wash your family cloth

What issue? Doesn't everybody use the coffee pot for those? They are the perfect size and you can leave them soaking all day without taking up necessary sink space. We need that sink for sponge baths since we fill our bathtub with groceries. Just get free ice from the machine down the hall and walla!! Free refrigerator!!

Now excuse me, I have to go force my fearful 6yo onto Tower of Terror. It's exhausting, dragging her kicking and screaming onto the fun rides, but it's my vacation, too!!

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

What issue? Doesn't everybody use the coffee pot for those? They are the perfect size and you can leave them soaking all day without taking up necessary sink space. We need that sink for sponge baths since we fill our bathtub with groceries. Just get free ice from the machine down the hall and walla!! Free refrigerator!!

Now excuse me, I have to go force my fearful 6yo onto Tower of Terror. It's exhausting, dragging her kicking and screaming onto the fun rides, but it's my vacation, too!!

Hey, she's 6 for crying out loud. Old enough to go to the bathroom by herself. Just leave her on the bench outside with some coke and a pretzel, you'll only be 20 minutes or so. Foster some independence. You don't want to coddle her.

 

[Mokat76]

Ummmm.... hello? I can only eat warmed canned corn..I have sensory issues.

Excuse me. My sensory issues do not allow me to witness the consumption of canned corn. Plus my service kitten is afraid of corn.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Hey, she's 6 for crying out loud. Old enough to go to the bathroom by herself. Just leave her on the bench outside with some coke and a pretzel, you'll only be 20 minutes or so. Foster some independence. You don't want to coddle her.

Don't you know that's child neglect

You are suppose to take her to the gift shop and leave her there while you go on the rides.

 

[Mrs.Toad]

Hey, she's 6 for crying out loud. Old enough to go to the bathroom by herself. Just leave her on the bench outside with some coke and a pretzel, you'll only be 20 minutes or so. Foster some independence. You don't want to coddle her.

Yes, most 6 year olds would be perfectly capable of waiting outside, but mine has special needs, of course. I cannot leave her alone for 20 minutes, she might soil her diaper or require breastfeeding. We have been working diligently on her independence since she was 3 weeks old, but with her special needs, it's been a slow process.

 

[LuvsDragonflies]

Hey, keep your Service Kitten away from my Service Hamster. I just knitted him a new vest.

 

[Mokat76]

Hey, keep your Service Kitten away from my Service Hamster. I just knitted him a new vest.

I'll try. My SK's vest is made of hamster fur, but it's not from an SH. SK respects his fellow service animals (most of the time--except for that ugly incident with a Service Spider).

 

[Mama_Dis]

If my boys dress up as princesses for the week, do you think we could get one of those "front of the line" pass thingy's to make up for all of the mean comments that people will make to them?

 

[Missy1961]

So, I was thinking about Disney the other day as I was leaving my shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot....I guess I didn't really need the cart, I only had 57 items and I looked kinda funny as I checked out in the 8 items or less line, but the other lines were really LONG and I was in a hurry.

Anyway, I was thinking about Disney the other day. I usually like to feed my kids healthy foods like chips and fruit snacks, but I was wondering if I could just put the free peanut butter and jelly from the fixin's bar into my refillable mug for lunches to save money for my upcoming trip...I've had the mugs for years and they've served me well, so I'm a little worried about the peanut butter and jelly leaving an aftertaste when I get my coffee in the morning. Then again, I was going to stop at the pool at the Poly on my way back to Pop to swim, so maybe I'll just take the mug into the pool with me and wash it out.

Will that work???
















Figured we had the bathroom fight, the overprotective parent fight and the SAHM vs WOTH mom fights going on so I'd go for the full Monty!



Butterflies, pixie dust and Rainbows people!!! Butterflies, pixie dust and rainbows!

this is perfect! I did think we needed a shopping cart thread but wasn't brave enough to start one myself. But this is even better! thanks!