My co-worker is a fountain of misinformation!! 5/14 the day has come page 130

[LadyShiva]

EG, do you mind asking her if there's any place she likes? It seems like she is enthusiastic about negative feelings; maybe her likes are just as head-shake-inducing...

Thanks!
Brandie

 

[babytrees]

And did you catch a rich man?? Just asking for future reference

nope... not even close. He's not even a rancher, which was the other thing this woman said I was going to get.

Gotta love the Miss I's in our lives....otherwise we might be in jail.

 

[lyzziesmom]

Wow, I live in Kansas and have heard tons of funny things that people who have never been here think of it. I'd love to hear what this twit thinks of Kansas!! Oooo, ooo! Let me guess: Everything is brown and there are tornadoes every day, and it's full of farmers and carnies and wheat. Y'know, just like the Wizard of Oz. Because real life is always EXACTLY like a fantasy children's movie from 70 some odd years ago.

 

[figment52]

I thought you were in Illinois - does that mean she is considering moving?

BTW - what did she think of her on line class/training? Did she ever say anything about it?

 

[Jeanny]

That doesn't matter. She doesn't have to have been to a place to have a low opinion of it. She probably thinks that the harbor in Boston still smells like tea.

I just choked on my tea!! We've actually cleaned up the Harbor, you hardly ever see tea leaves in it anymore.
She'd probably say Boston is too close to Canada for her liking.

 

[mickeysgal]

New Mexico - Drove through there once. Doesn't understand why anyone would want to live there it looks boring. Except for the border towns, they looked like they were having fun.

Ok - this one got to me.

Party in the border towns!

 

[Teresa Pitman]

Oh, please ask her some questions about Canada! That should be interesting...

Teresa (from Canada)

 

[Evil Genius]

So the online class was taken. She hated it. Didn't understand much of what they were trying to say. (Too many Nickel words I guess) I asked her if she understood that racial and sexual slurs had no business in the workforce and she looked at me like I had 3 eyes. I'm guessing she logged in, scrolled through it and left it on the screen for the amount of time it was suppose to take her to get through it and then sent in the pdf to hr that said she did it.

Did we expect any less?

 

[Hedy]

So the online class was taken. She hated it. Didn't understand much of what they were trying to say. (Too many Nickel words I guess) I asked her if she understood that racial and sexual slurs had no business in the workforce and she looked at me like I had 3 eyes. I'm guessing she logged in, scrolled through it and left it on the screen for the amount of time it was suppose to take her to get through it and then sent in the pdf to hr that said she did it.

Did we expect any less?

Not really, sadly. I hope you have some co-workers who don't stink and are sane.

 

[lyzziesmom]

You mean she was able to figure out how to get around actually taking the "class?" I am shocked and amazed.

I'm betting it's only a matter of time before she says something else completely inappropriate. I wouldn't be surprised if it was to the same coworker as well. Maybe then they'd make her take an in-person class, and there can be witnesses to how she doesn't "get it." Ugh, she makes me mad and I don't even know her!

 

[PrincessSuzanne]

Well, look at it this way, at her age, maybe she is close to retirement. One could hope couldn't they? I would have told her off by now, EG I don't know how you stand it

Suzanne

 

[gradtchr]

Any good stories lately?

 

[Evil Genius]

Bonus day!!


Boss is having a party for son. OF COURSE Miss Info is invited (Boss' son calls her grandma) They are going to Brookfield Zoo which is a large zoo here. Boss wants to eat outside so the kids can run around. Miss Info starts telling boss about how she doesn't want to sit outside in the sun, so she will be bringing a sun canopy with her to put up at the zoo. I asked later, and it's one of those things you put up in your yard like a tent without the sides. She seriously thinks that A) The zoo is going to let her bring something like that in. and B) Her husband is going to lug this thing through the whole zoo to the food area and then lug it back to the car.

Then someone was talking to her about the Rob and Big show on MTV and mentioned that Rob had a minituare horse. Her response. "Oh those things are exact replicas of real horses." Um they are real horses.


Oh and just so you all know, Bourbon St in New Orleans is just full of prostitutes. No restaurants, clubs or anything, just prostitutes.

So those are my stories for the day, so far. I notice it's not even noon.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Bonus day!!


Boss is having a party for son. OF COURSE Miss Info is invited (Boss' son calls her grandma) They are going to Brookfield Zoo which is a large zoo here. Boss wants to eat outside so the kids can run around. Miss Info starts telling boss about how she doesn't want to sit outside in the sun, so she will be bringing a sun canopy with her to put up at the zoo. I asked later, and it's one of those things you put up in your yard like a tent without the sides. She seriously thinks that A) The zoo is going to let her bring something like that in. and B) Her husband is going to lug this thing through the whole zoo to the food area and then lug it back to the car.

Then someone was talking to her about the Rob and Big show on MTV and mentioned that Rob had a minituare horse. Her response. "Oh those things are exact replicas of real horses." Um they are real horses.


Oh and just so you all know, Bourbon St in New Orleans is just full of prostitutes. No restaurants, clubs or anything, just prostitutes.

So those are my stories for the day, so far. I notice it's not even noon.

Thanks I needed a good laugh today.
So what's her take on minituare pinschers ?

 

[RUDisney]

Oh and just so you all know, Bourbon St in New Orleans is just full of prostitutes. No restaurants, clubs or anything, just prostitutes.

Please don't let my MIL know this. We told her we liked Bourbon St very much and that's where DH tried his first raw oyster. I don't want her thinking that was "code" for anything else.

 

[Hedy]

 

[mirthmaiden]

Where is her favorite place since she seems to hate everything?

Well, we know she likes Vegas because she went there. Oh, right... she didn't actually go.

had a friend tell me the only reason I was going to Montana was to catch a rich man so Mantana sounds about right.

nope... not even close. He's not even a rancher, which was the other thing this woman said I was going to get.

That's funny. My BF is considering moving to Montana. She's been out there 3x scoping it out and I always tease her about going out there to snag a rich rancher. I'll let her know it didn't work for you

She seriously thinks that A) The zoo is going to let her bring something like that in. and B) Her husband is going to lug this thing through the whole zoo to the food area and then lug it back to the car.

Wouldn't an umbrella be just as effective and much less troublesome? She could make her DH stand there and hold it over her the entire time.

Oh and just so you all know, Bourbon St in New Orleans is just full of prostitutes. No restaurants, clubs or anything, just prostitutes.

I have some photos I could send you of Bourbon St. that clearly show all the clubs (and probably some prostitutes too, although it was New Year's Eve so it's hard to tell who is who )

 

[Hixski]

Miss Info=Random acts of stupidity!!!!

 

[lyzziesmom]

I'd love to hear her opinion of toy poodles. They look almost realistic, you know!

 

[PrincessSuzanne]

I really needed a good laugh. You know she should probably be careful going to the zoo, they might mistake her for one of the animals .

Suzanne